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nice thighs dude fuck i'm sorry i meant thighs i mean thighs i fuck dude i'm sorry i meant thighs i mean thighs i mean i'm sorry i'm sorry i mean your thighs YOUR THIGHS
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anyone else’s boulder heavier this morning??
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if sparkling water has 1,000,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1,000,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10,000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1000 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 100 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 10 haters i am one of them. if sparkling water has 1 hater i am that hater. if sparkling water has 0 haters i am no longer on this earth. LIKE and SHARE if you are a TRUE SPARKLING WATER HATER
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Fuck man, people seriously have nothing else better to do, like why are you posting anti posts in the regular tag? Literally nobody here wants to see your pessimistic bullshit. Keep the anti in the anti.
This website is fucking cancer lol it never fails
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Ereri’s constant copying/mirroring in almost every official art! 😍👀🥺


Their pose! It’s their similar facial expression for me! 🤧



‘Tell me you’re dating without telling me you’re dating’ 👀👀👀



Ah, the constant fuel for Ereri is unmatched! 😍
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Shoutout to the comedy duo of TSA agents I just encountered, one of whom called me "sir," the other of whom called me "ma'am," both of whom apologized in unison, each thinking the other was right
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AO3 has gone down
sirs. that is my emotional support.

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🌸 Things of AOT you should know about by now 🌸
In an interview, Hajime Isayama stated that Hange Zoe does not have an official gender but leaves it to the reader's imagination.
According to a Japanese survey, more than half of the fans forgot that Armin also had a tragic past and that he is an orphan.
Levi was accidentally created when Isayama was scribbling ideas.
Reiner Braun's name is of Old Norse origin and means "the conciliatory warrior."
Historia Reiss is the only one of his family to be recognized by the people as the true royalty of the walls.
Aspects of Levi's design and his personality are based on Rorschach from Watchmen.
Isayama revealed that of all the veterans of the Recon Corps, Moblit is the one who consumes the most alcohol due to his "unfortunate" position (Hage's right hand).
In the anime, Eren's titanic form possesses a third eyelid common to predatory species. This can be seen when Eren blinks several times in episode 8. It is unknown if the titan possesses this feature in the manga.
The city layout in Shingeki no Kyojin is based on Nördlingen, Germany.
It is said that Isayama named Mikasa after an ocean-going ironclad ship of the Imperial Japanese Naval Force because of his belief that a series with female characters named after famous warships would be successful.
Levi has the title of “leader of the soldiers” (heishichō: usually translated as “Captain”) in the Recon Corps. However, his friends and subordinates often call him by a shorter title “lance corpo” (heichō). This has led to the belief that he is actually a lower-ranking soldier than he actually possesses.
The armored titan is based on Brock Lesnar, an American professional wrestler and former mixed martial arts fighter.
Annie uses Motai, the most brutal fighting style in the world.
Armin's birthday, November 3, is celebrated in Japan as Culture Day, a holiday that promotes study, culture, and fine arts.
The scene where Eren carries the rock to close the hole in Wall Rose is reminiscent of the Greek titan Atlas, who carries the celestial sphere on his shoulders.
Ymir spent 60 years as an original titan and did not age a day until she regained her human form. This suggests that she is physically and mentally 17 years old, but her chronological age is between 70-80 years old.
At 6'5" (196 cm), Mike was the tallest human character of all.
Marco's birthday is June 16, ironically it's the middle of the year and when he died only half of his body appeared.
The flare gun, or smoke gun in Shingeki no Kyojin, are like catapults with needles. Sparklers are paint stored in a can under high pressure. When the trigger is pulled, a needle hits the can, causing the pressure to be released and the shot to be sprayed, leaving paint in its path.
Eren's name comes from Turkish culture. Its exact meaning is “one who progresses and attains divine maturity and sacred wisdom”.
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The day Eren realizes that, not only is he tall enough and strong enough to lift Levi up, but also that he’s willing to risk Levi’s wrath to do so, is the day everything changes.
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Illustration for Wait and Hope by @mightbewriting.
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My grandfather was a brick mason and my mom worked jobs with him, and this resulted in me effectively getting a bricklayer’s apprenticeship because I wound up on job sites all the time because they had nothing else to do with me.
I have Very Strong Opinions about brickwork. Very Strong. Also, get me some brick and I can build you a house.
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the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy is presents a romance-style female-focused fantasy adventure, which is rare for blockbuster movies.
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Is this the where is my berries dude??
happy fall
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me, interacting with another 20+ year old on tumblr:
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The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao But then we don’t have Olive Garden either
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