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Moving to: @nymphopierrot

Moving because since this is connected to my main, I cannot block who I need to, aka people under 18 who interact. If you have unanswered requests, you can ask there. This blog will be deleted in a week, so get your affairs in order ig?

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Blocking spree, if you do not have an age in your bio/are a minor, I'm immediately blocking you, this includes people who don't follow me but do interact, even on anon. I know who y'all are, at least one of you, as I have been informed by screenshots. If you're upset by this and wanna be unblocked, you gotta be 18 and up.

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The Cavalcadium Update

Hello, sorry that this is not any nsfw works, but, I want to say something and this is the account I choose to do it on since out of all my accounts, it gains the most attention from SPG fans.

TW: M*ke and St*ve, you know which ones under that alias..and of course, spg related issues I have seen and discussed with mutuals enough to make my own post.

You may disagree with me, and that is fine. This is my own voice and opinion based on Mr. Bennett's attitude with this.

Please note, this is just a rant, if you happen to catch this and are underage, just read the rant and do not interact with my blog!!

In my opinion, the new rule update could have been fine on its own, I know it's their server so they can discuss whatever they want however they want, but I found the ramble that was included after to be unnecessary.

"Well I mean, I guess it's not like it's the end of the world to see these two peoples names or faces or something." Sure, maybe for not most people, but I am glad people still censor their persons so people who actually get anxious about them, let's say I don't know, the victims, they can let out a sigh of relief not seeing them.

The reason people may be bothered is because fans probably still enjoy them and are willing to post them without giving regards to their problematic stage of their career. Hopefully they spoil them. The reason I bring this up is because the "Favorite SPG photos thread." People post their favorite photos, and they tend to include the unnamed two and Rabbit/Isabella pre-transition, which can feel gross or 'icky' as to how I put it, basically saying "I liked the moments where possibly these people were in it, or where this woman before she discovered herself."

This is just how I see it, and how possibly others see it, my apologies if I am not wording it correctly.

"I literally have to write their names on checks every month for royalties and stuff."

A mutual of mine pointed out that David is trying to sound like a victim in some way here, and I agree. "I see their faces in past albums and whatnot." I'm sure you do, but I bet you the victims have to see/hear their names as well, maybe less or more than you. I don't know how to describe the words I wish to say next, but I will state it as this.

You are not the one they have damaged. You were not the fan they had decided to abuse. You worked with them, and if I am not mistaken, have let their behavior slide just because you mistook the hatred towards St*ve as racism.

"This ain't about giving in to overly sensitive people."

What if it was one of the victims who had brought up their grievances with you about fellow fans posting about St*ve and M*ke? Would you still call them 'overly sensitive'?

"Those two members did some pretty shitty stuff," You don't say? my, of course they did, the lovely account @bannedtogether explains what they have done (sorry to tag you guys by the way, but you explain well and make the voices of the victims heard). I wouldn't in simple terms say "pretty shitty." I would say disgusting, vile maybe, but you place it in a half-wrapped present, with a bow ontop of that sentence that kind of brushes off what they did in that tone. You phrase it as if they just stole money from fans, but they had indeed done more.

This pretty much speaks for itself, don't you agree? What do/must I say about this part that already doesn't speak for itself? You treat this like a joke, Mr. Bennett. Why do I say this? As you say, 'cause I am also petty'. Thank you for listening to this rant. Your regularly schedules fanfics shall be back up on Wednesday, April 26th.

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Im fucking killing him actually

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always

?pairing; alucard x fem reader

?synopsis/warning: minors dni!! master servant themes, lowkey this rlly just about alucard with a reader whose like wet 24/7

?a/n; im ngl the ending is like super sloppy PFFFTTT I didn’t know how to end it exactly I’ll probably fix it later on if I get a better idea for it BUT I HOPE YALL LIKE IITT

you had called alucard into your meeting quarters to have a rather serious conversation about his human intake. you understand that the two of you agreed to let him do whatever outside your headquarters but the news beginning to swarm was unruly and attention-grabbing. if he was going to go on a rampage he must clean behind himself.

