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NIKOLAI MENTION

[Bsd X Cabaret AU]

Nikolai emcee as the Cabaret album cover, probably my biggest masterpiece

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ok! SPINEL FINGER WIGGLE JUMPSCARE HEHEHEHEHH /silly

um ummmm im SO SO SO sorry but im just making sure the asks i sent went through /silly

yuhhh but idk when ill get to em sorry broski 🙏🙏 im not rlly interested in pokemon rn/nm

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ough. /pos

‎ ㅤ‎ ㅤ𝛏  Two Time tickle headcanons ᭨

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ‎‎❖ General headcanons ❖

ㅤ＝ Two Time sees tickling as a sort of a blessing from the spawn, in their own weird little cultish way. People laughing is just the spawn's joy rushing through them in Two Time's eyes. Two Time enjoyed tickling people very much for this reason.

ㅤ＝ Two time and Azure used to get into a lot of tickle fights together. Two Time would always compliment Azure, stating that his laughter was one of the 'most holiest' among the few they've heard. Azure thought it was an odd comment, but not an unwelcome one. [ This can be perceived as platonic or otherwise. ]

ㅤ＝ Most people steer clear of tickling Two Time just because of how freakish they are. Whenever a survivor does tickle Two Time, either out of morbid curiosity, or out of genuine desire, Two Time usually has their same almost stressed, every grin on their face, as they just mutter under their breath about the spawn between laughs.

ㅤㅤㅤ ୨୧ㅤLer headcanons ୨୧

ㅤ⌑ Two Time has baited people in the past by holding their arms up, saying they're 'helping them pray', then tickling the other until they either pull away, or tell Two Time off. Two Time has a lack of understanding of boundaries, due to the Spawn Church telling their followers that 'their space is the spawns', and Two time does not see this at all as an invasion of space.

ㅤ⌑ Two Time is very oblivious, or, they at least are very GOOD at pretending like it.

ㅤ⌑ " Hmm? It tickles? Why, of course! I sure hope it would. Hahahahah..... hah... hah.... "

ㅤ⌑ Generally a very awkward lee, is either uncomfortably silent, or will ramble on and on about their 'Lord and saviour, Spawn', and will even encourage you to 'pray with them', as they actively tickle you. Some see it as a manipulation tactic, Two Time more or so sees it as a 'push in the right direction', however this 'push' usually leads to them getting shoved away. Not that that has stopped them yet.

ㅤ⌑ Two Time does not tease others, at least, not intentionally.

ㅤ⌑ " My, My! The Spawn has certainly... blessed you. " in reference to a lee being more ticklish than average. However, Two Time will literally say this for the opposite, as well. A lee being not at all ticklish.

ㅤ⌑ Two Time used raspberries once on a particularly strong survivor after remembering that they read about it in a book once, they got their nose broken. Never again.

ㅤ⌑ Two Time has sharp, claw-like fingers in their second life. I don't think I need to explain.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𒀭 Lee headcanons 𒀭

ㅤ⨾ Two Time is more often a victim of being tickled than being the one tickling.

ㅤ⨾ Two Time squeals. Two Time has a hysteric, almost hyena-like laugh.

ㅤ⨾ Two Time is MUCH more ticklish in their first life. Their second life makes them oddly less sensitive for whatever reason. However, in their second life, people tend to feel more bad for them, and have tried soothing them with tickling.

ㅤ⨾ Two Time is not one to beg, or even really react beyond squealing and kicking. However, Two Time tends to stim when being tickled, their main stim, is of course, the hand flapping. However, sometimes they verbally stim, by letting out a simple 'Meow!'. [ This isn't like a kink or anything, I personally say 'meow' when I'm under stimulated and I feel like it matches Two Time. ]

ㅤ⨾ Their shoulder blades are VERY ticklish. Their back in general, is very ticklish. Other spots Two Time are ticklish on are their hips, their elbows, their armpits, and their feet. Two Time is generally pretty ticklish, so they have a couple more tickle spots than most.

ㅤ⨾ Two Time sometimes gets phantom touches of their past, in which when they're imagining being in a tickle fight with Azure, they'll start feeling it on their skin. This is actually a coping mechanism for them after a round of stabbing killers.

