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Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

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a mouse with his wheel of cheese bc he did an excellent job

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I am not immune to best friends who are in love with each other

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★ gax equestrian girls ( 〃▽〃) !!

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he got the jumpies

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instead of doing the race they should have just held nico rosberg hostage in the commentary box and kept asking him about lewis.

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my favorite genre of commentary is crofty ragebaiting nico rosberg over his relationship with lewis hamilton

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Posting the flowchart I followed years ago at the beginning of my career lol The Magnus Archives was my first podcast and did irreparable damage to my worldview about fiction audiodramas

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dynamics as percieved by me (zoom in)

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thank you guys for playing blogs with me

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tom lehrer up in that great big park in the sky, poisoning pigeons for all eternity. peace out king ✌️

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lewis magic ✨

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I sit down across a table from someone. their hair is damp and they are visibly trembling. I say "okay. go again: what's your problem with consumerism and mass production." they pause for a long time. they break into a cold sweat. I raise a single eyebrow. "it's..." they begin, unsure of themself. "it's just... these stupid, silly girls are so shallow and obsessed with their image, they need to fit in with the trends and one up each other, they're such vacuous mindless consumers with no deeper sense of art or spirituality or independence--oh fuck" they stop as I have once again splashed them with a large bucket of ice water for the fifteenth time in a row.

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I FEEL SICKKK WTF IS WRONG WITH HIM

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MUTUAL I HAVE DECIDED IS COOL LIKED MY POST

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lets not think about marci posting a bunch to his socials about how excited he is about his home race

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it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback