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Jack O’Connell as Oliver Mellors in Lady Chatterley’s Lover (2022) dir. Laure de Clermont-Tonnerre
#posting lady chatterley on main makes me feel like speaker mike johnson & son tracking their porn habit together 🫥#but instead of my son i’m bothering all 763 of my closest long distance friends with jack o’connell’s tits#lady chatterley's lover
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Jack O'Connell as Oliver Mellors in Lady Chatterley's Lover I really loved Jack in this role, somehow it felt like an AU of Paddy Mayne after the war. Returned to the quiet countryside, isolated and alone. Such a little charmer!
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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.
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two characters: flirty banter, clearly getting off on the power dynamics between them
people who are scared of going to hell for masturbating: he loves him like a son
me, hauving covid: can he call him that while they fuck
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

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overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"
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okay now I'm curious and I dunno if this is really such an archaic foreign thing to young people today or if I'm just out of touch
Please reblog, I'd love to see a lot of responses!
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tumblr on the computer is actually so transcendent i feel that very few understand this anymore... this was the way that your ancestors blogged.
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Accepting the consequences of my poor choices is a privilege because im still breathing
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