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harleehazbinfics · 8 months ago
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Dear Baby, Chapter 7
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Word Count: 0.9k
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“Good morning, (y/n), How are you feeling?” Lucifer greets.
He places the tray he had on the side table as he sits on the bed next to you who had the duvet over your head.
“Horrible. I want to shower,” you reply muffled under the covers.
You had recently laid your egg late into the night before. Lucifer only knew about it in the morning when you didn’t come for breakfast. You were on time every time for breakfast, so this worried him and rushed to you room if anything was wrong with you. When he arrived, he saw you in the same way now when he was let inside your room. You told him while under the covers about your safe delivery and complained that you wanted to shower and make a proper nest. It’d only been a day since and you refused to get up, making Lucifer visit your room quite often to bring you food and amenities.
“You can do so, if only you’d come out~” he coos over your head.
“But who’ll keep on eye on my baby?” you ask unconvinced.
Lucifer furrows his brows for a moment and shakes his head. You were probably protective of your baby. It was your first child after all and with your instincts were probably going haywire at the moment.
“I can do it for you. You know you can trust me, (y/n),” he persuades you with his honeyed tone.
“But then you’ll see me in my normal form,” you drawl hesitant to show him your true form. He’d probably think you’re ugly.
“Aw, I’m sure you look fine—”
“Lucifer, I’ve just given birth. No woman looks good after birth,” you hissed.
“Don’t be silly! Giving birth is the most beautiful thing in the world! And I’m quite sure our new mother is just as lovely,” he cleverly defends making you snort.
“I stink.”
“I’d assume so, you’ve been stuck—OW!” he cries after being pinched on the side harshly for his remark. “I was kidding, I’m sorry. But you really need to come out, you need to eat.”
Hearing his pleading tone, you sigh and gave in to his request. Carefully you lifted the duvet and let it fall on top of your egg as you revealed yourself to him. Your feathers were ruffled from rolling around the bed all day long and from the labor you handled yourself (girlboss). You had a thin blue gown on, that thankfully was not see through enough to see your privates.
Lucifer stared at you wide eyed for a long time before you finally snapped him back to reality.
“You’re staring too much,” you huff carefully placing your egg on a pillow beside you and in front Lucifer and covered a blanket around it. Careful not to let it fall. “I’m going to take a shower now and I trust you to take care of my son.”
Lucifer looks at your egg fascinated not even noticing you looking at him and stifling a laugh at the bewitched look on his face. By the time you were finished and feeling refreshed, you saw Lucifer lightly caressing the egg with his knuckle. He spots you as he flushes red by the cheeks from being caught like a toddler.
He coughs and apologizes, “Sorry. Breakfast! Right breakfast!”
You smile helplessly before he ushers you carefully to your seat and placing down your meal and utensils.
“Thank you,” you say as you looked at him with your shiny dark eyes making him even more flustered, still not used to your beauty. You were beautiful even in your human form but seeing your like this and practically blooming from childbirth is so painful to even to describe for him.
“Y-you’re welcome, dear,” he stutters. Now you were blushing from his endearment.
Seeing that he was still standing beside you with a smile while waiting for you to eat. You tugged him to the chair next to you.
“Have you eaten yourself, your highness?” you asked, picking up a piece of the perfectly fired egg he made.
“Well, I waited for you to come to the dining room and after I learned that you can’t get up, I went back to the kitchen to make you a new plate of breakfast,” he explained not really finding any faults in his words.
You gape at him and claim, “I could have just eaten what was already cooked! What a waste of such good food!”
He apologizes and replies, “I just didn’t want you to eat food that’s gotten cold. I thought you’d enjoy a hot meal after your labor.”
Your heart melted looking at his facial expression. He looks like a guilty puppy with his guilty down casted eyes. You couldn’t help but reach for his face with a bit of hesitation before deciding to smoothen out the crease on his brows.
“I appreciate your effort and I—in fact—do love breakfast this way. I’m sorry too, I just felt embarrassed that you had to trouble yourself by doing more work,” you comforted him while speaking your mind.
“Oh, sweetheart. It’s no trouble at all, I love making food from seeing how much you enjoy eating so much. It makes me happy to see you happy eating what I made with my own two hands. So, don’t ever think that you’ll ever be a burden to me,” he replies understanding you and comforting you just the same.
A smile softly creeps onto your lips as Lucifer presses a kiss on your temple. You could only mutter a small thank you as your heart was full of his warmth and attention.
