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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void
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they should make pubic transport which is actually good
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Not to make an "I thought these were all part of the same post"-post, but in my defense I am currently sickly.
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I’ve never had a reheading go this horribly before. I’d say I’m pretty good at beheading- I may have broken a neck once or twice, but never any parts I actually liked or intended on keeping, and usually a reheading is the easiest thing, right? Just a little squish and a pop and done, a complete person. But this time it just- it just won’t go back on the body?? Which is incredibly frustrating but also, like, why??
And the funniest thing is, I’m not even swapping a head!! This is a curvy dancer head going onto a curvy dancer body!! They match!! This should have been so simple!! But no, this head’s just flopping around like a limp flaccid idiot and my hands are all red and sore now but the head just isn’t attaching all the way!!
Today I did six beheadings and two other reheadings, and I wanted to get this one attached so I could take a picture, but somehow it just isn’t working!! The head is just getting squished around but isn’t stretching over the neck right!! And I’m way too lazy to go and boil the head just to make the slip easier!! And I don’t wanna keep forcing it cuz I might break something but this is!! So frustrating!!
Like, what could I possibly be doing wrong!! Fuck!!
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this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread
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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away
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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
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There’s something seriously wrong with every single human being in the entire world. Me too but I’m a liiiitle better so I get to judge
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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