“alucard.” you called out to him stoically. your chin resting on top of your enclosed fingers as you looked at the vampire expectantly, legs crossed neatly. “master.” the man simply replied after you with a little bit of defiance, the vampire king before you stood nothing but unphased by your demeanor. a taunting smirk gracing his face enough for his fangs to peak, gleaming red eyes dimly reflecting through his shades, staring at you awaiting your next command or your demeaning reprimand; he didn’t mind either or.

you couldn’t stand how nonchalant he was, the way it seemed like he was always planning something raised the hairs on your skin. you may be alucard’s master but it was always something about the way he looked at you that intimidated you, of course you’d never let such be known by the wild man. wanting to no longer be in his presence, you started questioning him about the news, inquiring whether the bodies the reporters are talking about are of his doing.

pandering him about how he needs to be more “careful” and “precise” and more “clean”. he was pretending to keep up with you at first but something else was calling.

“does your sex always tend to seep like that?” alucard cut you off from your chiding. chest heaving from taking a big whiff of the air around him, catching the scent of your weeping pussy for the umpteenth time today, eyes focused on the desk your legs hid behind; a bewildered you shocked for words.

his vulgarity had struck your core but that was completely uncalled for, you wouldn’t dare show the affect he had on you. “e-excuse me?” was all you could make out to that question, stuttering in confusion and anger. “Alucard!” you shout huskily whilst slamming your hand against the desk. “That is completely inappropriate what is wrong with you!?”

“you don’t think walking around with a begging cunt is anymore appropriate? human.” alucard’s sultry voice echoed along this big meeting room. now standing behind you a cunning man ready to play with his new favored toy, hands tantalizingly gliding down your body through your tailored suit, dipping his cold slender fingers between your legs, rubbing around the rim of your entrance through your suit pants slowly, revealing that wet hole that’s been sitting and sobbing for days.

he pulls his finger away as though he’s watching a string of your slick come from it, showing you the bit of wetness on the pads of his finger. “you see? your pussy is always this wet, and you dare tell me what is inappropriate, when you walk around leaking through your clothes like a little girl whose wet themself. cunt pathetically doting on me whenever I’m near, how incredulously delectable.” alucard relished in how fun it was to tease the usually composed and controlled you, licking at his fangs as he dips his hand into your pants this time, feeling all that slick soaked through your panties, middle finger pressing and rubbing against your hole whilst his knuckle rested on your clothed clit.

you gasp when you feel his hand slip back into your pants to spread you out through your panties and feel you clench around nothing. it wasn’t your fault that you were always wet anyways, especially when he talked to you like this, and no one was here to fix it (so you thought) and your wetness was normal. you were just blessed like that.

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so what if an spc oc is a mary sue. theyre still awesome and i'll probably draw them 👍

US !!!

I AGREE 100 PERCENT HOMIE

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I wanna back this up, uh, i don't like it when people's OCS degrade down a canon character so much, making that canon characters basis solely just being a brute, when that character has more depth than that.

Saying this, hoping none of my followers/anons think that some SPG OCS are Mary sues, cringe culture is dead, and who cares. Why is it important to you that someone else's oc is the way it is? It's not like you made the oc, so why are you focusing so hard that they are a Mary sue or not, let people have their fun

And yes, i did see people agreeing with a person in the Cavalcadium, writing channel.

Cringe culture is stupid, let people be cringe and free instead of being judgemental.

And if it's a fanfic you can't read, then don't just read it??? Closing your eyes is an option

See

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Saying this, hoping none of my followers/anons think that some SPG OCS are Mary sues, cringe culture is dead, and who cares. Why is it important to you that someone else's oc is the way it is? It's not like you made the oc, so why are you focusing so hard that they are a Mary sue or not, let people have their fun

And yes, i did see people agreeing with a person in the Cavalcadium, writing channel.

Cringe culture is stupid, let people be cringe and free instead of being judgemental.

And if it's a fanfic you can't read, then don't just read it??? Closing your eyes is an option

See

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*thinks abt salgexicon*

*looks at u*

hi. salgexicon hcs pls (preferrably w/ male reader but its ok do what u want).

