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whenever my program freezes

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People don't talk enough about this absolute master of trans fem communication

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Oedipus Complex? I find it quite simple.

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first day as a second century warlord i have my men tie branches to their horses’ tails to stir up dust and make it look like there’s a lot of us but i forget it just rained so there isn’t any dust and the enemy can clearly see there’s like twenty of us all spread out in a line

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Real

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Prove it >:3

i am fluent with over 200 ways of kissing your ass. and that's just with my bare hands

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For 196 folk. It's... important.

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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Dick in Son , you say 😳

local t4t sex expert and ph.d candidate Tucker Dickinson

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This is actually funny.

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the last human died today in captivity. it was 137 years old. it passed away peacefully in it's enclosure, under a weighted blanket, clutching a Squishmallow (a type of pseudo-companion favored by the infamously social human species).