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spinel from pokemon but also two time from forsaken

can everyone reblog this and tell me who The Character is for you. like the one that you're obsessed with / hyperfixated on. mine is gojo

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SCREECHING /silly /pos

for the tickling ask thing, grusha from scarlet and violet, 1 2 and 4 teehee /silly

oh golly well i GOTTA answer this one for my goat Grusha

(On a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?)

im gonna have to say 8-9 because like. LOOK AT HIM. His attitude and the attire which CANT only be for the cold bffr 😼

2. (Where is their mist ticklish spot(s)?)

Probablyyyyyyy his neck and stomach 😼 and knees too probably. Shit gets him FREAKING out/silly

4. (What is their laugh like?)

Super frantic, high pitched, giggly and loud, but it takes some effort to really get him going. Most of the time you’ll just get a scream or yelp before he shoves you away- and he tries his very best to not laugh, and is good at it, but his goofy laughter is so worth it :3

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reblogging to warn you i might ask. /silly

character tickling ask meme

i thought it would be cool to make a nice little list of fun questions to answer when discussing headcanons for a certain character!! feel free to reblog and use this for either fandom hcs or your own ocs :)

on a scale of 1-10, how ticklish are they?

where is their most ticklish spot(s)?

which spots are they not ticklish?

what is their laugh like?

do they enjoy tickling? if yes, is it a fun platonic/familial thing, or kinky thing to them, or can it be both depending on the circumstance?

are they more often a lee or ler, generally?

who is someone in their life that they tickle often?

who is someone in their life that they get tickled by often?

does the word “tickle” or any variation of embarrass them?

are they embarrassed about their ticklishness, and do they try to deny/hide it?

would gentle tickling or rough tickling affect them more?

is there a specific spot that they enjoy being tickled, either exclusively or more than other spots? what is it?

is there a spot that they can’t stand to be tickled, either because it’s just too sensitive, or it’s uncomfortable/painful/etc? what is it?

would they ever purposefully bug a friend/partner/sibling into tickling them, and if so, how would they go about it?

does teasing affect them?

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YIPPIEEEE

REDONE SPINEL TKL HEADCANONS

MEAN, EVIL. (but can be gentle) horrifically good at teasing, stuff like "is right there bad?" "hm, your laughing quite a lot" he CAN say the t word and uses that to his advantage "Aww, can you not say tickle? Its just a simple word, the word tickle is so easy to say." does a lot of EVIL EVIL tactics like scratching and poking if the one he's tkling snorts, squeals, or wheezes he'll right away pick up on that and mention it *̥˚✧ ┌─── ∘°❉°∘ ───┐ └─── °∘❉∘° ───┘ ┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐ surprisingly pretty tklish LOWER BACK. thats the spot, its a REALLY bad spot /silly the neck and hips are pretty much his worst stomach? not as bad thighs? barely. behind the knees? KJSKDJS AWFUL(/silly) cant tell wether he likes or hates being tkled PROVOKER. 100%. PROVOKES AND TAUNTS. "is that the best you can do??" "go ahead, I dare you" trys to force out more tame laughter but when he's REALLY gotten he CACKLES.

@estelle-skully felt like you'd want to see this btw. /silly

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REDONE SPINEL TKL HEADCANONS

MEAN, EVIL. (but can be gentle) horrifically good at teasing, stuff like "is right there bad?" "hm, your laughing quite a lot" he CAN say the t word and uses that to his advantage "Aww, can you not say tickle? Its just a simple word, the word tickle is so easy to say." does a lot of EVIL EVIL tactics like scratching and poking if the one he's tkling snorts, squeals, or wheezes he'll right away pick up on that and mention it *̥˚✧ ┌─── ∘°❉°∘ ───┐ └─── °∘❉∘° ───┘ ┌── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┐ surprisingly pretty tklish LOWER BACK. thats the spot, its a REALLY bad spot /silly the neck and hips are pretty much his worst stomach? not as bad thighs? barely. behind the knees? KJSKDJS AWFUL(/silly) cant tell wether he likes or hates being tkled PROVOKER. 100%. PROVOKES AND TAUNTS. "is that the best you can do??" "go ahead, I dare you" trys to force out more tame laughter but when he's REALLY gotten he CACKLES.

