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This is mine, but I'm 22 and have been taking medication for three years - my emotional dysregulation, inattention, and impulsivity was worse before I got medicated/diagnosed

Can we please admit that ADHD is also a spectrum? Some people suffer a lot more from their ADHD. There’s people that manage fairly well, or don’t feel as hindered by it. My brother is barely bothered by it, he just gets really active and does sports. I am constantly impacted by it, and I’m tired of people acting like we’re all the same. We’re not. There are moments where I can’t cook for weeks, where I can’t manage to send an email for work, meanwhile he’s running his own business successfully. Some of us are barely functioning because of our ADHD, and others seem to be thriving because of it. 

So yeah, there’s definitely degrees in it, right? 

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Henry Danger x Lab Rats

Piper : hey, how's it going ?

Henry : Bundle up everyone, it just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying

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Dedicated to @bijerbear​

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Ray: this is not some run of the mill computer hacker Kid, this is obviously someone who hates me and wants to ruin my life

Henry: well that could be anyone—

Ray: alright

Henry: what are we gonna do ?

Ray: I'm gonna call my friend at the fbi

Henry: wait, you have a friend at the fbi? Wow that is so cool

Ray: heh, yeah we're yoga buddies

Henry: and now it's not cool

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Danger Rats

Henry : “Hey Siri , power off...”

Henry : “Deactivate app?”

Douglas : “ it doesn't go like that ”

Chase : * is still Spike *

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Danger Rats pt 2

Ray : How many superpowers do you have??

Chase : well...

Henry : zero, they are bionic.

Chase: my bionic abilities are created from science, while yours made two weirdos from spider and lizard poison.

Henry : HEY

Ray : Chase got the point u were crazy to smell the poison only to get superpowers.

Henry : Dude, you are supposed to be on my side.

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no one:

man cave on 3am: *cue Schwoz and Ray playing the mission impossible theme with a kazoo*

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Some thoughts on storytelling.

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Kid Danger: [encountering The Toddler] bundle up everyone, it just got partly creepy with a 100% chance of annoying

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Henry: so you're an art cop- hope you don't plan on FRAMING us

Ray: [laughs]

Henry: sorry, this is my first BRUSH with the law

Ray: Henry, stop it. Let these men do their jobs and CANVAS the area

Cop: please don't make me get the German Sheppard

Henry:

Ray:

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Charlotte: we have the painting!

Ray: they have the painting, THEY HAVE THE PAINTING [hugs the cop] I'm free- I mean, thank you for coming, officer

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Henry Prudence Hart is a textbook golden retriever boy

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anyways if people could stop infantalizing trans men and afab nonbinary people that would be great

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If they had a kid meme

send me a pair name and I’ll tell you what I think it would be like if they had a child.

Name:

Gender:

General Appearance:

Personality:

Special Talents:

Who they like better:

Who they take after more:

Personal Head canon:

Face Claim:

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fuck Hogwarts, all my homies go to SwAG

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There are three basic categories of fic writer:

type one: fan fiction is a love letter to canon, only small changes unless it’s an au!!

type two: the source material can bite me, I don’t give a fuck

type three: horny