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She looked cute like .5 seconds before this derpy ass photo was taken

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Working retail is such a rollercoaster, cause like one moment a kid is asking you what girls like because he needs to pick something out for his church secret santa, and the next you're trying to lure out a crackhead from the womens underwear section so you can go home. There is literally no chill at all.

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The difference between my friends is astounding. 2 of them replied to my snap about going to my sisters last Christmas performance, and one was about how bittersweet it is in a well articulated, yet heartfelt, message, and the other one just resoponded with "the last melon".

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Ah, but dont they?

Me: *slightly offends friend* You can’t let me go, can you? ;)

Friend: Excuse you! You’re the one holding on to me. Stop denying the truth. You’re a furry and the one holding on!!!

Me:

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OnE NotEcArD iS aLloWeD

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Justice fo Cat Shark!

I have been robbed

So, this morning, I awake to a frantic message from my friend @happygrasssmell with a sinister picture. It is a photoshopped image of a cat face on a shark body.

Now, most probably think, "Alright, and?"

The problem is that I, MANY YEARS AGO, dreamt of a cursed creature and drew it out for all to see, creating what I call Cat Shark

I AM COMPLETELY ENRAGED THAT MY CURSED CREATION WAS SOMEHOW LEAKED AND NOW SOMEONE ELSE CLAIMS MY CHILD. IT IS OUTRAGEOUS TO SAY THE LEAST

I just thought I would share that story with everyone. Also, thoughts on whether I should patent my other awful creations as to not go through this again?????

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here’s the deal y’all. little kids coming to college campuses is great and all, but i don’t pay thousands of dollars in tuition to wait in a 20 minute coffee line. not cool fam

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My Achilles heel.....

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*Jughead leaves for 5 minutes*

Archie:

Proof that Jughead is about 80% of Archie’s impulse control. Every time Jughead goes away to another school, Archie goes rogue. 

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My Sister: "I know its only November 5th, but I'm putting on A Christmas Story"

Me: "It's ok, it's November 6th"

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Why yes, I do have a midterm in every class this week 

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You can almost hear his inner screams. Same little pumpkins boy...... same

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when it gets anywhere below 75 in central California 

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Literature is a life in itself, always growing and changing with time, always building rings onto old stories.

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existential crisis?

The other day, my brother said that sparkling water tastes like the feeling of hitting your funny bone. Honestly my mental sanity has been in exponential decline since I realized he’s right....