@estelle-skully felt like you'd want to see this btw. /silly

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OH MY GOSH. /pos

Bsd CabaretAU! Doodles and pre-designs

Ignore the one with a different signature, I tried to use a different twitter account but I ended up deleting everything lol

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reblogging!

A guide to designing wheelchair using characters!

I hope this helps anyone who's trying to design their oc using a wheelchair, it's not a complete guide but I tried my best! deffo do more research if you're writing them as a character

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sometimes i just see a flag and get a good feeling genuinely :3 (speaking as someone whose autistic)

to anyone whose disabled in any way, KEEP FIGHTING THROUGH ANYTHING YOU GO THROUGH <3(/p)

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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chalce/agate.. /vpos

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THIS>>>>

New painting. Fuck Trump.

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OH MY GOSH I HAD TO REBLOG THIS IMMEDIATELY /vpos

Caught in a Laffable Situation 

By Leefloof 

Summary: The Ancients go on an expedition into an unknown forest that had been reportedly terrorizing the local cookies. Only to discover this “threat” is something more than they can handle. 

Ft. Dark Cacao Cookie, Golden Cheese Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, and White Lily Cookie (background characters mentioned)

A/N: It hasn’t even been a week since I started back on that Cookie game and I already love it, especially the ancients. It is a crime that I barely see any fics with the ancients together. I will get back to Murder Drones once I’ve regain my hyper focus on it, for now I’LL KEEP ON GAMBLING!!!! (also this is my first time writing a Cookie Run fic, so pls forgive me if this is cringe worthy or bad)

Enjoy! (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

Warning(s): Cookies get pinned and hoisted up by vines for a while but that’s abt it, cookies also have paws, overall this is a sfw tickle fic, don’t like keep scrolling 

DNI N$FW/F3T!$H accounts!!! 🚫🔫

Words: 4,027

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The ancient heroes fought countless battles in the years leading up to and during the Dark Flour War. Some were victorious while others were losses, but those wins often outnumbered the losses.

However, there was one battle the group faced before they became kings and queens. A battle that was too much even for them, one that they swore not to tell another living soul about, not even their close ones. For it was far too humiliating to bring up again, all because of one last quest that they couldn’t complete.

-[…]-

Golden Cheese Cookie yawned as she lazily hovered after the rest of her friends with her wings. Her eyes were barely open as she struggled not to fall asleep again. 

“Keep up, Golden Cheese Cookie! We don’t want you to fall behind,” Dark Cacao stated. 

“Can you truly blame me?! It’s the crack of dawn, you forced me out of bed, and I’m tired! Can’t a future queen have her proper beauty rest?!” 

“I’m afraid not, Golden Cheese, not when there’s possible danger afoot for the other cookies here,” Pure Vanilla answered as he and White Lily led the way. 

“Besides, think of it as training! You’re going to have to wake up even earlier than this to keep your kingdom in line!” Hollyberry chimed in, nudging her friend’s arm. “It keeps the jam pumping!” 

The future royal groaned even more.

It was currently 5 in the morning as they traveled into the woodlands. They had received a report from the locals near it that something was terrorizing them in the forest; their only request was to find out what it was and to defeat it. 

Which was why Pure Vanilla and White Lily Cookie led the expedition. They had a vast amount of knowledge about wildlife, so they could identify the unknown beast. Fortunately to unfortunately for the others, they wouldn’t stop talking about what it could be when they set foot on their quest. 

“Do you think it could be a Cake Wolf? They tend to bluff whenever they have a pack to feed,” Pure Vanilla asked. 

“Hm, I don’t think so. One of the villagers said that the farmers were lifted, so maybe a cookievorous plant?” the mage responded. 

“No no, it would have left cookie crumbs if that was the case. Perhaps—“

“Shouldn’t we be at the farm by now? My wings are starting to ache,” Golden Cheese complained again, hoping to steer the conversation elsewhere.

“You are one impatient cookie, aren’t you? But you’re right; when will we get there?” Hollyberry pondered.

“The sun is about to rise upon us. Are you two sure we’re going in the right direction?” Dark Cacao added. 

“I assure you, friends, we are getting close. The village’s forest helps their crops grow. The deeper the farm is in the forest, the better food they produce.” Pure Vanilla explained. 

