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@kreonweek Day 3 - Gang Bang

Jack Krauser was just finishing lacing up his left boot when he caught the sound of footfalls from the locker room’s entrance. He sighed internally, a little disappointed that his alone time was already coming to an end.

He glanced up towards the door, only to find two of his fellow soldiers were standing in the entranceway, staring at him. No, not staring, leering.

"Can I help you?" he asked as the two stalked closer, one in front, one at his rear. Classic tactical positioning.

"It'd be better to ask how we can help you."

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What wonderful pieces of art! I'm Hammocker on AO3, if that wasn't immediately clear, and my God, me and @social-deception are both so flattered that you liked the fic enough to make these. Thank you so much and we'd certainly enjoy more!

Some fanarts for the amazing fic 'Of City Boys and Southerners' by @social-deception and Hammocker (on AO3). It's a really fantastic farm AU, both very cute and very sexy (and very 18+)

The first image (and the cropped one) is a mix of a cheesy romance novel cover and Leon's horse-riding dreams from a couple of early chapters, and the last image is based on a scene from chapter 7.

It's a really wonderful story with a bit of a romance novel vibe, but not too corny or cliche. It's a perfectly paced slow burn, all the characters are written beautifully, and the sex scenes are amazing. There's even a little bit of angst, but it fits right in with everything else. Everything about it just makes it an absolute 10/10 comfort fic!

I will probably get around to doing some more fanart for this fic next time I re-read it since there are a ton of really great scenes.

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Day 1 - Teacher/Prodigy for @kreonweek

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GALLOPING GALLIMISUSES

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OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

who lives in a dinosaur over the plains

DEAD 

WIFE 

MAN 

PAIN

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Art dump you say? I am intrigued, very intrigued, for entirely impersonal reasons, of course.

Small part of an art dump I'm doing for this beautiful fic I found called "Of City Boys and Southerners"

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Jimmy Dean’s sausages are on recall due to metal contamination, do you think this recent development affects the breakfast food tier list you made?

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All hail the rotund man

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GOD JUST SELL ME SOME FUCKIN' JUNIOR MINTS!!

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I love this man so much.

tos + text posts: leonard mccoy edition #2

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bro shut the fuck up im analyzing homoerotic subtext

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Writers be like…

Why is this me 😭😅