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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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okay im giving you to the count of -3 to restore the proper flow of time
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something changed in me when i saw this musical live
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sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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forever grateful i was simply too lazy to let the makeup industrial complex get its hooks in me. I was just like im not doing all of that. in fact. im doing none of that
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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3
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im doomed by the narrative but the narrative is a bunch of conscious choices i've made in the past
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If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science
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Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :( Why is he skinny :( why is he skinny :(
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life is so cute when you think about it. why are we miserable
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sexualizing pretty boys is extremely important and should happen more often.
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