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harleehazbinfics · 9 months ago
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AAAAA HECC I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS TODAY!! IT'S DRAWN SO GORGEOUSLY! THANK YOU FOR DRAWING HER! I hope you liked my story 😭
Swan Goetia Y/n
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And
Snow Owl Goetia Y/n
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Inspired by: Dear Baby by @harleehazbinfics story
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harleehazbinfics · 10 months ago
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Ayoooo 🤤
"I promise dear, It's nothing personal."
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This is the song that inspired this drawing :)
Am I getting lazy for not cleaning up my sketches?? maybe? xD
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harleehazbinfics · 10 months ago
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slowly losing my goddamn mind, cuz im a fan of the umbrella academy. have NOT seen the last season and now refusing its existence. WDYM MY FAV CHARACTER KISSED SOMEONE ELSE OTHER THAN THEIR MANNEQUIN WIFE JUST CUZ THE DIRECTOR SAID FUCK HIS CHARACTER (DEVELOPMENT)?
Is this voltron all over again???? man, netflix needs to stop sabotaging their own shows.
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harleehazbinfics · 11 months ago
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Dear Baby, Chapter 7
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WARNING: dialogue of previous sexual and emotional abuse in the first part, read at your discretion! Word Count: 1.1k
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Hours before daybreak you find yourself staring at ceiling that was painted beautifully of a garden and an apple tree in the middle. This left a bitter taste in your mouth.
‘Stupid. Why’d you even fall for him. He’s a married man. Just because he helped you, made you feel included, fed you, gave you work… ok this is not helping my case. But the point is, you shouldn’t have done that,’ you thought as you imagined a man with wings and a woman in that garden painting, ‘No matter how complicated his relationship with his wife is… and/or how skilled he may be with his tongue BUT—'
Delving deeper into your head, you recall moments from years ago.
‘Bring that one to my room tonight. Bathe her and dress her up nicely, it’ll be our first night together. Let’s hope she doesn’t disappoint like all the rest did.’
‘Haah, hahh. For a lowly baron’s daughter, you are quite an exquisite delicacy. You belong to me from now on, and you will serve me from a very long time.’
‘Worthless thing. You dare be haughty? Respond when you are spoken to, I’d hate to see lashes on my new favorite plaything.’
‘It hurts? You deserve to be punished. You gaze and talk with another man behind my back? Ungrateful wench, you belong to me!’
Then you remember screaming for him to stop, grappling at anything to get away from him. Only to stop and fall into submission as your tired and abused body caused you to feel numb all over.
You sit up abruptly heaving deep breaths, desperately shaking off your thoughts. Your hand falls to your stomach, slowly calming you down.
“My darling, you must promise me. No matter what happened, you must know that I love you very much. You are never a mistake. You are the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and nothing will ever change that,” you whisper while you rubbed your bump.
With one final sigh, you got up off the bed prepared for the day. Today you felt like you were going on autopilot. You’d eat silently, work mechanically, and losing focus a few times causing you to sigh at your 3rd mistake today.
You press the pen down and rubbed your dominant hand as you leaned back against your chair. Feeling the exhaustion creep into your bones from waking up so early. You’re startled to see Lucifer put his hand on your forehead.
“Are you okay? You don’t seem to have a fever, that’s good,” he says in relief.
You blush at the sudden action and hold your forehead when he took his hand away and turn to the side trying to hide your blush.
It was just a couple days after you exchanged your feeling with one another and that very pleasure filled night. Of course, the both of you never got too far with your pregnancy and all. Nonetheless, it was truly an unforgettable experience. So unforgettable, in fact, that you felt hot between your thighs, and you couldn’t help but squirm remembering how his hands, lips and tongue roamed your body.
You blush deeply as your hair puffed up while you replied, “No, I’m just tired is all. I didn’t have a good rest last night unfortunately.”
He looks at you worriedly and says, “Well, you can stop working for today. You can come back once you’re feeling better.”
You gave him a strained smile and thanked him. When you got up to walk back to your room, your legs suddenly gave out. Lucifer, with his fast reflexes, caught you in his arms, his hands careful around your bump. Your hands on his chest looking at him in surprise while his was filled with worry.
Both your eyes flitted between each other’s eyes and lips. You caught a chaste kiss with him until you finally got a hold of yourself and pushed against his chest to stand up properly.
“I’m sorry,” you mutter awkwardly.
“You should be more careful,” he replies in the same tone and carefully removing his hands off your waist with a cough.
“Would you—” he then coughs again to clear his throat before continuing, “Would you like to come with me? Later? I want to show you something. I-if you’re not up to it, it’s fine you should rest as much as possible.”
You watch as he cutely stammers between his words with his hand on his nape with an anxious look in his face making you giggle.
“Of course. I’d be honored,” you reply making him blush wildly.