Salgexicon x Reader NSFW Hcs

a/n: I probably said this before but uh- I- I never really expected an nsfw request for this character, I often forget he exists- BUT I WILL TRY MY BEST! !! DO NOT INTERACT WITH MY ACC OR WORKS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 !! Warnings: Semi public sex ?, male reader, anal beads, slime monster use, feet, voyeurism, bondage, begging, and human furniture, most likely ooc salgexicon i barely know this character, uses of 'master' , uses of 'pet', paddle, punishment, pantyhose/kneesocks, mild cockshaming/cock abuse

I gotta say, since this dude wears a classy robe, first things first-

He likes to keep you close in front of him, robe draped around you fully, except for your head

this is because, underneath his robe, he is massaging the fuck out of your bulge

he set a spell so his robe shall not make movements when he begins to jerk you off under his robe, this is because he doesn't want to arouse suspicion

he only wants to arouse you ;))

"Fuck-Salgexicon- what if- mm! What if someone comes and sees??" "Don't worry, the only coming that will happen is from you~ now behave, pet~"

He will use this in semi-public areas though, enjoying the thrill

but of course, he's in the clear since he isn't the one receiving the handy-jay underneath his own robes

this calls for punishment of course!

the punishments you enjoy doing most to him is tying him, having his form kneel infront of you

thats not all though

you dress in either pantyhose or stockings, and press your feet on his straining cock in his pants

he just groans and ruts into your foot, trying to get off on it, but you pull away, causing him to whine.

This is not his only punishment though!

You force him to be your human chair, and have a paddle on hand

why? he just loves being used by you~

hes powerful and yet, is so weak under your spell~

if he talks, something chairs can't do, you slap his ass with the paddle.

"Master- I have been a good- NGH~!" "I said, furniture does not speak, if you utter another 'creak', I will have to abuse your ass some more, wouldn't I?"

Salgexicon and you are both switches in this scenario

as what I usually write so-

One of the other things he enjoys doing to you, and possibly vice versa, is enchanting a slime to his bidding

he strips you of your clothing and has you splayed out in full exposure

the slime grows due to its feeding (on cum), and latches immediately to your cock, and lingers around your asshole

if you're wearing anal beads, he orders it to pull out the long toy, enjoying how each ball escapes your entrance, you let out jolted moans of pleasure

during these experiences, he likes to watch, and touch himself

he wont be touching you during these experiences, just adoring how his controlled creation is giving you heavenly bliss~

a/n: sorry it's short! i couldn't think of what else to do for this character since I only know what he is/does bc of that dancing gif, im sorry if I basically butchered this character :((

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Woe horny hc for idk Cosmo perhaps ;3

Commander Cosmo NSFW Hcs

a/n: I KNOW WHO THIS IS, I WILL ALWAYS KNOW WHICH SPECIFIC ANON PERSON THIS IS !! DO NOT INTERACT WITH MY ACC OR WORKS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 !! Warnings: size kink, smothering kink, cock ring, leash and collar, exhibitionism, mentions of skimpy outfits, slight crying

this bitch loves big forms

that mf kink got awaken by big tiddy cosmica herself

he just loves being able to please a bigger form, and that he is just so delicate in comparison

he loves the rush of the feeling that he could be easily get crushed by them but they care for him such

hes touch starved!!

but the smothering kink, oh he discovered that back on earth, when he was engaged to Holly

the first time she sat on his face, the way her cunny covered and smothered his face while she grinded against him

B L I S S

ever since this bitch got yeeted into space

he discovered so many kinks he never knew he had on earth

maybe it was the d a r k n e s s

but it was most likely the kinky aliens up there!

SPEAKING OF THE ALIENS-

bogos binted

he sometimes will fuck aliens he knows/meets, example, Rav and Cosmica

With rav, Rav will place him upon a collar and leash, and walk him around naked, or in some covering

but none of the coverings are modest

"Rav- this is so embarrassing... what if someone sees-" "Oh calm down, the only person that is around is Cosmica, and shes literally sucked you off-" "Rav!" "*Yanks on leash* I'm right, and you know it~"

When rav is taking charge, he will put a cockring on him, not wanting the astronaut to waste any juices~

he will also tell Cosmica to keep it on when they do the handoff

She does keep it on, finding his pleading/flushed expressions so adorable

while shes roaming space or just in intimate moments, she keeps him tucked away in her tits, like a wallet

He just loves this, whining against her smothering and grinding against her, which she finds cute and pets his little head with his finger

"Cosmica...*hic* please... wanna cum s'bad-" "Oh goodness! You're even hiccupping! so cute~ Okay, my little spaceman can cum~"

She would end up taking off the cock ring, letting him cum and relieve himself all over her

a/n: again, sorry its short, kinda already said all his kinks in the other Cosmo post so- but i still loved writing this~!!!!

