I’M A SVEEDISH PLUMBER I’M HERE TO FIX YOUR PIPES
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Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson
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a failed actress, an illiterate janitor, a closeted gay catholic and a serial rapist with a god complex walk into a bar. they own the bar. the bar is called paddy’s pub. you’re watching it’s always sunny in philadelphia. there is no punchline
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How They Make It: Plumbus
‘Cause you know everyone has a Plumbus in their homes.
First, they take the dinglebop,
And they smooth it out with a bunch of schleam.
The schleam is then repurposed for later batches.
They take the dinglebop and push it through the grumbo,
Where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It’s important that the Fleeb is rubbed because the Fleeb has all of the Fleeb juice.
Then a Shlamie shows up and rubs and … spits on it.
They cut the Fleeb. There are several hizards in the way.
The Blamphs rub against the chumbles,
Then plubus and grumble are shaved away.
That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.
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