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“I need you to keep your eyes closed.”
“Well, you’re making me nervous.”
“It’ll be worthwhile. I promise,” he assures looking at you meaningfully.
He escorted you to, what you assumed to be, the middle of the room when he stopped you and unveiled your covered eyes. What you saw astounded you. You were inside a darkened dome with projections of stars and planets that illuminated the walls and ceilings.
“This is beautiful! How did you—?” you ask, turning behind me to look at him shocked and in awe of the stunning view.
He pulls his hands behind his back and shakes them with glittery dust spewing from them and gives me a mischievous smile before replying, “Magic~”
You couldn’t help but give a chirping laugh and thank him for his gift.
He coughs and steps in front of me. “I have one more thing to show you.”
You give a smile and say, “I wonder what could top this off,”
He gives you a scroll with a decorative ribbon wrapped around the middle of it. You quirk your brow and open it.
‘MUTUAL PETITION OF DIVORCE’
Wide eyes dart back to his and mutter, “What?”
He takes a step closer to you and answers, “I went and asked for a divorce with Lilith. She seemed fine with it and signed it without much thought. But I got this to show you, how much you mean to me and how I want to be part of your life—” he pauses and gently taps your stomach, “your lives.”
You couldn’t help the tears spilling from your eyes. You were incredibly moved from his words and actions that you couldn’t hold back your sob, he worriedly wipes away your tears and holds your hand.
“You cry so easily,” he whispers with a small laugh before kissing your eyes.
After doing so, he raises his eyes and looks up at your and asks cautiously as to not ruin the atmosphere, “So… would you like to let me be the male character in your book?”
You huff a laugh and roll your eyes before nodding your head. He excitedly squeals and peppers your face with kisses, careful as he does so. You giggle at his feathery kisses and try to pry him away from you because of how ticklish you were.
“Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you. I swear,” he promises as he nuzzles into you.
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harleehazbinfics · 11 months ago
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Dear Baby, Chapter 6
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A/N: lets start off a lil lighthearted :) Word Count: 1.4k
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“And you, flip it like so!”
You bite your lip as you imitated him. You held the pan with both hands and flicked your wrists. Unfortunately, the batter on the pan sticks to the ceiling… with the two others that came before it. This earns a whistle from the former angel and a groan from you as you dropped the pan back onto the now closed stove.
“Ugh, this is no use. I’m horrible at cooking. As I expected,” you moaned rubbing your face, frustrated.
“Honestly, I’m more impressed that you can stick it up there. Your arm strength is no joke,” Lucifer jokes beside you, still staring at the kitchen ceiling eyeballing how far you got it up there, before taking over the stove to cook a new batch of pancakes.
“I’m more concerned about how I’ll feed myself without you, your majesty,” you grumble eyeing your failed cupcakes.
“Oh, nonsense. Hell can’t be managed in just one day! I’m sure you’ll get the hang of it,” he responds.
He then pushes a plate of neatly stacked pancakes towards you. You stare as he picks up the rest of the pancakes you made that were either brunt or lifted too early and sits in front of you then cuts a piece for him to take a bite.
“Ah!” you yelp, startled, “What are you doing?!”
He looks at you confused and answers, “Eating breakfast?”
“I mean- those are what I made. I don’t even think they’re edible…” you mutter, terrified that Lucifer will eat them.
“So?”
He replied so simply and steadily before eating the pancake with burnt edges with a shrug that it had you stunned.
“Hurry! Spit it out!” you yell clutching onto his arm.
He only stared at you dead in the eye, as he showed you, he swallowed it and stuck out his forked tongue. You groan once again, defeated by your stubborn boss. While you wallowed in your self-pity, Lucifer leaned his cheek against his palm and looked at you. You were being so adorable with your head down and face covered by your fluffy locks. He just couldn’t resist teasing you when he got reactions like this from you.
“Why should I? It was your first time cooking, moreover, you tried to cook for the both of us. It’s my first time eating something just for me,” he lamented as he looked at you with clear fondness.
You then blushed at the look he gave you. It was so gentle and warm. It made think you could’ve misunderstood him and his intention. However, you looked at him with sadness.
With a pause, you cautiously asked him, “You and Lilith never cooked like this in the kitchen?”
He huffs a laugh and replies, “No. Despite our happiness painted on these walls, we never were close like this after the fall. She was there controlling demons while I just stayed in my room finding a distraction,” he sighs, “Charlie coming into our life was a blessing. We tried to get better but… We just couldn’t align morally. So, we split.”
It felt so heavy in your heart after he explained. It clearly showed how desperate Lucifer wanted them to go back as lovers. They were undoubtedly in-love but in their circumstances, they lost who they were and how they used to be. It was heartbreaking for even if you were just a person passing by in their lives.
