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i just need to repost my own damn tags from here because I am cracking myself the fuck up

like just imagine eddie's torment, finally realised he wants to bone his bff, horny as hell, but buck's surrogate dad is back from the dead and wants to make up for 30 years of lost time. and eddie is also over the moon that bobby's okay! so he would need to be some kind of monster to TURN BOBBY AWAY when he surprises them at 10am with his weed whacker and a bag full of groceries because he knows buck was bitching about yardwork and also he has a new recipe they should try out :))) jump cut to eddie in the station gym frantically/hornily working out again

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Saw a post making the whole 'shannon rolling in her grave because the kid she birthed looks like her ex husbands situationship.'

And then I looked at the comments where several people were talking about how actually Eddie just has a type and Shannon and Buck look alike.

And like-

They kinda do

And, these are some of the best examples for this.

So, now I am of the belief that, yes actually, Chris does look exactly like his mom, it's just that his mom happens to look like the man his father is totally in love with.

I've also been people mention that 'Eddie doesn't have a type he dated Marisol and Ana' and like, yeah he did.

But.

As I've seen several people mention before they were women Eddie felt that he needed to date.

He felt obligated to because it's what was expected of him.

These women are two lovely, Hispanic ladies that are good with his son.

Things his parents have told him he should find.

Buck and Shannon are the opposite, and are fantastic with Chris.

Shannon for obvious reasons loves Christopher, and her and Eddie obviously had a kid together for a reason even if their marriage wasn't for good ones they did love each other at one point.

Buck, he has no obligation to love Christopher or even interact with him in the way that he does. He could just be Eddie's best friend, or a family friend that Christopher sometimes hangs out with.

But, no. He actively chooses to be a part of Christopher's life, to love and care for him in similar if not the same ways as Shannon and Eddie.

This is something that I think draws Eddie to him.

Though obviously Shannon and Buck are nothing a like so Eddie's attraction to him isn't soley based on looks.

Anyway they totally look a like and I've spent to long typing this because at work. And work has had overtime last and this week meaning I work 5 12 hour shifts.

I'm tired.

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My take on the apple trend!

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I love that Eddie said “this doesn’t change a thing between us” after Buck came out to him, and both he and Buck took it as gospel so much so that Buck’s actual boyfriend broke up with him because of it.

Eddie said “so you like men? Cool, you having a boyfriend doesn’t mean we can’t still be husbands. You can just bring him along on our dates, and I’ll make sure to be there during all of your dates too.” And Buck said “Perfect, that makes total sense. You and Tommy were friends first so obviously he will love having you around during all the key moments of our relationship, and he will definitely not feel threatened by your ever constant presence.”

Then they hugged and Eddie went home to tell his girlfriend who moved in a day ago that she should move out.

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You know what? For Buck and Eddie's wedding, I don't want it to be all cute and romantic. I fully want it to be 100% authentic to their true selves. I need it to be chaotic. As if they're trying to plan things perfectly, but somehow things turn into chaos. I expect the hangover type of crazy, where everyone wakes up in different places and have no memory of what the fuck happened.

Where's Bobby? He's somewhere out in the middle of a cow pasture. He's supposed to officiate the wedding. He knows he didn't drink that--

"Bobby!" he hears behind him. Bobby turns to see Athena in all her glory, a bedsheet wrapped around her riding a horse.

"Thena?"

"Brownies again."

Bobby groans. Damn it.

Hen wakes up in a ball pit, and glasses are nowhere to be found. Karen's hair is purple.

"Please tell me that's fake," Hen croaks, reaching out at the black tattoo drawing on her wife's face. Thankfully, it rubs away. "Thank god."

Chim wakes up in a bathtub, but he's handcuffed to Ravi, who's wearing booty shorts, a shredded crop top, and is covered in glitter. He's also wearing Maddie's heels and a suspiciously real belt that should belong to a particular cop.

Maddie wakes up in bed, rolls over to see Eddie, who's staring back at her in horror. They both shout, Maddie instinctively slapping him and shoving him off the bed.

"Why are you in my bed?!"

"Your bed?! This is--not my bed." Eddie glances everywhere. Maddie does too. "This is neither of our beds."

