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Harry: Hey. Thank you. Harry: I am doing great. Taking part in the Club World Cup in the USA at the moment so busy. The children are doing great. How are you doing?
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OSCAR: hey, man, thanks for connecting! OSCAR: you doing alright? how're the kids? @harrykane-hf
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HarryKane: Now lets get some more goals tomorrow.#ontotheknockouts
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HarryKane: Its for people who haven't got anything better to do. And I don't quite agree with you about that comment.
bbnomula: hacking is for losers who need to get laid. (I am also a loser who needs to get laid, but that's unrelated)
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Harry: Yeah, I can't believe it has been that long. Oh, that does sound great the way you are saying that. And yes, you might be asleep after the two sips, but it would be a good two sips.
Vanessa: Since 2017? That's brilliant! Oh, I’m counting on that first sip being absolutely divine. I’m already romanticising it in my head, candlelight, soft music, one perfectly chilled glass... and me probably asleep after two sips. But yes, you’ve got a point. The wait will make it taste all the sweeter.
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ᴏ́ꜱᴄᴀʀ ɪꜱᴀᴀᴄ ʜᴇʀɴᴀ́ɴᴅᴇᴢ ᴇꜱᴛʀᴀᴅᴀ, 𝟒𝟔, ʙɪꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟ. ꜱᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴ ᴀᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴏᴄᴄᴀꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴘɪᴄᴋꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱɪɴɢꜱ.
i'm looking for... someone who i can talk and laugh with for hours, but also someone who i can sit comfortably in silence with for just as long.
my simple pleasures... singing while cooking, homemade coffee in the morning, impromptu dances, watching the sun rise and fall, laughing until your face hurts.
one thing i'd love to know about you is... when do you most feel like yourself?
two truths and a lie... i wrote a play entirely from the perspective of a reluctant platypus. i successfully learned guitar and started a band to unsuccessfully impress a crush. i was expelled from school more than once.
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Harry: It should do. I have been doing it since 2017. Haha. You will hav to wait a while. But just think about how good it will taste after all that time, compared to someone who has something every weekend.
Vanessa: And rightly so, Captain Kane does have a nice ring to it. You're right though, I’ll be able to indulge again eventually… just not any time soon. I’ve probably got a solid year or more to go without a single drop, growing a human now, then nursing after. So yes, no drinks in my foreseeable future.
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HarryKane: There was a reason I was made captain of the England team. Haha. I do have a drink or two. It just isn't that often because I am ever training, playing, or with the children. Oh, you will be able to have one before you know it.
Vanessa: Right, how could I forget I’m dealing with the world’s most responsible man? Honestly, it’s admirable, meanwhile, I’m over here dreaming about espresso martinis I can’t have.
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HarryKane: I don't have a clue. Even if you don't get found out there and then, you will at some point. So why carry on. @/tomhardy
Tomhardy: @harrykane. The part I really don’t understand is when we know they’re lying but they continue? I know I’m an average actor but it definitely shows on my face for some context clues haha
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It can. It is just getting there. Oh, I guess it is like that but it still doesn't make it hurt any less.
True, and if it can happen once, it can happen again. Second and third place are still a place on the podium at the Olympics. Something to be proud of.
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Harry: There is. And there will be one this Club World Cup finishes. Haha. It does seem lie that. You do realize you are talking to someone who doesn't really drink.
Vanessa: Good! I’m glad to hear there’s at least some downtime in the chaos. You’ll need it with all that bouncing between countries, makes my press tours look positively local. You need to have some cocktails so I can live vicariously through you. I can't drink for the foreseeable future.
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Harry: I am. I already was with the travelling between the UK and Germany. Throw in when I have travelled for games too. I am sure someone is doing that. Probably planning it as I speak. Oh, I do get some downtime.
Vanessa: That’s quite the whirlwind , you really are racking up the air miles, aren’t you? I hope someone’s keeping track so you can cash in on a proper holiday after. Do you at least get a bit of downtime in between matches, or is it all go, go, go?
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HarryKane: I can't imagine having dark hair. Not even if someone paid me to do it.
DCAMERON: bye bye blonde hair 👩🏻
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HarryKane: What would you say was acceptable? I mean, I now there are some that are quiet, but I can't say I have heard someone really loud. Just the usual volume.
JSUDS: I have never in my life heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
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Harry: Oh, don't get me started on children's TV shows. Considering my 4 children range from the ages of 8 and and almost 2, I think the shows they watch all just blur into one. As for any personally, I haven't really got into one lately because I have been so busy.
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Taylor: i think i've watched shows i never expected too and enjoyed them more than i thought. ever have that happen to you? for me, because my almost one year old twin daughters it's 'bluey' but for me personally just a lot of 'rupaul's drag race'.
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Harry: Yes. I am a busy boy. Oh, I will get to rest for a little while after that. It is all over the plcae. For the group stage games, its Cincinnati, Miami and Charlotte.
Vanessa: Two England games and then straight to the US? You really don’t slow down, do you? Remind me never to complain about long press days again. Where in the States are you headed?
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I mean, we have....just many many years ago. As for getting close, we have got so close. Just not close enough.
I believe it, man. There's only so many countries that have even won international titles. But you guys have gotten pretty close in the Worlds and Euros, the past few times.
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HarryKane: Ready for the game this evening. Lets go! ⚽🦁🦁🦁
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