Or so you thought.
“Then I had you.”
You looked at him surprised. What did he just say? You must be hearing things. Maybe he just said it as a close friend. Thanking you for pulling him out of his melancholy—
“I like you, (Y/n) and I won’t hide that,” he confesses finally looking away from you, almost ashamed, “You made my life so much better. I feel like I could finally breathe. Of course, that’s not just the only reason why I like you...”
You felt a fluttering in your chest as you took in his words. How your feelings were being reciprocated. It feels strange to you. You never felt anything like this before. You’ve always looked fondly at your parents’ relationship, while they shared sweet words with honeyed eyes you couldn’t help but feel envious of them and hoped for the same if your turn ever came.
Unfortunately, your previous relationship, no, due to an unforeseen circumstance. You never got to know what your ideal love feels like. All it was just unbearable sorrow and pain. But with Lucifer. It’s comforting and beautiful… it was just like home… He made you feel light on your feet. The wounds and the heavy heart you carried. It was non-existent when you were with him. He made you feel free. He made you feel like a person again.
But…
“I’m grateful your majesty, for your feelings and I.. I do like you too. But, what about your wife? You’re still married, your majesty. I can’t do that. I—I don’t think I’ll be able to—," you cut yourself off, unable to continue with your words as you started to get devoured by the guilt and fear.
“Hey, hey,” he calls you before you spiral even further and clasped both of your hands and pulled them to his chest. Making you fall into his chest. Hands trembling and tears spilling out of your eyes causing his heart to tighten uncomfortably within his chest and hugged you with a shaky breath.
After a long time in being in each other’s embrace, he pulls back and looks down at you as you stared at him while he wiped you tear stained face.
“Can I kiss you?”
He waited for you response for a long while before I could nod. Once you did, he dips his head towards you and gently presses his lips against yours. It was sweet yet slightly charred. It must’ve been from the pancakes. He then carefully holds your waist and pulls you in closer. He was holding you as if you would break at any moment. He was shaking, letting out stuttered breaths as you kissed you feverishly.
You’ve never been kissed this gently in your life before. It was wonderful. So, wonderful you couldn’t help but tug on his sleeve closer…
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harleehazbinfics · 11 months ago
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WE GOT CONFIRMATION FOR S3 AND 4 WOOOOOOAHHHHH PLS DONT RUSH VIV ISTG-
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harleehazbinfics · 11 months ago
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i discovered the joy in stardew and buried myself deep and when i come back i saw this
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WDYM LIKES AND POSTS ALLOWED?? (i havent read how much they limited it to but-) WHY??
Yall, AO3 here i come istg
anyways, anyone else interested in stardew? i got married to Sebastian aaaa brainrotting cus they have so few dialogue and i wanna do a fic so baaaad is anyone interested in them? 🙏
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harleehazbinfics · 11 months ago
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Dear Baby, Chapter 5
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A/N: imveryterriblysorry Word Count: 1.4k
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"Hmm? What's this?" you ponder as you picked up an envelope off your table.
"An invitation to the royal... ball?" your slowly lose your voice as you finished reading the invite. You turn your head to Lucifer and ask him, "Uhm, did someone get this mixed up and accidentally put it in my table instead of yours, your majesty?"
He lifts his head off his paperwork, his glasses sitting perfectly on his face giving a very mature vibe. You hand him the envelope which he inspects and cuts open with a letter knife.
"Well, it is indeed for me. It's that time of the year I suppose," he says decisively and places it on the corner of his desk where he can see it.
You tilt your head in confusion making him internally sigh at how cute you acted and answers, "It's just a party Asmo throws every year just to keep us in touch and profit from the other attendees."
You hum at him in understanding and say, "Have you attended his parties before?"
He hesitates before answering truthfully, "Well, not for a while. I used to attend it with Lilith back when we were still together."
"Will you attend this one?"
He stays silent for a while, contemplating to himself the pros and cons of going. Seeing his dilemma, you stepped in and studied the date of the event.
"Well, couldn't hurt, can it?" He chuckles, "Besides, gotta let them know I'm not dead right?"
You chirped up a laugh and retorted, "That would be the most unbelievable piece of news I would have ever heard."
He smiles as he listens at you chitter and says, "Will you attend with me?"
You stop in place and point at yourself, "Me? Wh- How could I?"
"The invitation says that I could bring a partner with me, and who other than you should I bring with me. You've helped me personally and with maintaining all 7 rings. So, I don't see why I can't bring you there," he smiles leaning against his table towards you.
Your cheeks reddened as your head jumped onto conclusions with how his half-lidded eyes looked at you. You simply nodded your head barely registering any other words passing between you.
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You nervously clutched Lucifer's arm as your eyes darted side to side, as you looked at the attendants that were dressed luxuriously having idle chatter with one another.
Lucifer assuring you as he patted your hand with a gentle smile on his face as he looked at you. His demeanor made you calm down and return a small one back.
A crowd flocked towards the both of you making you squeak from their sudden appearance. Lucifer allowed you to excuse yourself while he talked to them but stressed that you call him if anything happens.
You escaped into a room that the maids provided. You sigh as you sat on the couch, taking off your shoes to relax your aching human feet then comfortingly rubbing your swollen belly. You were humming a song to yourself when a little squeak.
"Who's there?" you call.
From where you sat you could see a little tremble by the curtain. You slowly crept avoiding making a sound and peeled the curtain back to see a small prince.
"Stolas?" you realize as you lose the air from your lungs.
He looks back at you somewhat fearfully before realizing it was you and exclaims, "Miss (Y/n)!"
"Oh, my darling. I've missed you so much!" you cry as you pull him into a hug, "What are you doing here?"
"I ran away from father while he was talking to some people. I don't even think he realizes I'm gone," he explains, saddened by his thoughtless father.
You gave him a pained smile before swiping his tears away. Despite being mistreated by his father, he never scorned him for it. You guessed that he didn't have the capacity for it yet. He's such a gentle and understanding child that he wouldn't impose his own wants and needs despite being the only acknowledge heir to the throne. It made your heart clench at how much he's endured in that lonely palace.
"It's alright, darling. Since we have time, why don't we have a chat? I've awfully missed your charming presence, my dashing prince," you cooed scratching him under his beak making him sound a happy hoot and lean against me.
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After finally escaping the wave of people that rushed to greet him, Lucifer was left to wander where you were. He starts to feel around him and look for your presence. Something warm and welcoming.
He trails after the feeling and opens a door to see you petting a little boy's head while he lay his head on your lap as his little hands mindlessly caressing your belly while he talked aimlessly. The sight alone made his heart whole, it was something that he used to see all of the time before he spiraled into his depression. Something he lacked to appreciate before. But now...
"Oh! Your majesty! I didn't see you there. Did you go looking for me?" you asked with your head tilted.
It was something that he wanted with you...
'Ridiculous!' his head screams embarrassed before slapping himself on the cheek roughly.
"!! What are you doing, your majesty!?"
"Nothing, nothing. I was just thinking," he tries to laugh off, "Are you resting well?"
"Yes! I have someone to keep me company," you smile as Stolas scrambles onto his feet and bows at Lucifer.
"I apologize for my lack of manner. I am Stolas, prince of the Ars Goetia and heir to the throne," he greets gracefully and with confidence, "It is a great honor of mine to be in your presence."
You smile at him proudly while Lucifer looks at him fondly before he clears his throat trying to match his tone.
"You may rise, Prince Stolas. The pleasure is all mine. Thank you for keeping (y/n) company while I was gone," Lucifer says dipping his head acknowledging Stolas making him look at Lucifer with stars in his eyes.
He looks at you excitedly as you giggle and pet his fluffy head. Lucifer walks over and pets him the same before sitting next to you.
"Come sit beside us. I'd love to be included in your discussion," Lucifer says gently, "What were you talking about?"
BANG!
The sound of the door opening resounded causing you and Stolas to yelp while Lucifer extends his arm to protect you two.
"What insolent--"
"O-oh! Your majesty! I must apologize but I'm looking for my son. It's his first time coming to one of these events after his insistence and he just flies off somewhere without notice! I was afraid he would make a mistake somewhere, you see," a tall figure rambles, trying to explain himself.
There was no mistaking to who's voice you were hearing. It made you freeze up and made your sweat cold. Stolas caught onto your stiffing figure, which makes him tear up in worry for you. With sudden courage he runs from your arms and into his father.
"And- there you are! This behavior is unacceptable, expect to be punished when we get home," he warns lowly at Stolas.
Lucifer lifts his hand with his brows furrowed, "No no. I must apologize as well for taking up his time. I was talking with him to make him forget to meet up with you right away. No need to punish the child."
Paimon quirks his head for a moment before bowing to Lucifer, I understand. Thank you for your benevolence, your majesty. Let's go now, Prince."
Stolas hesitates as he peers at the horrified look on your face in worry. Unfortunately, his father looks at what his son was looking at and snorts a cocky laugh.
"Hah! So, it's you. Funny to run into you here after you ran away," he smirks before setting his eyes back on Lucifer, "and I see you found yourself a new master to serve."