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"Master's Maid" Part I

!! DO NOT INTERACT IF UNDER 18, THIS IS AN NSFW BLOG AND WORK !! Pairing: Master!Thadeus x Maid!Reader Summary: Thadeus asks for you to roleplay as his maid, as a surprise for him when he gets home from work. Sex and fun ensues! Genre: Spice~! Word Count: 1,072 Warnings: Maid outfit, alcohol, male/male body reader, makeup, buttplug, lube, mild insecurity, thadeus being a mild perv a/n: I will write for other genders, requested or not requested, sorry if they're mainly female but I write for females since I usually deal with female stuff considering most of the time I identify as one! :))

You looked at yourself in the mirror, letting a sigh leave your lips as the frills on the french maid outfit puffed up. It had multiple petticoats underneath to make it 'fluff' up. Your legs were exposed greatly, showing the dark sheer stockings that were draped and stuck against your legs, outlining every curve and yet, covering them simultaneously.

"This is ridiculous- HE is ridiculous-! I- oh my god and I am actually doing this for him..."

Your hands went up to cover your face, careful not to mess up the makeup you had carefully put on. You looked down at the sheet of paper, placed next to the sink below the mirror. It was a list that Thadeus had made for you. Specifications on what he wanted to see you wear tonight.

Maid Outfit? Check! Makeup? Check! Stockings with Garterbelt? Check! Lingerie? Check! High heels? Check! Buttplug- BUTTPLUG??

You grabbed the list, it crinkling in your grasp as your eyes scanned over and over at the last bit. "A buttplug??" You said out loud to yourself, shocked that this was on the list, but at the same time, not. At. All.

You pocketed the paper and looked in the bag that the outfit had come from. You plopped it onto the stone counter and opened the bag wider. The light from above caught immediately onto the metal of the toy.

"Oh my god, he actually got a buttplug- oh my god he wasn't kidding- wh- do we have any lube even-??"

The timing couldn't be more perfect. The jar of lube rolled in the bag, gently towards where you moved the bag open. The lube looked elegant, the labeling anyways. It has cursive writing on beige paper, and flora drawing on it. The most notable about the art was an apple dangling down. The orbs of your head read the smaller print below the main name.

'Apple flavored lubricant. Taste the divine fruit while in the bedroom~"

You froze, just staring at the parchment pasted onto the cylinder. 'Apple flavored??,' You began to laugh to yourself as you found this all ridiculous! Alas, it did rush heat to your core, just thinking about him making plans so carefully for you-

FOCUS!

You picked up both items, eyeing both carefully. Green glitter caught your attention as you moved the silver object. On the hilt, was a green gem. Man, Thadeus really enjoyed the color green, huh?

You sighed and gave in to his request. You hiked up the dress and its petticoats. Squirting a good amount of the cold liquid on your fingers, your hands sliding your panties to the side. You shuddered when probing your own rectum with the fluid. Once you had felt it was enough to let the plug in, you pulled your fingers out and pushed in the item. Once it was fully in, your head lowered as you let out a grunt.

Why are you embarrassing yourself like this for a man you barely see? Is it because you loved him? Sure but, were things getting boring for him? No, that couldn't be the case. He loved you and things were never really-

Your thoughts came to an abrupt halt as your ears picked up the sound of a motor car coming into the driveway of his estate. You stood straight up and rushed over to the door to greet him. You specifically remembered that he said he wished for you to greet him like a proper maid.

Your thighs rubbed against each other in excitement. Fuck you were so excited to see him- you wanted to-

*click*

The door opened to expose a tired man coming in. Papers in one arm, and a briefcase in the other. His face lit up behind his glasses upon seeing you. A smile lighting up across his tired features, he was delighted to see you. "You look absolutely lovely, darling, surprised you went along with this."

You swallowed and did a curtsy, lifted up the skirt portion a little bit, and lowered your head to him. "Welcome home, Sir." You got back up from your position. You felt your body trembling from the way his heated gaze was tracing out your entire body, every detail. He chuckled and placed down his briefcase, loosening his tie.

"Sweetheart, that is not how a maid greets their master."

"Well, you didn't specify how to, only just to greet you!" You huffed.

"Maids also would help their master take off their coats, and not have an attitude." He replied, taking off one sleeve as you nodded at his hint.

