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"I just actually watched my barista put my bacon on my cream cheese bagel with his bare hands. Needless to say, I need a new coffee shop to do my work at."
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"You know, you live in New York City, so you could just walk down the street at 8am with your headphones on full blast and get the same effect. Lots of sweaty people bumping past you. Done."
βapparently my parents took a trip to attend coachella for the sole purpose of seeing lady gaga. iβm kind of bitter they didnβt invite me, i imagine the people watching there is phenomenally entertaining.β
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