You look down ashamed and clutched onto your other arm trying to cover yourself from him, and just latched your eyes onto your bare human arms.
"I'm afraid you've overstayed your welcome. Please leave," Lucifer announces with venom in his tone before adding, "Now."
He huffs self-centeredly with a smirk and bows, "I shall take my leave. Take care of yourself, your majesty."
He then disappears in a black smoke leaving you and Lucifer alone. He turns to you worriedly and calls, "(Y/n)..."
Your breath hitches and your digits dig deeper into your arm not letting up and answer, "I'd like to go home now... please."
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harleehazbinfics · 1 year ago
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Incorrect Quotes with Cannibal Chef Cast! (most of em from a generator hehe)
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CCR: Can I stab you? Husk: No. CCR: NOT EVEN FOR A LITTLE BIT??
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Angel: You got a nice pair of lungs on ya, toots. CCR: Thanks! I drowned once when I was 5!
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CCR: I’ve only had Catlastor for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Catlastor: Meow!
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Vaggie: Can I bother you for a second? Alastor: You're always bothering me but go ahead.
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CCR: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Cannibal Overlord R, talking to Vox: I don’t know how you have your foot in your mouth, your head up your ass, and your nose in my business. But here we are, you fucking wizard.
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CCR: Charlie! Charlie, excitedly: (Y/n)! Did you get me the stuff? CCR: Yeah, I got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood. Charlie: Wow! Where’d they find 12 gallons of fake blood? CCR: You wanted fake blood? Charlie: ... CCR: ... I’ll go call Sir.
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Angel, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy. Alastor: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Blue Roses | Helluva Fic
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Synopsis: To continue his apology tour, Blitz goes to his ex-bestfriend's place to give an apology.
Hi! Yeah, I watched the Apology Tour EP and I loved it, mostly cuz I liked the songs and how they made Blitz suffer lmao- but hey! I made a fic to live our delulu to. Hope you enjoy! (i just really needed to get this out of my system it's been bubbling in my brain the whole day)
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"Heyyyyy bitch."
I roll my eyes as his annoying voice swept across my office. I give him a sigh, then dropping my pen onto the desk to look at him and ask, "What do you want, Blitz?"
"Oh nothing, nothing. Just wanted to drop by and give you these flowers. I knew how much you liked them," he answers feigning confidence as he tosses a bouquet of blue roses, "You know how much I had to pay for that shit? It's hell and you pick the blue ones as your favorite IN HELL."
My eyes widen in surprise as I looked at the roses. I could already smell delightful scent of them. They certainly are genuine but the Blitz I knew would never give these to me just because.
"Are you high?" I asked him skeptically.
He scoffs and retorts, "God! No, I'm not! Lay off my dick, will ya? I just wanted to do something nice for once and this is the shit I get."
He plops down on my couch with a groan as he buries his head down in his hands. I couldn't help but feel pity for him. I frown looking at him then at the flowers before walking slowly towards him.
I put my hand on his shoulder and give him a small smile, "Thanks, Blitz. They're lovely."
He looks back at me with empty eyes before nodding in acknowledgement while I sit beside him placing the flowers on the coffee table.
"I heard you went to Ver's party on earth," I started, I saw him tense up, "You really have balls to go to a party that's just for hating you, you know?"
"Or just really stupid," he admits making me laugh.
"No no. I think your little apology tour went well, no?" I challenged him.
"Yeah, a real eye opener. I couldn't even get a wink of sleep last night," he sighs rubbing his sore eyes. "I'm surprised you weren't there honestly. We haven't talked in years after I just bailed on you."
"Oh, please don't compare me to your petty exes. I, at least, have some class," I say striking a posing before quickly jabbing my thumb at the pile of papers behind us, "And a fuck load of paperwork from Asmo and Fizz."
He stays silent letting me ramble on, "I don't hate you, Blitz. I just knew you had other shit to deal with and so do I. As much as I loved staying as kids with you and Fizz. I, we, had to grow up eventually. After the circus burnt down, I had to work odd jobs to get back on my feet."
"Wanna know what I dreamt of then?"
"What?"
"I dreamt that I made a lot of money, made a name for myself. So that I never had to worry about you guys being sold to someone, so we could make our own circus, we could do what we wanted to do the most. So, I did. But when I got what I wanted, I saw you doing your own shit with the IMPS and Fizz being a star for Mammon, I just couldn't but feel lonely, y'know?"
"Look, I'm sorr--"
"But I'm really happy that I got to see you again and that's all that matters to me."
He looks at me teary eyed which he quickly wipes before they could fall making me laugh at his tough guy act.