"I can do one of those things." You walked over in the heels just fine, you did some test walks in them before he came home so you wouldn't fall on your ass like an improper maid. He took glimpses at your figure as you stood on your toes a little bit to place his coat gingerly on the rack as you fiddle with his pockets to make sure he didn't leave anything in there. "You look absolutely delectable in this, I am surprised with myself that I had not asked sooner." He muttered, lifting up the back of your monochrome dress, admiring how the lace of the lingerie was placed against the skin of your ass. You swat away his hands gently. "That isn't how a master is supposed to treat his maid." Thadeus let out a huff mixed with a chuckle as he fixed your dress back down. "You're right, I'm sorry, will you forgive me sweetheart~?" He kissed your hand, his green eyes staring up at you, waiting patiently for a response. "...Fine..." You scoffed out, you're face turning a darker shade as you avert your eyes from his gaze, too embarrassed to even look at him. "Would you like something to drink, Master?" You asked, your eyes still avoiding him. "Yes, that sounds lovely, but you need to look at me when you talk to me, it is manners." He corrected you. You wanted to roll your eyes at this but knew if you did, he would scold you again, so you suppressed the urge. "What would you like to drink, sir?" This question made Thadeus ponder a bit. "Surprise me, I would request wine as usual but since we are doing stuff different today, I want something different." And with that, he walked away in the direction of his study. To be continued~

a/n: THIS WAS A PAIN IN MY ASS, TUMBLR KEEPS TELLING ME IT COULDNT SAVE THE DRAFT/ERRORS OCCURED BUT IM SO GLAD I FINISHED, so this will end up having multiple parts, stay tuned!

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hihihihi!! can we get some the jon nsfw headcanons? like maybe some soft stuff? i'd love to hear!!! (also can you make sure he doesn't use words like slut or whore? its just something that makes me personally uncomfy, i hope thats alright!! ^^;;)

The Jon NSFW Headcanons

a/n: NP! I will follow any request to the best of my ability as long as it isnt something horrible, so dont feel bad yo!! !! DO NOT INTERACT WITH MY ACC OR WORKS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 !! Warnings: underwear sharing, gender neutral reader, rope use, grinding, music teacher roleplay??, oviposition, nipple play, princess roleplay

Okay I need y'all to really hear me out on these

The Jon mf LOVES to wear your panties, not the lacey kind (he wears those by themselves only to make you riled up)

but your normal everyday panties

he loves how the softness of the cotton cups his robot genitals

if you catch him in your undergarments, he doesn't act embarrassed, just shameless

"A-Are those my panties, Jon??""Oh- yeah, wanna see me only in your panties~?""...Maybe-"

Dude also just using rope, on himself AND you

when the rope is binding himself in ways that you want him in, he just becomes all soft and subby

rubbing himself on you, just grinding his hard cock on the crook of your ass, whimpering on how he just needs to touch you so bad

"Mm- Jon- honey- I'm trying to work-""Then lets work together! Your ass feels so good~""Okay okay, just give me a second honey-"

When the rope is on you though- he is so sweet and yet so mean (not mean verbally, he could never be mean to his songbird like that!)

He likes giving you the simplest of touches, grazing your crotch, gently tweaking your nipples, and sucking on your neck

when you try to touch him back, he moves away from you, earning small protests from you because you also wanna touch him!

"Jon- please! I wanna hold you!""Oh come on, honeypie, you're just so cute when you're needy like this!"

He also loves to roleplay with you!

Especially when it can include music, that's why he calls you his songbird, you're his muse!

anyways

he likes to roleplay being your music teacher

fingering your hole while you're fingering the piano

you're just struggling to focus what notes need to be played while hes playing on your pent up nerves like a fiddle

"Come on, songbird, focus, this song is quite easy~""Yes sir~ mm~ Oh fuck~""That's a good birdie~"

that's not the only roleplay he likes to do with you~

he loves roleplaying that you're a princess, and he is a poet trying to woo your heart~

and woo you hard enough to nut!

It's like if Shakespeare wrote an erotic version of romeo and juliet

He plants tentative kisses up your arm, on your neck, your collarbone, and whispering some of his lovely poetry into your ear, making your nerves light with lyrical fire and desire

"My lovely princess, your eyes lure me in the way the ambrosia betwixt your tempting loins draws me in like a sailor's ship into a whirlpool of lust~""Oh sir Jon, how your words make me as hot and blushed as the animals when spring has arrived~""I can tell, the way your chest heaves with every breathe you take when you drink in my form with your loving gaze~""I know we're roleplaying and all but please hurry and fuck me~!"

When you're not roleplaying, he often takes the time to research new toys you and him can use together!

something just awoke inside of him when he discovered toy eggs you can put in someone and they push it out

he bought it immediately in his colors!

