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So Fur, So Good

(Lando/Oscar, E, ~4.3k)

Oscar loves winning.

Meow!

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I think 50 shades of grey did so much damage to BDSM writing in fic and like not because I think fic writers were taking inspiration from it, but we did get a lot of detailed explanatory posts about all the different ways in which those guys were Doing It Wrong, which is not in and of itself a bad thing but since then everybody got so hung up on making sure everybody in their fics was nothing like 50 shades of grey and actually demonstrates that yes I do understand the principles of safe sane and consensual and the traffic light system and safewording and aftercare and checking in that now everybody fucks like a 101 handbook and I think we've only just recently started to recover from it. love me a dynamic where it's two repressed freak idiots who accidentally invent BDSM all on their own and have to come up with the strangest most deeply harmful ways of navigating that situation

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okay it's at like 24:30 of his imola gp watchalong. he is ranting a bit before this (for like thirty seconds) and then there are minor more mentions later but that's the main section

awww max <3 he is precious

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rewatching max f’s imola stream and him talking about his weak immune system and especially while traveling. obsessed for some reason

i haven’t seen this and now i wanna see… are there clips or a timestamp for this?

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my new nortrell fic is up now on ao3!! 4.8k words, rated E, phone sex, inspired by this meme that keeps being quoted on stream, and all the times the people closest to them have called them boyfriends <3

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contract renewal 1k kudos celebration ❤️ started this fic on a whim the day after the australian gp. it was supposed to be a one shot. it somehow it turned into a 45k+ word fuck fest. and it's still going.

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I absolutely loved chapter 18 but this is all I’m going to be able to think about forever now

i'm cackling 😆 best of luck to that intern

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contract renewal | landoscar | rated E

chapter 18

words: 2.8k

summary:

No orgasms, unless given by your teammate.It was supposed to promote team cohesion. That was how it was explained to them, anyway.

chapter 18 preview:

Oscar feels heat crawl beneath his skin, hand instinctively flying to cover the spot on his neck where Lando had marked the previous night. It feels tender, warm to the touch. Fuck. He hadn’t even looked at himself in the mirror today, rushing through his morning routine after snoozing his alarm. Massive fucking oversight, that was. Must be visible. Obvious, even, judging by the glances and hushed whispers around the room, all from members of his own garage.

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missing twinkdo hours. "oh but lando's sti–" SHUT UP you don't understand. i mean real twinkdo. no evil goatee no attempts to serve fuckboy. just effortlessly awkward cunt. i'm not talking about him i'm talking about HER

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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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*casually adds this one to my list*

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all sauber drivers know is q1 disqualification and age gap relationship

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i will stop rpfing when they stop wanting to fuck eachother

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ok but the funniest part of writing contract renewal is having the rest of the mclaren team interact with landosc, fully aware that their drivers are fucking but never actually saying it outright. papaya culture

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my fav genre of fanfic is "ship i have not ever considered but the author is insane abt it in a way that intrigues me immensely"

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i swear, for the last 5 chapters of contract renewal i’m like “ok this fic will be over in 1-2 more chapters” and then each chapter covers far less of the plot than expected 😭

so the plot is winding down, kind of. there is at least another chapter of “Plot”. (if you can even call it that) but like these two can keep banging and chaotic switching as long as i think of ideas for them 🤷🏼‍♀️