“That’s…rather strange behavior coming from a forest. How could such a hostile environment help crops grow?” Dark Cacao stopped his pondering as his friends halted in their steps. 

He looked up to see the farm, trees, and bushes full of berries and fruit ripe for the picking, surrounded by the darker and taller fields of wild trees. The only space not covered in the trees’ shade was in the middle of the opening. 

But there was something missing… 

“Where’s the monster? I thought it was supposed to be one here!” Golden Cheese shouted perplexed, quickly flying around the small orchard to try and find at least one creature before returning to her friends irritated. “There’s nothing!”

“Have the villagers tricked us just for a laugh?” Dark Cacao Cookie questioned in an annoyed tone. 

“Perhaps we aren’t looking hard enough. I doubt they’d do such a thing,” Hollyberry reassured the two. “We should try to keep looking for it. I’m sure it’ll show its ugly face once we do.” 

So the group searched every nook and cranny around the farm, from the trees to the tiny baskets. It wasn’t until the mage noticed something off with one of the trees. 

“Pure Vanilla, come look!” 

“What is it, White Lilly?” 

The cookie pointed at the dark purple bark, where there was a nearly camouflaged vine wrapped around it. Had it been a bit darker, it would’ve completely blended in. The plant was rather flat for a vine; the end of it curled almost into a witch’s hand. It almost looked like… 

“Impossible. I thought only the academy had these,” Pure Vanilla muttered, almost in disbelief.

“W-well, it could be another species that’s mimicking it. You know how plants try to copy others,” the mage tried to reason. 

Then it twitched.

Oh, it was definitely the same plant. 

“White Lily! Have you two found anything yet?” the winged cookie shouted, making the two flinch from the volume of her voice. “We’ve searched everywhere on our side, but all we found were measly vines—Hmph?!” 

Golden Cheese couldn’t complete her sentence before the mage hastily placed her hand over her mouth, earning her a confused glare in the process. 

“W-white Lily, what is the meaning of this!?” 

“Keep your voices down, or they might hear you,” the healer whispered harshly. 

“‘They?’” Dark Cacao repeated. 

“Yes, ‘they’! It wasn’t a beast that was terrorizing the villagers; it was a plant!” Pure Vanilla added. “The infamous Laffy Taffy.”

“A plant that grabs cookies and won’t let go until they’re bored,” White Lily explained. “Our old academy used to have these to act as security when students tried to sneak off to areas they weren’t supposed to go. It uses echolocation to locate cookies, so it’s best to talk no more than a whisper!” 

The two cookies only nodded in understanding, seeing how White Lily and Pure Vanilla being so tense around these plants must mean that it was serious. Though it should be an easy task to get rid of them, as long as they keep quiet while uprooting them, they can get it done in no time. 

“Wait, where’s Hollyberry?”

That question was answered when the four heard a loud creak. They quickly turned to see the cookie up on a ladder, peeking into the tree’s leaves, unaware of the noise she was currently making.

“Ha! Gotcha!” Hollyberry grinned as she turned towards her friends with a wide smile. In her hand was a small marshmallow mouse, which looked surprised and frightened as it tried to scramble out of the cookie’s gentle yet firm grip.

“This is probably the little rascal that was frightening the farmers! It probably has a family somewhere to help it steal all these berries!” she added as she stepped down the ladder, the old wood making loud creaks and groans. 

“Ack! Hollyberry cookie! Keep it down! You’re going to alert them!” Dark Cacao hissed. 

“Alert who, dear friend?”

But before she could get an answer, the candied mouse slipped right out of her grasp and tried to climb back into the tree using her arms. 

“Hey! Get back here, you pesky thing!” the jolly cookie exclaimed as she tried to catch it again. The chase didn’t last long until the ladder started to tip from the rapid movement and flailing. 

“Woah!” 

“Hollyberry!” the four whisper-shouted as they watched their friend fall. 

Luckily, the cookie was quick as she repositioned herself to land on her feet, the ladder creaking as she caught it and pushed it back against the tree, earning a collective sigh of relief from her friends. 

“Now, who exactly was I attracting?” 

“Laffy Taffies.” 

“Laffy Taffies?!” Hollyberry whisper-shouted in a panic. “We’re lucky that they didn’t react to the noise I made earlier! Otherwise, we would’ve gotten snatched up by now! Why didn’t you tell me sooner?!”

