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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.

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I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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Dad: ‘GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!’

Child: *storms off* ‘JIM MORRISON WAS OVER RATED’

Dad: ‘WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS’

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The Hannibal panel is closed! DANGIT! I’m at c2e2 and I can’t even see it. Maybe I can watch from the hallway lol. Or just listen for the screams.

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when its happening in the us so u still have to wait another day 😒😒 fuck u timezones

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women want me for my huge cock (silicone) and my huge tits (silicone) and my funny pointed wizard hat (silly cone)

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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i dont think you people understand the hypnotizing power of brown sugar 

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

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actual criticisms of academia:

cost of education acting as class barrier

exploitation of graduate workers

colonialist past and present

ties to military industrial complex

danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues

criticisms of academia that get made:

those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!