When you're laying on your back, or any position you want, he's always behind you, watching your hole flexing around the egg as they come out

"Come on, birdie, almost there! Such a pretty sight~" "This is so embarrassing- mm! Oh fuckkk" "Two down, one to go~ Such a good songbird~"

a/n: sorry if there isn't much! I honestly couldn't think of much to write </33 I hope you enjoy this though!!

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MASTERLIST!!!

Fanfics of every fandom I do!! (More Fandoms Will Be Added) (Rules Coming Soon) (Basically all smut)

!! MINORS DNI, MY BLOG AND WORKS ARE 18+ ONLY !!

Steam Powered Giraffe

Multiple Parts

Master's Maid Master!Thadeus Becile x Maid!Male!Reader Part 1

Oneshots

Heated Argument Peter Walter I x Thadeus Becile You are Perfection Ignatius Becile x Peter Walter III Dirty Little Whore Dom!Peter I Walter x Sub!Thadeus Becile Punishment Time Dom!Hatchworth x Sub!Male!Reader My Sweet Bunny Dom!The Jon x Sub!Fem!Reader

Headcanons

Malfunction x Upgrade NSFW Hcs The Spine x Neutral!Reader NSFW Hcs Thadeus Becile x Neutral!Reader NSFW Hcs The Spine x Neutral!Reader NSFW Hcs The Jon x Neutral!Reader NSFW Hcs Commander Cosmo NSFW Hcs

Drabbles

Cosmica x Astronaut Dom!Peter I Walter x Sub!Thadeus Becile Hatchworth x Fembody!Neutral!Reader

Imagines

Invincible

Imagines

Mauler Twins Imagine

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two people asked for oviposition, but one of them has a specific character so idk if i write two seperate posts or one, but im leaning towards two

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Hey so oviposition-

IM LISTENING 👁 👄 👁

[harl3quinharl0t]

PLEASE WRITE MORE SPINE CONTENT

maybe just.. some soft sex hcs with him or smthn idk I JUST LOVE HIM

The Spine X Reader NSFW HCS

a/n: YEAHHHHH I love writing horny shit for the spine !! DO NOT INTERACT WITH MY ACC OR WORKS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 !! Warnings: reader is gender neutral, grinding, strip teasing, oral (spine recieving), kissing, lap dancing, slight clothes kink?, mild degredation kink, sex (DUH), creampie, 'cum' swallowing

The Spine is simple in some ways, like turn-ons!

He is the type of bot to just get tuned in and turned on by you just simply being in your undergarments

Or an apron if you cook

I don't know why I just see it

He hugs you from behind and grinds on you and feels you up from the front

Whining about how he wants attention in that moment, even if you may be busy

"Please pay attention to me, you've just been cooking all day..." "I have not been cooking all day, you just have the time sense of a dog." "But babe ~~~"

He also gets turned on by kissing

Y'all will be just making out against a wall, feeling how his tongue is dancing with yours-

Is...is something poking at your own crotch??

You would look down and see he is very much at full mast

He looks away in shame and you just find it cute

"Are you really this hard just from me sucking on your tongue?" "Don't bully me..." "Or what, you'll cum??" "...maybe-"

THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, HE HAS A SLIGHT DEGRADATION KINK!

He likes it when you tease him like that

Especially when it kind of corners him in that way, but won't like it if you're too harsh.

He also loves praises! Especially when it's in intimate moments like during the bed or you just giving him quick release.

SPEAKING OF QUICK RELEASES-

He goes fuckin crazy when you suck him off, he loves the way your tongue sticks out to lick the bottom of his cock, the way you slightly gag if he accidentally thrusts, the way you gobble up all his cum-

His cum isn't real cum but an artificial thing of cum which is just fancy lube and can taste like different stuff if you want it to

"Oh, what's today's flavor hm? Or do you wanna surprise me~?" "It's actually tropical mix- and oh you're already unzipping my pants-"

In the bedroom, he likes pretty vanilla sex unless he is being the bottom.

He loves it when you're slowly stripping off your clothes and he is just flustered on the bed, watching as you reveal your form to him

He is truly enamored with you, he loves every part of you

He also loves when you take charge and ride him, he really is just a bottom in disguise lol

Especially for you

a/n: FUCKING YEAHHHHH *rubs hands* this man is the kind of pervert for simple shit like sneaking a peek at u naked or stealing your panties aheehee giggle

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look dude i just like big boys what can i say 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

same, theyre so great <333