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420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.

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If we are RPing together

you do not have to:

get to my thread just because you’re working on other replies

avoid posting often just because we’re both online and it’s your turn

push yourself to write something just because you see me on

I understand:

that sometimes you only get muse for certain threads

you may not know what to reply with at the moment

some threads you have are in an exciting moment and you’d rather put your focus into those

RPing is for fun. Don’t force yourself to get stuff done. Your replies are worth the wait.

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you can ride in the little boats.. im crying

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Apologies for my inactivity.

//College is wild, folks.

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please reblog this if it's okay for me to just pop into your ask box to RP with you even if you haven't reblogged a meme because I just want to RP with you

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unbeknownst to most overwatch agents, hanzo shimada is fantastic at telling jokes & loves making his boyfriend laugh 💞

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just dont throw it.

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YO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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Valid

When your healer hates you for picking Hanzo and now that single 200 health pack around the corner is your only friend

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my dudes i gotta say

i am 200% behind a fashion conscious 60 y/o dad alright

like damn

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Cute Valentine’s Day Starters

Feel free to make any changes !

General

“Good morning~ I love you.”

“Give me a kiss. No wait…two kisses. No, three ki-”

“You’re the best boyfriend/girlfriend/partner/etc. ever.”

“They were out of roses, so I got you tulips. Because I love your two lips.”

“It’s not the typical Valentine’s Day present, but I hope you like it.”

“Uh..w-will you be my Valentine?”

“I didn’t know what to get you, so I brought chocolate, flowers, AND a huge stuffed animal.”

“I know I say this a lot, but…I love you.”

“*greeting with a kiss* Hi.”

“Roses are red, violets are blue…You will always be my boo.”

“I’m in love with you and I love it.”

“I love the presents you got me, but nothing compares to your hugs.”

Date Night

“I can’t believe you made this reservation months ago…”

“Aw! You didn’t have to get me chocolate/flowers/a giant teddy.”

“I’d be perfectly happy walking around and holding hands.”

“Oh no, it’s raining/snowing! Here, take my jacket.”

“I don’t mind being stuck in traffic with you.” / “I made us a playlist.”

“You look…amazing.” / “That suit/dress/etc. was made for you.”

“Today was perfect.”

“Are those chocolate-covered strawberries?”

“Dance with me.”

“Wow, there are candles and everything…”

Staying In

“I don’t care about the romantic stuff. Let’s just watch movies and cuddle.”

“Sorry I’m sick on Valentine’s Day…”

“Come here, and bring the blanket with you.”

“We can bake cookies! And put heart sprinkles on them.”

“I can’t believe we’re snowed in..”

“When the chocolate goes on sale tomorrow, we can clear out the store.”

“Seeing you look so cute in your pajamas reminds me of why I fell in love with you.”

“Are bubble baths romantic?”

“I set up the blanket fort. The password to get in is three words.”

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little psa on ships and ship development:

When two muns get together and decide to ship their characters there is usually a lot of communication behind it. Most of the time their characters have interacted, spark from the muses is felt on both sides, it’s discussed, and then developed. Sometimes all the development takes place on their blogs, sometimes it takes place through private conversation or skype, but most of the time it’s a mixture of both.  Even if you see a ship that suddenly appears on the dash with no previous signs of it being so, do not assume development was rushed. In many cases development may be happening in private, and that’s fine! Maybe they tried it privately and, when it worked, wanted it to be a part of their blogs! Maybe they didn’t and it really was just a spur of the moment decision! So what? Who cares? If it’s making them happy, and it’s not hurting anyone, it is literally NONE of your business! The point here is that, just because you don’t see every written line of development for your own eyes, don’t assume it didn’t happen. And even if it didn’t happen, it is no one’s concern but the blogs writing the ship to begin with. Move along.

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various starters

❛  you’re a weapon and weapons don’t weep.  ❜

❛  hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.  ❜

❛  never trust a survivor until you learn what they did to stay alive.  ❜

❛  death is the only god that comes when you call.  ❜

❛  I am teeth. I am royal. you are nothing to me.  ❜

❛  the sun will rise and we will try again.  ❜

❛  we’re just kids. we aren’t supposed to be heroes.  ❜

❛  I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.  ❜

❛  what doesn’t kill me better run.  ❜

❛  she wasn’t looking for a knight. she was looking for a sword.  ❜

❛  don’t dehumanize bad people, because it’s their humanity which makes what they’ve done so terrifying.  ❜

❛  she isn’t just pretty. she is otherworldly and vaguely threatening.  ❜

❛  magic is not good or evil. is a knife evil? only if the wielder is.  ❜

❛  I don’t want your crown. see, I’ve come to burn your kingdom down.  ❜

❛  they broke my wings. they forgot I have claws.  ❜

❛  all that blood was never beautiful, it was just red.  ❜

❛  what do you do when there’s no hero in the story? simple. you kill the monster and crown yourself.  ❜

❛  how terrible it is, to love something that death can touch.  ❜

❛  you may not be interested in war, but it is interested in you.  ❜

❛  I feel divinity in my bones like aching. like fire.  ❜

❛  you make me feel and I don’t like it. I want it to stop. now.  ❜

❛  you are losing my interest and that is very dangerous.  ❜

❛  she will burn your kingdoms down, herself with it, if it means your ruin.  ❜

❛  it’s okay to be scared. it means your about to do something brave.  ❜

❛  she looks like divine absolution.  ❜

❛  I will not be another flower, picked for my beauty and left to die. I will be wild, difficult to find and impossible to forget.  ❜

❛  be careful with words. they can be forgive, but never forgotten.  ❜

❛  you not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.  ❜

❛  I’m tired of fighting. for once, I want to be fought for.  ❜

❛  never run back to what broke you.  ❜

❛  I was quite, but not blind.  ❜

❛  your gut knows what’s up. trust that bitch.  ❜

❛  we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry.  ❜

❛  do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.  ❜

❛  I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.  ❜

❛  you can miss something but not want it back.  ❜

❛  you can’t save people, you can only love them.  ❜

❛  I came, I saw, I made it awkward.  ❜

❛  we buy shite we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t like.  ❜

❛  you’re always one decision away from a different life.  ❜

❛  my brain has too many tabs open.  ❜

❛  I’m not saying I hate you, just that you’re like the Monday of people.  ❜

❛  there’s no ‘we’ in fries.  ❜

❛  apology accepted, trust denied.  ❜

❛  death and I have been scandalously intimate for some time now.  ❜

❛  life happens. coffee helps.  ❜

❛  I am mine before I am ever anyone else’s.  ❜

❛  I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.  ❜

❛  very early in my life it was already too late.  ❜

❛  is that a threat or are you flirting with me.  ❜

❛  was the use of force necessary in completing your objectives?  ❜

❛  I’ll let you drag me to hell if it means you’ll hold my hand.  ❜

❛  I do bad things, and I do them very well.  ❜

❛  you drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. you’re everything I ever wanted.  ❜

❛  they will kill you, but first they will have to catch you.  ❜

❛  drugs might kill you but they’ll never break your heart.  ❜

❛  good girls are just bad girls that haven’t been caught.  ❜

❛  a pretty face doesn’t guarantee a pretty heart.  ❜

❛  no airbag, we die like men.  ❜

❛  true evil is, above all, seductive.  ❜

❛  it takes more courage to suffer than to die.  ❜

❛  you must be lucky to avoid the wolf every time. but the wolf? he only needs enough luck to catch you once.  ❜

❛  justice is vengeance in prettier packaging.  ❜

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Hanzo makes a discovery

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Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.