"Howie?!" "Buck?!" they both shouted at the same time.

"in here!" they heard a groan coming from the bathroom. Maddie wobbles out of bed, head hurting like a bitch and shoves the door open.

Chim was propped up in the bathtub, Ravi slumped over on him snoring away.

"I really hope Athena's keys are somewhere."

Eddie glances around, looking in the hot tub, and shakes his head. "Buck?!" he shouts, leaving the bathroom and searching the rest of the room.

"Where's my phone?!"

"Oh, god, what happened?" Maddie massages her head. "I can't remember.

Eddie scrambles when he hears his phone going off. He upturns the bed and finds it wedged under the mattress.

It was a conference call between Bobby and Hen. He accepts the call.

"Where is everyone?" Bobby blinks hard. He groans in pain as well. "Headcount, please."

"Hen and I are here," Karen says. "Well, she's actually throwing up now. Also, someone puked in her shoes." We were in a ball pit, I have no clue. We climbed back out, and now we're in the bathroom."

"Uh, Maddie, Chim, and Ravi are here with me--does anyone have Buck?" Eddie asks, trying to peer closer at Bobby's view and Karen, as if Buck would magically appear.

"What the hell happened last night?!" Athena swears. "I don't have my belt at all."

"Uhh, Ravi's wearing your belt," Chim says. "Damn, no key."

Athena sighs. "Least it's safe."

"Buck isn't picking up," Hen croaks. She damn near lost her voice.

"Oh god," Maddie says.

"We get married in like, eighteen hours!" Eddie shouts. "Where's my fiancé?!"

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I need the 118 going out to a facility where they train the K-9 dogs. Everyone is like, "Where did Buck go?" and they turn to see him with arms full of Malinois and German shepherd pups.

He safely deposits them in a secure area, though Eddie snickers, telling Buck he missed one and points behind him. Buck, confused, turns around and glances everywhere but doesn't see any pups. He remembers he didn't drop any or see any follow after him.

Unbeknownst to him, one maligator pup is biting and dangling on to the back of his turnouts, definitely not letting go anytime soon.

"Buck, quit playing around and put the dog back!" Bobby shouts, making Buck sputter.

"I don't--where's the other dog?? Guys??" Buck spins around. "Is--Is there one on me?!"

Hen swats Eddie. "Go help him."

"Fine, fine," Eddie chuckles, going after Buck with a dog on his turnout coat.

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sometimes i’m chill and then i remember that eddie diaz got knocked back from the force of the lightning strike traveling through the ladder, sending him off the truck and onto the pavement, and still counted three minutes and seventeen seconds from then, immediately climbing up the ladder with no harness to try and pull back up before realizing he had to let him down, all the way until when chim and hen realized using the defib on buck wouldn’t work cause he was in cardiac arrest with no pulse and therefore chim just. climbed on the gurney that held his dead dying brother. and eddie knew it was three minutes and seventeen seconds from the strike until buck received CPR. eddie knew, because he has medical training, that the 3-4 minute drive to the hospital, with him behind the wheel and bobby next to him and hen and chim trying to restart buck’s heart, that it was gonna be at least 6-7 minutes between buck getting struck from the sky and being taken care of by doctors. that he was probably still counting when the ambulance doors opened and he jumped on buck’s gurney himself, not letting chim do it, until his hands were the ones to bring buck’s pulse back. and it worked. eddie was the one to bring buck back to life. chim announced the pulse and eddie jumped off, bobby yelled out his age and allergy, and when eddie heard someone say they’d try their best, eddie just yelled do more. he stood there crying with the people who view buck as their brother, their son, under their arms and dripping water all over the ER floor, not knowing if his buck was going to stay alive this time.

and then i’m not so chill.