I stood up from my spot and held out my hand for him, "Looks like you had a shitty week. Wanna get Fizzy and get out for some drinks at Beelz?"
Finally, a smile crept on Blitz' face and accepted my hand. "Oh, bet."
"Alright! ASMO *bang* I'M BORROWING YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
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harleehazbinfics · 1 year ago
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I'VE BEEN READING A NEW PSYCHO MANGA AND I'M IN LOOOOVE
The manga's called Maria no Danzai, and it's about a mom whose son died from severe bullying, the plot is so goooood. I draw the line at her sleeping in her underwear in front of her son's shrine tho.
Got me thinking if I should do an alastor fanfic with the same concept. ✨
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I’m just gonna be honest was was imagining a sinner the size of Niffty in chef’s clothes but bloody and a knife tail
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i see the appeal 🤔 i mean it is a self-insert so you can be however dude \( ̄︶ ̄*\))
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I honestly watch “Cannibal Chef!Reader” if it was a show on Netflix or a spin-off from the Hazbin Hotel main story line on Prime.
I think it would be called “Cannibal Obsessor” or something
But I really do like “Cannibal Chef!Reader” and really hope it see more. Not to push you or anything because I know life gets in the way
ackkkk thank you sm 😭 I also enjoy making this series. It's so unhinged and so different from what I normally write so it's a big challenge out of my comfort zone lmao
I'll tryyy but i honestly dont know what scenarios more to write lmfao-
But truly! I'm glad you like it! 💕
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Learn more about you Cannibal chef! reader m.list | Author profile
Word Count: 512 A/N: Hello, lovies! Been so long since I updated. But hey! I came back to also say I graduated woohoo! Nothing permanent yet, I don't want to get your hopes up with daily updates like I used to since I'll be looking for a job now, omg. But, I'd love to hear requests from you. I honestly don't know what more I should add to Cannibal Chef!Reader. I'm out of creativity lmao. THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR HOLDING OUT THIS LONG! MWAH!
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"Good morning, Miss Rosie!~"
"Y/n! Sweetheart! Here to take your order?"
"Yup!"
"Here ya go. Looks like a big order. Did something happen?"
"Unfortunately, yeah. So, Sir Alastor was in a good mood, and we went to eat at a restaurant in the circle, but the food was so inedible that Sir Alastor had to spit it out in public. Something, I've never seen him do honestly. Then after we bumped into the Vees and got into a bit of a scuffle with them. After making it back to the hotel, Sir got splashed with alcohol right in the face," you mutter, awkwardly laughing.
"Well, that's one hard day he had there. You gonna make him something then?" she asks flashing you her sharp teeth.
"Mhm! I was thinking of making hotpot or a casserole. He must be famished after such a tiring day," you smile.
You then hear the bell tower chiming then whipping your head to see the time.
"Well, that's my cue. I'll see you around Miss Rosie!" you called before leaping from building to building.
"Take care, dear!"
You arrive at Alastor's room where you hear the bathroom door close and hear the rushing water after. You nodded to yourself as you walked to the kitchen he conjured just for you and tied your hair back to prep your meal.
After leaving it on the stove with a timer on. You strolled back into the living room and picked up Alastor's drenched clothes into the laundry chute for you to deal later. Of course, not before you took his handkerchief and took a whiff of it. Eyes drawing into hearts that in delight.
Amidst your happiness, the handkerchief got tugged away and thrown into the chute along with the rest of them. Alastor stands behind you, still dripping with water from the bath. Chest bare-naked and red shorts around his waist, and his towel on top of his head as his hair stuck on his forehead.
"Come on now, if you wanted one you could have just asked, sweetheart," he says with a smirk before pinching your pouting face.
He turns away from you and sinks into his favorite chair with a drawled sigh. You compose yourself and slowly walked beside him after.
You pursed your lips and pouted, "You just don't understand the smell fresh from the source, Sir Alastor."
"Oh, believe me. I know the feeling," he chuckles, waving his hand as shadows appear under you and lifted you onto his lap. He embraces you and sniffs from your collar, as you stared at him with shaky heart filled eyes as he stares back with his half-lidded ones.
"I-I never knew you were this cheeky, Sir," you stutter under your breath nervously. Your hands on his chest while he purrs under you snuzzling closer and closer.
"There are many things you don't know yet," he mutters as he grazes your neck with his teeth then his eyes flicker from your neck to your eyes and asks, "Would you like to learn?"
"I'd love to." <3
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harleehazbinfics · 1 year ago
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... It's already May.. that's so freaky 😭
Time is weird, i was just obssessing over fictional men while drowning in work. Says a lot about my coping mechanisms.