Before any of the young heroes could speak, their eyes glanced up before widening in horror to the candied mouse near a basket. Seeing that the cookies had their gaze at it again, the tiny creature sped off in fear, toppling the object over and causing it to crash onto the ground, with a loud crack piercing into the air. 

All was silent as the five cookies stood there motionless, fearing that if they move even an inch something would happen. Except…the vines still didn’t moved. 

“Huh…I guess they’re not as active as they were befoRAAAHH?!!!” White Lily didn’t have enough time to finish her thought before she was lifted up by the ankle by the hand like vine, the shock causing her to drop her staff in the process 

“White Lily Cookie!” Pure Vanilla shouted. However, the four cookies' worries soon shifted as more and more vines started to come to life and move in their direction.

They gathered together, weapons in hand, while the vines raised themselves up ready to strike. 

“Take down as many as you can! I’ll set White Lily Cookie free while you handle the Laffy Taffies,” Pure Vanilla instructed. “Don’t let them catch you!”

The rest of the group nodded as the vines lunged at them at breakneck speeds; however, the warriors were quicker as they countered the attacks. Hollyberry blocked the vines while Dark Cacao and Golden Cheese pierced and sliced through a few, earning pained squeals from the creatures. 

Pure Vanilla, meanwhile, was having a difficult time getting White Lily out of the vines' grasp. Not even magic could get it to let go; just what were those things eating?!

“Come on you stubborn plant! Let…go!” The healer strained as he pulled harder 

“Pure Vanilla, you and I both know they won’t let go any time soon!” White Lily attested “Ah! Look out!” 

Pure Vanilla couldn’t turn around in time before being blindsided by two vines. They lifted him up to his friend’s level, binding one of his arms onto his side. He grunted from the impact before turning his head towards his other friends. Unfortunately, they weren’t doing so well themselves.

At first the smaller and thinner vines were easier to take down, however, the bigger ones proved to be quite a challenge.

Dark Cacao was the first to go when he tried to strike one of the stronger Laffy Taffy vines. The force of the sword ended up bouncing right off the plant skin and out of the cookie’s hands, before he could try to get his sword back, it grabbed both his hands and yanked him away. 

Hollyberry was next with her trying to raise her shield to strike once more until one vine wrapped around it, she tried to pull away only for another vine to grab her other hand before lifting her away. 

Golden Cheese was their last defense. However, as she was flying higher into the air in an attempt to gain distance for her spear, the vines were quick to snatch her by the waist, causing her to squawk out of surprise. With the last cookie caught, the plant brought her down to join the others. 

The five cookies struggled in their new found bonds but to no avail. It didn’t hurt them however, rather it was holding them in a firm yet gentle grip.

“I-I can’t move!” Dark Cacao grunted while he tugged and kicked 

“Release us at once you pesky weeds!” Golden Cheese demanded, trying to free herself. 

While she was however, she noticed that Pure Vanilla and Hollyberry’s expression was one of…fear? Were the plants that dangerous? 

“Hollyberry? Pure Vanilla? What are these things going to do to us?” Golden Cheese frantically asked now a bit intimidated “Hollyberry? Answer m-EHEhehehe?!” 

The winged cookie got her answer when the vines started to lightly scritch and poke  her sides, as if testing how sensitive her dough is. Pleased with her reaction, the vines holding her repositioned itself so the other could have better access, now lightly scribbling the area. 

“Eehehehehehahaha! Nohohoho stohohop! Stohop that at once!” She giggled out “Ahahahahahaa!”

Not long after, the other vines followed along with the other four all at once. Their hand like ends skittering around every tickle spot they can reach.

Hollyberry was the first to break out of the four. Giving out instantly as soon as the vines danced their hand like ends across her sides. The Laffy Taffies decided to take a more silly approach by twisting up and around like a playful gummy snake.

“Gahahahaha! Hahahahaha!!” Hollyberry cackled as the vines continued their onslaught, pinching her tummy every once in a while to get a snort out of the future queen “S-stohohop t-tihihickling mehehee!!”

Pure vanilla and White Lily Cookie weren’t doing so well either as the plants targeted their paws, the devilish “claws” scratching under the toe pads while the others went after their necks. 

