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isaac.

Ike hesitated- he did not actually have a plan. “It’s classified,” he said.

“excuses, excuses.” harper shook her head, a bemused look gracing her features as she crossed her arms over her chest. “that’s all you got for me?”

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wren.

“i agree, nothing like celebrating valentine’s in the city of love, it makes me happy even when i’m single. i don’t know what i’ll do when we’ve graduated, how am i supposed to spend valentine’s day in some city in the states? it won’t be the same.”

“you could always just stay here for college, unless you have your heart set on a school in the states. we’ve been so spoiled here, i don’t see how i’m supposed to live anywhere else after we graduate. i might have to stay here, for my own sanity.”

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james.

“Hey, if you’re stupid enough to wander in the catacombs without a map you deserve to get lost….I learned that the hard way. Okay true, and then they always ask the wrong people for advice on how to speak it. Like no, I’m not going to help you, especially if you’re some jock fuckboi. Go use google translate.”

“you walked into the catacombs without a map? honestly, i can’t say i’m surprised. but, i mean, i’m not saying that i’m any good at french, because i’m not, but google translate kinda sucks sometimes. trust me, i’ve gotten called out several times in class because my conjugations were wrong.”

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isaac.

“And how exactly do you want me to do that?”

“by showing me you have a plan. duh.”

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james.

“Yeah my sense of humor is buried somewhere in all of this,” he gestured up and down his body. “What are some things you’ve heard?”

“god, i’ve heard so many things. for example, i heard a story about how a bunch of freshman got lost in the catacombs for a day. that was a wild one. also, listening to them speak french is pure comedy because they just can’t do it. it sounds like they’re making up their own language, to be honest. kids these days are so odd.”

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mitch.

“I know you are. What else is there to have? they don’t even do pancakes right here— there’s no like, traditional breakfast. Wait a minute, you’ve had homemade croissants? from who?”

“i mean, you could always have cereal. but that’s so boring and we are definitely not boring. oh, did i say homemade ? sorry, that’s classified information. if i tell you, i might have to kill you.”

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isaac.

“You’re looking for verification because you don’t think I’ve got a plan.”

“oh, i know you don’t have a plan. that is, unless you’re willing to prove me wrong.”

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Text ✉️ blair 🍾

blair: do you know what happens when you put a grape in the microwave?

blair: it blows up

blair: in other news my smoke dector does indeed work

harper: shit fr???

harper: are there grape guts all over your microwave now?

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mitch.

“glad to see our incredibly long friendship is dependent on whether or not I like croissants. They’re just so m e h to me now, I dunno’ what it is.”

“i’m just messin’ with ya, buddy. you know, sometimes i get like that and then i try eating something else for breakfast and i snap right out of it. nothing beats homemade croissants. nothing.”

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isaac.

Ike scoffed, seeing his facade begin to unravel. “I don’t need to prove myself to you, Arnault.”

“prove yourself ? who said i was asking you to prove yourself ? is being curious really such a crime ?”

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wren.

“it is, and yes of course, all that chocolate. plus, i remember in elementary school when we’d have to bring in candies and everyone would share and stuff. it was such a pure time. gosh, i love valentine’s day.”

“ah, those were the best times of my life, i swear. not to mention, living in paris has made me appreciate the holiday so much more. i think experiencing valentine’s day here is something that everyone needs to have on their bucket list.”

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james.

“You wish,” he teased back, bumping her back. “Alright, I’ll admit that sometimes it can be the slightest bit amusing. People around here really do say some of the strangest things.”

“i told you ! it really is pure entertainment. especially if you listen to the young ones, they only talk nonsense.” she shook her head at the thought, arms folded over her chest. “see, i knew you had a sense of humor underneath that facade of yours.”

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“I’d never thought I’d say this but… I think I’m tired of croissants.”

“wait... you’re kidding, right ? sorry, we can’t be friends anymore if you don’t like croissants. 

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wren.

“i know i’m single, but i can’t wait for valentine’s day. we’re in the city of love after all, and i know that it should make me feel worse about being single but it doesn’t. not really. tomorrow, it’s just gonna be me, paris, and venus de milo.”

“no seriously, valentines day is seriously one of the best holidays and not because of all the chocolate i get to eat. it’s just all good vibes, ya know ? everyone just loves each other for one and day and it’s awesome. 

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isaac.

Ike crossed his arms, offended. “Hey, how do you know I haven’t? It’s just a pickup line, you know, starting off cool.”

“it’s just mere speculation, but feel free to prove me wrong. what is your game plan then ? you’ve got me hooked, i’m genuinely curious now.”