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Sup y’all

I feel like reviving this blog maybe so hmu with anything like drabble requests or something??

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I’m back for this one reblog and wow how wrong were we im still not okay

now im going to retreat back into my cave

What if… What if in Kingsman 2, (assuming hartwin exists) Merlin secretly knows about Eggsy’s undying love towards Harry and sends them both on an undercover mission together as - you guessed it, a married couple.

Sooooooo, what if the wedding is all part of the act?

oooooooooooooo suspense.

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:I

Well if there was anything that could ruin my mood…

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Reblog if no matter if you have 50,000 or 50 followers, you appreciate every single one. Reblog if you appreciate the messages you get, whether it's 100 or 1. Reblog if a little smile comes across your face everytime you see a new follower or message. Reblog if even though most of us aren't tumblr famous, we appreciate the little things.

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As an Australian, I approve of this version.

The Australian version of Fantastic Beasts would be

Fucking Terrifying Beasts And Where To Hide From Them

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OH WHAT SHIT I HAVE 301 FOLLOWERS? THANK YOU? I DON'T DESERVE YOUR ATTENTION GUYS ILY ALL

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oHMYGOD

GUYS I AM GENUINELY SORRY FOR BEING DEAD FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS. School's killing me right now with all this A levels shit and universities and ugh. Long story short, life was being a bih and kept me away from my hobbies like reading porn- I MEAN BOOKS AND FICS. I kind of want to make it up to u guys but im not exactly popular so idk, I'll just remind u guys that my ask box is open and im ready to scribble down some drawings or drabbles but warning, it might be really shit BUT T R U S T M E I TRIED MY BEST.

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YESSSS SLAY COLIN. SLAY

Colin Firth as Mark Darcy | Shirtsleeves edition | Bridget Jones’s Baby (2016)

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- “You don’t land in the K; you’re not in the K.”

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Always reblog guys

x

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30 day AU challenge: 2.High School

“Say cheese!”

 Super strict history teacher Harry Hart has a soft spot for certain part-time janitor.

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Favourite Eggsy Unwin Scenes:  [5/?] (Kingsman: the Secret Service) Yes… like My Fair Lady.

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^^PREACH

Me: They are so gay for each other Them: You just have your shipping glasses on

Me: *slips off shipping glasses* nope still gay Them: …..

Me: Maybe YOU should take off the heteronormative blindfold Them: …..

Me: Just sayin’

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B R I N G B A C K T H E H Y P E

A message from an old friend.

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me, reading fluff: toes curling, biting lower lip, softly whimpering, has to stop every few minutes to scream internally

me, reading smut: nothing. literally nothing. could be reading it over sunday breakfast with family

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Reality

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Omfg this brings me back to that one fic where Harry was Hades and Eggsy was Persephone and it was the best fic ive ever read omg Go check it out, it's by the amazing @persephoneggsy http://archiveofourown.org/works/4594338/chapters/10467117

princebunbuns:

youronlyhopeishere:

princebunbuns:

futchwitch:

persephone: whos a good boys?? cerberus: :0 ??? :O ???? :o ???? persephone: youre a good boys!! all of you!! such good boys!! cerberus: :D!!!!!!! :O!!!!!!! :Dc !!!!!!!!!

Aight hold just for a quick second. Whenever I see interpretations of Cerberus, it’s generally a three headed black dog either Labrador or like this one which is a Doberman….but Cerberus could be pretty much any dog. Could you imagine Cerberus guardian of the underworld as Pugs. That’s a true terror.

True, true. But consider this:

Chihuahuaberus.