“EEK!! Ahahahahahaha!! Nohohoho you cheeky thihings! Nohot thehehere!!” White Lily squeaked out as she tried to wiggle out of their grip

“Hahahaha! ohoho gohohosh!!” The healer tittered out, scrunching up his neck to try and protect it from the wiggling tendrils

Dark Cacao Cookie was next as he pursed his lips while the Laffy Taffies scampered across where his ribs would be, laughter bubbling up his chest like a soda bottle threatening to burst.

He was always serious and fully composed, nothing could make him surrender nor retreat. But even he had to admit: the relentless touching was getting increasingly hard to ignore.

“Let go of me, y-you fiends!” His words started to stutter, revealing sucked in air to keep himself in line.

Thankfully due to his training he was able to resist the skittering fingers digging into his underarms, despite it being a particularly bad spot of his.

Unfortunately, it wouldn’t last for long thanks to the vines deciding to move upward and slip inside his armor, making the tickly sensation worse. Soon enough the warrior of snowy planes was reduced to a gigglefest while the vines enjoyed the cookie’s laughter 

“Gnh-! Pfft—Hahahahahaha!!” Dark Cacao finally giggled, bucking away from the touch “Th-thihis is humiliating!! Hahahaha!” 

“Puhure Vanilla cohohookie! Hahohow do we stohop them?! Hehehehe!!” Golden Cheese giggled out 

“I dohon’t know! We-hehehe! We just hahave to let it run its course! Hahahahaha! W-wait! Nohot thehehere!” 

Just like White Lily had explained earlier, the Laffy Taffies started to get bored at just the spots they were tickling. The plants started to reposition the heroes to experiment on new spot, each one they discover leaving the group in even more stitches than before. 

As the Laffy Taffies were having their fun, Hollyberry was suddenly turned upside down by them. Through her teary eyes, she saw her shield was right in front of her just in arm’s reach. Not hesitating for a moment, she wiggled one of her pinned arms free and reached out for her weapon, her fingers just grazing the rim of it. 

‘Almost…got it!’ 

Just as she was about to grab for the shield, the Laffy Taffies hoisted herself and the others into the air, earning startled yelps and a squawk. It wasn’t long before they were caught into the grasps of the plants again, but this time swapped. 

“Ahahahahahaha! Nohot again!” White Lily giggled trying to swat away the Laffy Taffies 

“Hahahahaha! I had-hehehehaha! Just about it with these weheheeds!” Golden Cheese glared through mirthful eyes while she flapped her wings helplessly, trying to at least get wiggle room to escape

Unfortunately, the Laffy Taffies took notice in her wings as one of the vines grasped onto one.

Golden Cheese let out a small gasp, catching the attention of the vines tickling her. She nervously turned to see the curious culprit grazing its “fingers” against her feathers. “Hey, w-wait a moment now!”

The plant ignored her as it slowly started to trace the triangle like patterns on her wings, the snickers threatening to spill out as the vine walked their “fingers” closer and closer to the root of her wings, leaving a slowly increasing trail of giggles in its wake, before they suddenly stopped. Letting the cheese flavoured cookie breathe.

“Th-they stopped? Oh thank CheEEHEHEHEHEHEE?!!” All of a sudden, the hand-like vines pounced right on the middle of her underwings, earning full on guffaws  from Golden Cheese Cookie. She threw her head back as she trashed and struggled against her restraints.

“GAHAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHAHAHAHAAA! NO NO NO NOHOHO!! STAHAHAP!!”

Her wings fluttered quickly in need of stopping the overwhelming sensation received by them, managing to push some vines away.

However it didn’t last as the Laffy Taffies took on a different approach. Deciding to wrap themselves around her in a tangled mess to keep her wings from moving as much. 

“H-hohold ohohon! P-plehehease!” Golden Cheese Cookie begged as soon as she noticed the hands getting back to position.

Her smile was over the roof, her fangs shined through her crooked smile. Her pupils dilated at the sight of wiggles in front of her face, clearly trying to fluster her.

Yet, despite it all, she had no choice but to let the cackles and squawks fly out of her mouth once more, as the descending hands went all out on her poor, delicate and undoubtedly beautiful wings. Reaching every crook and nanny now that they didn’t have to worry about the wings flapping uncontrollably.