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buddie proposal where eddie proposes by accident and then. takes it back. because it's not how he Meant to do it. but buck was just being so. Buck. god. and he couldn't. he couldn't keep it in. like, it happens during the most mundane moment. like, it's early morning. and eddie's huffy because buck's not there (he went out for a run) and also there's none of his favourite cereal left. and then buck gets back from his run, and he's like, i stopped off at the store. you were running low on. idk whatever the fuck eddie's favourite cereal is. and eddie just, feels warm all over. god. he loves him. so much. and he says, marry me. and buck freezes. hand halfway to a bowl. says, what? and eddie feels like he might explode. says, marry me. and buck's like, because i bought you cereal? and eddie's like, no. well, yeah. but. fuck. wait, no. i take it back. and buck abandons the bowl completely now like, you take it back? you—no. what? you can't take it back. what do you mean you take it back? and his eyes are big and wide and confused and. hurt. maybe. and eddie's like, no. i don't—fuck. i'm messing it all up. i had a plan. and buck's expression softens. and he stares. like a puppy. says, you had a plan? to— and eddie breathes out, a long sigh. yeah, buck. to propose. i had a plan. then you. you bought me cereal. and buck frowns like, it's just cereal. and eddie laughs, a little choked. says, it's not, it's. no one's ever loved me the way you love me. and the way i love you is. god, buck. sometimes it feels like my chest is. like it’s not even big enough to hold it. and buck swallows, lump in his throat, cereal abandoned. says, eddie, soft and breathless. and eddie says, so i take it back. but only because i couldn't hold it. i have a Plan. and buck's like, tears in his eyes, okay. but for the record, it's a yes. now and. whenever. however. and eddie's like, i know. reaches, grabs buck's hand and pulls, tips their foreheads together, and buck meets him halfway in a kiss, slow, lingering. pulls away and says, so, cereal? and eddie laughs, says, yeah.

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I'm sure I've said it before but I absolutely love the idea that Chris doesn't know Buck's first name. Like if someone were to call him Evan, Chris would look around in confusion trying to find who they're talking about. As far as Chris knows for the first few years of his life his second dad's name is in fact Buck Buckley until he's old enough to stop and think about it long enough to realize that's ridiculous and he must have an actual name.

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First stop of the Love Crime tour starts this weekend!! 📣😎 I'll be @FlameCon in NYC at Table A01 August 16 & 17th! I'll have a bunch of new Riso prints and zines to share! ♪───Ｏ（≧∇≦）Ｏ────♪

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eddies rant in the grocery store is so absolutely crazy girl bc he says “you know how much christopher misses you? how could you? youre not around” (which is something you could say to a wife who left without contact for two years and then Died). except he cant say that to his wife bc shes dead! and he doesnt want to be the man mad at his dead wife! so he has to say it to the next closest person: his extremely platonic coparenting best friend that he misses so badly he has to hide behind his sons sadness instead of admitting his own

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Do you guys think that maybe the reason Eddie hasn't realized his feelings for Buck yet (that we know of) is because he thinks everyone feels that way around Buck? Because who wouldn't love Buck. He even told Buck that (Tommy) will learn to love him like we ALL do. And if he doesn't then he's an idiot.

But maybe Eddie is actually the idiot here because he doesn't realize he's in love with his best friend

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i do lowkey headcanon that zeller had a bit of a crush on will at the beginning of the show and that’s why he was so mean to him

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BUDDIE + text posts/tweets (8/∞)

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Hannibal Gag Reel [4/?]

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i really cannot stop thinking about eddie “the competition” diaz. eddie “stopped speaking to me when you and i broke up” diaz. eddie “i didnt know you could bring a date to a bachelor party” diaz. eddie who was friends with tommy first, by the way. who sung his praises, because they just clicked, you know? who flew to vegas in a helicopter with tommy and had tommy circled on his calendar and played basketball with tommy (tommy drove him there, naturally) and took the chevelle to tommy’s place because tommy has a car lift, of course, and sparred with him cause he knows muay thai and they just CLICKED, you know? but i guess not that much because their friendship seems to vanish into thin air when tommy and buck start dating. “this doesn’t change a thing between us” but it changes something between eddie and tommy. eddie isn’t tommy’s friend anymore—he’s the competition. and at the bachelor party, tommy isn’t eddie’s friend anymore either, or even chimney’s friend (even though “hey, i knew chimney first”)—he’s buck’s date. and eddie didn’t know you could bring a date to a bachelor party, that’s all. it’s just interesting. to me.