28 years - I'm just here for the funny stuff. I queue 50% of my posts so no one notices I'm comatose 90% of the day. 3D modeler and recreational hypnotist
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i fucking love tumblr on new years i scroll past a glittertext gif wishing me a happy 2002 i scroll past my mutual wishing me a happy 2018 i scroll past a gifset wishing me a happy 2013 i scroll p
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ik I haven't been active on here lol but I expect you guys at my house with presents and at least one cake. balloons optional, and any clowns will be hunted for sport
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punish your followers by posting on the blog they chose to folllow
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this is how HM/TMs work in pokemon games
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Yeah, I do think your incessant craving for someone to nurture you is hot
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(trying to flirt) can i be your problem
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babygirl you have made so many concerning posts in a row, i think i might be in love with you
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This is going about as well as I expected, which is unfortunate on account of my horrible expectations.
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The picture I sent my mom:

The picture I sent my husband:

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i’ve been diagnosed with needy and annoying disease. i will be put down now.
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im your lame ass mutual and you love me
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anyone wanna fall madly obsessively in love with a mid bitch like me
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