“KAHAHAHAHAHA! *Squawk!* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Chirp!* PLEHEHEHAHAAA!!!!” 

“Uh oh..looks like they found her tickle spot. It wont be long before they fin-EHAHAHAHAHA?!” Hollyberry didn’t have enough time to mutter out that last thought before the Laffy Taffies crawled up to her ribs

“EEEEHEHEHEHE!! N-NOT THEHEHERE! A-ANYWHERE BUT THERE! HAHAHAHAAHAA!!” Hollyberry howled as she tried to bring her arms back down again to block the tickles to no avail 

Unfortunately, it seemed that the plants were beginning to show favor out of the group towards Hollyberry Cookie. Her laughter was too addictive for them to resist, making many of them move on from the other cookies, not completely abandoning them, but adding another hand or two with tickling the young queen.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH NOHOHOO!! PLEHEHEASE NOT MEHEHEE!! GEHEHE-GET GOHOLDEN CHEEHEHESE COHOHOOKIE!! EEEHAHA!!” 

“HAHAHAHA *Chirp!* HOW DAHARE YOHOHOU!!”

Pure Vanilla Cookie watched on as his friends were reduced to crumbs of laughter. His nervousness could be noticed from a mile away, all thanks to one small detail. 

Despite being nowhere near as ticklish as Hollyberry Cookie, he was just as, if not more, sensitive as her. And to top it all off, every inch of him was just as ticklish as the rest, he was literally a walking tickle spot. 

“Friends… C-can we talk this out? I am c-certain we can resolve thiHIHIHIHSS!!!!” 

Unfortunately for PV, the Laffy Taffies did not do talking, they did actions, actions involving soft, repeated squeezes on his legs, spidering hands under his robes on his sides as it counted his ribs meticulously. It was very satisfying to watch his face flush as his smile grew tenfold.

“EEHEHEHEHEHEE!! *hic!* NOHOHOO!! STAHAHAHAAP!!”

White Lily Cookie was next (and last) in line. The Laffy Taffies worked on her midsection, specifically on her tummy, resulting in a few muffled titters, but it was clear it wasn’t very effective. The stubborn plants decided to change things up. Without warning, they turned their attention to her back. They moved her cape out of the way, exposing her to further tickling. Dragging the hand shaped leaves from the top of her neck, all the way down to the seam of her emerald dress.

The reaction was instantaneous. A noise similar to howling echoed through the forest, making the nearby desserts think a cake hound was dying.

“AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA! HEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!” White Lily cookie howled as she flailed around aimlessly in an attempt to break free 

Dark Cacao wasn’t safe from the tickly encore either just as some smaller vines sneakily slithered up to his neck. The sudden touch caught the Cacao warrior off guard, earning the Laffy Taffies a muffled squeal of some sort.

Oh it was terrible, what was only a few tiny vines felt like thousands of sugar ants while the vines poked and prodded the sensitive dough. 

“Kngh—!! HAHAHAHAHAA!! STAHAHAP THIS AT OHOHONCE!!” Dark Cacao cackled as he struggled harder against the vines

The young kings and queens spewed everything out of their mouths from begging to insults and threats, anything to try and get the tickly vines to stop. Every time the Laffy Taffies would began to slow down, they thought the vines finally listened, only for the onslaught to start all over again.

The rest of the morning was only filled with a mixed melody of giggles, snorts and cackles, with the great heroes being used as the unfortunate, made-up instruments.

But the creatures knew that things must come to an end. Hearing only weak wheezes and giggles from the group, the Laffy Taffies stopped their onslaught and lowered the now limp cookies back onto the ground before slithering into the shadows once more. What felt like hours were only mere minutes as the group greedily gasped for air, a few giggles and hiccups escaping in the process.

“That-that was…” 

“Awful and humiliating? I know.” Golden Cheese huffed 

“Oh, don’t get your feathers ruffled, it wasn’t that bad.” Hollyberry chuckled out reaching out to pat her friend’s hair, to which the latter lightly smacked her hand away. 

“Hmph, says the jolly cookie that almost jumped out of her armor hearing their name.” The winged cookie snapped with a huff “And tried to lead the other vines to her already dying friend.”