Anyway, Happy May guys!
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Absolutely Smitten [Can we? continuation]
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a/n: hi im back with more word puke. enjoyyyy
song credit: Dodie - Absolutely Smitten
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A few months later...
"Your highness, are you sure about this?" Mary, my handmaid, worried asked in a shushed tone as she followed after me in the crowded city.
"Oh, Mary! It's fine~ No one here even recognizes me with this disguise on! It'd be a waste to let the day pass by without seeing the festival for myself!" you say joyfully as you held her wrist and dragged her with you, while your knight followed after you obediently also dressed as a mercenary.
You dragged her to all sorts of places in the kingdom. Eating street foods, playing with the children while they braided your hair (that was dyed), and sang and danced with the people in the plaza.
You laughed as you got passed to another partner in the dance. You were met with a familiar shade of red and yellow eyes.
It was his majesty!
"Lucifer—!" your exclamation was cut short when he shushes you with a playful look in his eyes.
"Shh, you'll blow my cover, love," he jests before tugging you to the rhythm of the music.
"I-I thought you couldn't come," you reply feeling happy to be sharing this dance with him.
"It'd break my heart to see you dance without me. Of course I'd come if it's you," he confesses fondly at you.
You blush and beam him a smile. You honestly did think you'd go through the day without dancing with your husband in the festival that the both of you planned for the people.
You were truly excited to take part on the first day of the festival. Though, you didn't want to be a spectacle and cause a commotion that'll hinder the people from enjoying their day with their friends and family. So, you opted for a cover.
You invited Lucifer of course, but due to the piled-up work that needed his attention, he said he couldn't attend with you. Truly this was a pleasant surprise to see him now with you. His usual blonde hair was now colored black and red cheeks nowhere to be found. You'd recognize immediately his eyes and the way they shined mischievously. That was your husband alright.
"You're staring," he says twirling you.
You smile and answer, "You still look handsome with black hair."
He chuckles and bows his head, "Why, thank you, fair maiden."
"Unfortunately, for you my good sir. I'm happily married to my husband," you played dramatically.
"He must be the luckiest stud alive if he could have your hand in marriage," he continues.
"That he is," you finish with a giggle.
She knows this feeling all too well,
She feels her heart begin to swell,
Handsome stranger, you have made her insides turn to jelly.
You laugh and shriek as he tosses you in the air, still doing the dance together.
She wants to dance around the room,
Kiss you until her lips turn blue,
You hug his neck once you landed back into his arms. Him securely holding onto you also liking how you were squeezing him.
But handsome stranger, you have made her wonder,
Is she pretty?
He pecks your cheek as he sets you down and runs off with you leaving your attendance in a panic.
But it's too late,
She believes in fate.
You look at him in bewilderment following after him.
She's absolutely smitten,
She'll never let you go.
You laugh once again and run alongside him as you escaped your maid and squeezed his hand tightly.
That girl just there, yes, she's the one,
With Cupid's arrow in her bum
You were standing in front of a stall that sold cotton candy. You pointed to the candy that was bigger than the size of your head. Lucifer smiled at you so lovestruck at how adorable you were being in front of him.
Handsome stranger, you have made her happy,
The first in a long time
You stuff his mouth full of cotton candy and laughed at his reaction. He was wide-eyed shocked at the sweetness that was stuck in his teeth. You would have fell over if you hadn't held onto his arm.
He shakes his head playfully and straightens you up his arms before swiping his hand across your face to tame your now unruly hair.
He leans towards you and bumps your heads together with a smile before whispering, "You're so adorable and, oh so, beautiful. I love everything you do. I love you."
Did you just whisper in her ear?
Words she only dreamed to hear?
You cover your mouth with red dusting your cheeks from his confession. You've never been confessed to so sincerely before. It was thrilling and it made your heart feel full being loved by someone you loved.
Pretty lady, look at how he's smiling,
I think he likes you.
You stare at his red eyes that was tinted in orange hues from the light. He looked at you so intently as if he was being enchanted. Any bystander would take notice of his affection towards his lady.
But it's too late,
You believe in fate.
You bashfully took his face in your hand and leaned closer to him for an emotional kiss.
You're absolutely smitten,
You'll never let her go.
"I love you, Lucifer," you whisper as you broke the kiss somewhat breathless.
He practically beams as radiant as the sun and engulfs you in a hug lifting you off your feet. Elated that you finally said those words to him.
"No take backs now, (Y/n)! You said it yourself!" He exclaims twirling you both around til you were dizzy.
"Alright, alright! You win!" You call joyfully clutching onto his clothes.
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