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(hasn’t inventoried my spices in a while) ohhh i got plany of thyme
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
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Obsessed with the contrast between Stamford and Watson's first descriptions of Holmes.
Stamford is all: "He's weird and does weird shit. He could poison you just to see what would happen, but also he would poison himself. He spends days at the lab, but he's not a medical student, God knows what he does, as I said, weird. Do not blame me if you hate him as soon as you meet him, moving in with him was your idea, leave me out of this."
And Watson's like: "Oh a man of science, you say! He was stronger than I thought, and he was polite, too. He grabbed me by my sleeve and very excitedly showed me a world changing experiment he did all by himself. He was laughing and smiling, and his eyes glistened in delight when I showed interest in his studies. He's also super impressive, he knew I had been in Afghanistan. I wanna study him and I will have a blast living with him!"
I love them!
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I travelled to a country that has trains and this has been my brain since arriving

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this is like going to art school and having your creativity ripped to shreds
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The Reigate Squires
But I held up a warning finger. “You are here for a rest, my dear fellow. For heaven’s sake, don’t get started on a new problem when your nerves are all in shreds.” Holmes shrugged his shoulders with a glance of comic resignation towards the Colonel, and the talk drifted away into less dangerous channels.
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"These somewhat similar statues/buildings across the world PROVE they were all made by one group!" (usually ancient aliens or a unknown ancient empire) theories are always pretty unconvincing, but the greatest is this meme of identical Olmec heads in Mexico and Ethiopia, which doesn't even bother to crop out the plaque saying "from the people of Mexico to the people of Ethiopia, 2010". Like why bother

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Spaceman in a box that is not bigger on the inside this time around I'm afraid
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youd think voice dysphoria would make me shut up every now and then
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Next Up On Game Changer - Sam and Brennan are both led to believe they are secretly hosting an episode designed to fuck with the other, only for it to be revealed that the episode is actually being hosted by Vic 'Honorary CEO of Dropout' Michaelis and they have 40 minutes left to live
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