“Hey! I was nervous! You barely had any laffy taffies on you, you would’ve been fine.”

“Excuse me-?!”

“That’s enough you two. The rest of us are trying to recover.” Dark Cacao butted in

“S-so..what should we tell the villagers? We can’t uproot the Laffy Taffies right now. That’s practically asking for more.” Pure Vanilla pointed out, the wobbly smile growing a bit more at the last fact

The others jolted at the thought as well, but how were they supposed to tell them about the Laffy Taffies? They can’t just say they got defeated by mere tickling plants, how was that going to look on their reputation as heroes?

“We could just…lie.” Dark Cacao suggested 

Yeah, lying was the best option at this point.  

-[…]-

“And you five couldn’t defeat the monster that was terrorizing our farm?” the villager asked with a skeptical tone 

“Unfortunately, the creature was far too powerful for us to beat.” The healer explained   

“We…had no choice but to flee before it crumbled us.” Dark Cacao added on

“What kind of heroes are you?! And you call yourselves future kings and queens, pathetic!” He grumbled 

The group could only take the cookie’s continuous stream of “criticism” before he were stopped by a much older cookie pulling him by the beard. 

“Oatmeal cookie the second you stop that right now!” She scorned “These moppets went out their way to try and help us, and you disrespect them like this?!” 

“Ow! But Mother—!” 

“Don’t you ‘Mother’ me! I’ll handle this, you and the others can start with the morning chores. Go on, git!” The older cookie yanked the other’s beard towards one of the houses, earning a grumble. 

“I’m sorry about my son and the monster in our farm.” The cookie apologized

Before the heroes could speak, she handed them a small coin bag “For your efforts.” 

“Thank you miss. We’ll try and find a more experienced warrior for your monster problems.” 

As the group walked away, White Lily waited for them to be a good distance away before staying behind to talk to the old chief. “The creature was a Laffy Taffy, if you want to get rid of it yourselves, try uprooting them as quietly as possible. They react to sound.” She advised quietly 

“Ah, so that’s what it was! Thank you for the advice dearie!”

“Happy to help! I must go now, my friends might be waiting for me!” 

The mage bid one last goodbye before hurrying on to catch up with her friends. But as she was, she heard the chief mutter something to one of the villagers.

“Well I haven’t seen any other pest since they came, plus they help keep the crops healthy. I think we should keep them!”

The mage nearly stopped in her tracks but decided to continue forward. She was honestly glad her friends were way ahead of her. 

Since then, the Ancients made an oath to never speak a word of this adventure. Of all the monsters and beasts they faced together, the Laffy Taffy was truly an unbeatable foe. And they’ll crumble before telling another soul about it.

fin :)

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A/N: Hello lovely people! It’s been a while since I made a fic since school, but now that I’m out for the summer, I get to relax a bit! This is my first CRK fic involving all the ancients when they were younger, they’re too adorable to not wreck!

Hope you all enjoyed! <3

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"Just a warning." Genre: SFW tkling, fluff Characters: Eternal Sugar Cookie and Shadow Milk Cookie. Fandom: Cookie Run Kingdom

"Now, kindly please get out." Eternal Sugar Cookie spoke in her usual softened, cloying tone. "How about.. no." 'The Lady In Azure' spoke, her tone mocking of the others. "Shadow Milk Cookie." She spoke firmly, reaching out and grabbing his wrist, not noticing her wing accidentally brushing her neck. "Unhand me you- ACK-" They let out a squeal as their words were cut off. "..Is there an issue?" "NOnONo- DO NO-" She shrieked as her words were cut off and she was lifted into the others arms. "Oh, don't what?" "TICKLE ME-" "Ok! I can do that-" "THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT-" She immediately cackled and squealed the second she felt the other cookies fingers flutter against her sides. "ETERNAL SUGAR COOKIE NOHoHohO-" "Eternal Sugar Cookie yes." Eternal Sugar Cookie continued, even gently scratching the others neck while purposefully letting her wings brush against them. "You're very ticklish it seems." "OBVIOUSLY-" "Now don't get sassy-" "NahAHAHA-" She let out a loud cackly laugh again, especially when she felt her hip being squeezed at a little. "PFF- AHAH- oK OKAY- I'll get out of your garden!" "..Good, now please go."

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