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hello one and all you have reached my blog wow that sounds like a voicemail, doesn't it? anyway. i'm harper olivia lynn but you can call me harper. you'll either see me in los angeles or san francisco where i work as a make up artist and hair stylist. sometimes to the stars sometimes to nobodies that want to get their make up done in m.a.c. i'm usually a busy girl but it's a blessing they invented smart phones and apps to keep up with social media and the lives of people. anyway. you'll learn that i'm from boston, but went to school in new york at one of the best beauty schools. have a nice day.
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Hm.... Nope.
Gift swap. You don’t have friends? Family?
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Yup, it was funny tbh. Ew, that sounds lame and boring. I’m sorry for your wasted time.
You tripped a kid? Like, straight up sticking your foot out? That is… um… okay? It’s a strange and kind of sort of cruel way to spend your free time on, but okay. I haven’t done anything exciting myself, besides decorating the house with my siblings, but that’s pretty much it.
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It's a natural thing.
Yup, that’s exactly what happens.
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Oh yes, totally.
The highlight of my day was tripping some kid. I should feel terrible, but alas I do not. Anyone else do something exciting?
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You don’t have to check on me, I’m fine. I’m not surprised it happened. History repeats itself and what not.
Alright, well that’s good. I’m just checking.
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I’m perfectly fine. I have no reason to be otherwise.
What about you?
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Yeah, yeah, nothing did.
Well, I hope nothing bad happened to said kid.
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Maybe? Who knows.
Are you asking me?
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Because I can?
Why did you do that?
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It’s the life when people suck. Tell Josh Jennifer misses him.
That’s the life, huh? I’m am about to enjoy a 72 hour shift at the station. The usual.
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He cried to his mom but I walked away. Didn’t really care for anything that ws going to be said, tbh.
Did the kid even say anything back?
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@harperlynn: I'm joining a cult dedicated to unicorns.
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I am! As I did last night and the night before, etc, etc, etc. What are you enjoying?
Enjoying your drink?
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No, he was there and I just felt like doing it. Simple as that.
Do you just wait around for an innocent child to prey on? But, nah, I think you actually had more fun than I did, apparently.
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Sooooooooo.
You’re welcome.
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Thank you for agreeing.
I guess.
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People are just dumb - as are relationships.
People do it just as much as they have sex. It’s natural and it shouldn’t be frowned upon. Yeah, I don’t have one anymore.
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