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This is mean but I think it's funny to imagine binghe being like "I'm the most disgusting thing in the world... A human and demon hybrid. I'm so ugly I don't even deserve to live" and then seeing zzl's true form and being like . Actually yk what it could be worse to be fair

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Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

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I bet being a man and needing to tell your guy friend you love him but not being able to talk about your feelings so you beat the crap out of each other instead feels good as fuck

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everyone has to constantly unlearn misogyny dipshit it came free with living in the fucking patriarchy

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'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

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The thing about the Epstein list is that we know Donald Trump is a rapist, he has been found criminally liable for rape, has multiple accusers, some were underage at the time they said they were assaulted. We know he was friends with Epstein. They’re in MULTIPLE, VERY CHUMMY photos together and we know Epstein used Mar-a-Largo as a hunting ground. And yet these conspiracy minded right-wing twats are baffled and mystified about there not being a client list. They won’t believe it until it’s in front of them. Actually I think if the list leaked they’d find a way to justify it. He is a predator. You knew he was a predator when you voted for him twice. Why is this something you’re worried about now?

They’re obsessed with Epstein but not child trafficking as a whole, definitely not protecting girls or helping victims. It is just Jeffrey Epstein.

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u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.

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TBH I don’t think it should be legal to deny your child healthcare based off your own religious belief. I’m sorry. Maybe not my most nuanced take. This isn’t even about Jehovah’s Witnesses and Christian Scientists and sects that do not believe in medical procedures. I am from a super religious area in the south and I have seen so many evangelicals use the “religious exemption” loophole to avoid vaccinating their children while still allowing them to attend youth activities or school. Like, I don’t recall any part of Baptist doctrine that supports that and furthermore your right to religion should not supersede your child’s right to not die of a preventable illness.

We’ve seen even more extreme cases with evangelical sects where children have been neglected to death during ‘exorcisms’ or faith healing attempts and these cases rarely make it to trial even though the parents (and often religious leaders) directly caused the death.

And I am absolutely not saying ‘snatch babies from their home due to their parents religious beliefs’ there was this epic ‘parents rights’ trial where two parents were trying to defend their right to deny their daughter with cancer healthcare and it ended with the state having medical power of attorney over the child and the parents still having physical custody. Which is probably the best call in many of these situations. Parents should not have a right to neglect their children to death.

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binghe: i want to prove i can be a good person despite being a demon so i haven't killed anyone and was greatly offended when i was blamed for gongyi xiao's death. the worst i've ever done is delimb the old palace master because he tried to groom me, but i still left him alive

shen yuan: killed the skinner demon. killed a bunch more. hey guys we should kill those sowers. dw binghe i made sure the old palace master died baby girl. whos next

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

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The Shens twins no matter their relationship, Shen Yuan would fixate on harassing and bullying Airplane and Shen Jiu would pop up behind him like "what you got there?" And start joining in

Especially because Shen Yuan is usually at least outwardly polite to people around them while Shen Jiu is actively antagonistic. So to see Shen Yuan tripping Shang Qinghua so he face plants and seeking him out to pick fights and threaten him is like catnip to Shen Jiu. He has to get in on this

Shen Jiu forgets to fight with Yue Qingyuan and Liu Qingge because he and Shen Yuan are too busy batting Shang Qinghua back and forth

Liu Qingge tries to stand up for Shang Qinghua once but Mu Qingfang is like "no wait. It's enrichment for him" and sure enough Shang Qinghua is seen grinning when the Shens can't see and also actively baiting the Shens

If they leave him alone for too long he does something that gets them showing up at An Ding to chase him around the peak

Yue Qingyuan is just glad Shen Jiu is having fun

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Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed