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haruhar-u · 7 days
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I’m Tired Of Always Chasin’, Chasin’ After You
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Xiyao modern au, hurt no comfort
AO3 upload
TWS: breakups, overall angst, cursing
A/N: they may be out of character as this is my first time writing for this fandom
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Lan Xichen was always slow to anger. He always had control over his temper. Whenever pissed, he always would remove himself from the situation; making sure to take a breath of fresh air. The only time he remembers actually losing it was at his brother’s husband but those two are happily married now and recently adopted a son. However, his boyfriend, Jin Guangyao, was close to pushing him over. He slept in his office instead of coming back to their shared apartment at night. The actions he took in his plot to climb the ranks at his company hurt everyone Jin Guangyao Yao was close to. His brother, father, mentor, and friends all cut ties with him. The only one who didn’t was Lan Xichen. 
Xichen wanted to give his A-Yao a chance, really he really did. However, the trust that was the glue between the two was weakening to the point where it might as well have fully dissolved into nothing. Was there really nothing between the two left? Xichen didn’t want to believe that. Surely the blossoms of his love for A-Yao were still in full bloom and hadn't withered and expired yet. 
He invited A-Yao out to their favourite cafe. It was where they had their first date and where A-Yao asked him out before that. It was a high tea place with exquisite china cups and teapots. On the platter placed in the middle of the table, there was an assortment of different cakes, macaroons, and other small baked goods. 
Xichen was surprised that this date could even happen. A-Yao was so concerned with his job that they had to reschedule multiple times because he worked too late or took on another project, pushing their date further and further back. Sometimes he even forgot to show up, leaving Xichen at the place alone. They were only able to go out today because Xichen quite literally chased after him to remind him. Xichen had this thought that occasionally popped into his mind. What if A-Yao didn’t give a fuck about their relationship anymore. Xichen knew this was an intrusive thought and tried to push it away. 
“What’s been keeping you busy?” Xichen asked him.
“I’ve received an anonymous letter detailing Qin Su.” A-Yao replied, cutting a piece of cake on his plate.
“A letter? About your assistant?”
“Former assistant, and no, not completely ” A-Yao corrected. Former? He fired her? A-Yao loved his assistant and would always sing praise about her over text, phone, and in person to Xichen. Why would he fire her?
“Not completely?” Xichen asks, confused. 
Complete and utter silence from A-Yao.
“Please answer me.”
“They threatened me. They told me that all my secrets would be released unless I fired A-su.” He muttered, avoiding eye contact with Xichen. “They wanted her fired because they felt I only hired her because of nepotism.” 
Xichen let out a sigh of disappointment. “A-Yao, what if they didn’t even have your secrets? Then, you just hurt your sister for nothing.” 
“Babe, I had no choice! What if they did know? Then what would I have done if they were released?”
“Did you want to fire her?” 
“No! Like I said, I didn't really have a choice. Maybe they were right, maybe it was nepotism.” 
“How could you not have a choice. She was your assistant, a part of your branch at work. Besides, if you felt it was nepotism, why would you hire her in the first place?” Xichen scolded 
“I-I was pressured into it by my father a few years ago.”
Xichen settled down. “I see.” 
“I was just scared this person would just reveal the fact that I got my father and brother fired just last year..” 
“You what?” 
A-Yao looks him dead in the eye, pleadingly his voice shaking. “I-I felt I had to. But, babe, you don’t have to worry. You know I’d never hurt you, right?” 
Xichen snaps at him, standing up and putting his hands down on the table, gaining attention from everyone else around. “You said you loved her. You say you love me, but how do I know that? How do I know you’re not just using me?! I just wish you’d thought things through before I you know, fell in love with you?” Fuck. Xichen can’t take that back. He does admit that he wanted to confront him about that. Not like that, though. He wanted to ask him about his worries, have A-Yao comfort him, and then tell him it’s okay and he won’t have to worry. Xichen fucked that up. That won’t ever happen. Especially considering Meng Yao’s reaction. His eyes widen, he mumbles something that looks somewhat like an apology, rummages through his wallet, leaves money to pay, and then he runs. Xichen felt he should chase after him and say he’s sorry, so he’s not the one who got away. But he can’t. He feels glued to his seat. 
After a while and a very concerned waiter who went by the name Wen Ning from his name tag asking if he’s okay, Xichen decides he’ll go home, apologize to Meng Yao, and maybe they can move past this like nothing happened? He leaves money to pay for his portion of the bill and spends what feels like forever on public transit. 
Once he unlocks the door, His apartment looks more desolate, as if something were missing. The grey colour palette looks more hostile. It reminded him of when he and A-Yao discussed painting the walls and agreed their landlord would have their heads. He walks into their bedroom when he finally notices it:All of A-Yao’s stuff is just gone, as if it were reduced to nothing by ashes. He found a note tied to a bouquet of hyacinths and rue...hyacinths and rue? Xichen wasn’t very well versed in flower language; that’s something he’d have to ask his brother-in-law about. He decided to read the note.
To my dearest Xichen,
I really cherished every moment we spent together. However, I realized I really treated you like shit. As if I didn’t give a fuck about you and as if I was only using you for protection against my father and for your status as a Lan. Towards the end of our relationship, I couldn’t give you what you deserved, and I didn’t communicate well enough with you. I want you to know I really give a fuck about you. I love you, and for that reason, I’m killing our relationship. Despite you telling me you’d die for me at one point, I feel you’re better off without me. I bid you well, my love. 
With regret,
Jin Guangyao
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haruhar-u · 13 days
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I strike fear into Xen’s notifs
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haruhar-u · 25 days
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chat just an fyi with my upcoming works I’m not as into twst as I used to be
I do have something for Grandmaster Of Demonic Cultivation/Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed in the works tho
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haruhar-u · 29 days
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mar also says he’s almost finished with one of their projects
Oooh tell them congrats :DDD
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haruhar-u · 29 days
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i’ve been told to tell you your husband is getting a rerun, you and mar shall obtain the meow meows together
WAIT WHICH HUSBAND????
I’m so sorry this is late I don’t check this account as often
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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Lowkey thought your pfp was Silver Wolf (Honkai Star Rail) and just now looked at it and was like "Welllll, that's not Silver Wolf— Silly me 🤭"
lmao. Silver wolf is slay though
it’s Kanata Yatonokami from paradox live :D
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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“The Moon proposed to the Sun”
Silver x G/n reader (romantic, fluff)
CWS: kissing
A/N: the last reupload from my old account with edits (that I forgot to upload from November when the accidental deactivation happened)
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The crisp autumn air of the forest felt cool against your skin and the leaves of the trees were spectacular shades of orange and yellow and the fallen ones crunched beneath your feet. You quite enjoyed meeting up with Silver’s woodland creature friends but there was something odd about them this particular day. The creatures were quite fixed on following the silver haired knight. Some carried flowers. You notice him try to dismiss them before you could notice, turning as pink as a flamingo. 
Eventually as the sun set and the sky was a puddle of yellows oranges and pinks, your walk led the two of you to a flower-filled clearing with a willow tree in the middle of it and you felt one of the deer nudge you and Silver under the tree. 
“Fine…” you heard him mutter. And before you could question it, he tucked a flower that one of the animals gave him behind his ear, yet he glanced shyly at the ground “-Name-, Father has been telling me to say this for a while now but, ever since you tried to teach me how to smile that fateful day; I think I may have developed feelings for you.” 
You feel your cheeks flush as he tells you that. You also had feelings for him, yet you were too shy to say it. You didn’t think he felt the same. As if the world only belonged to the two of you, you leaned in for a kiss which he returned, his lips felt soft as they brushed against yours;  you pulled him closer to your own body. That was the first and best kiss in your life. As you break the kiss, you see the biggest smile you’ve ever seen on your boyfriend’s face, you couldn’t help but smile back at him, with your arms wrapped around his hips. Today, the moon proposed to the sun and the sun said yes
Using the same tag list from my ceo novel since I realized my tag list is flawed (please dm me if you wish to be added or removed): @edith-is-a-cat @the-banana-0verlord @angelhairpastawithherbs @v-anrouge @twistwonderlanddevotee @ferris-the-wheel @twst-om-lover @xen-blank @cheezy-moon @whspermy-name @krenenbaker
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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CEO trope deconstructed master list
chapter 1
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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matchup for @averagetoyakinnie
I match you with…
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Adam!!!
-ok if im to be frank he may judge you a bit during your meetcute
-however once you warm up to him (how long it takes may depend on wether you’re an angel or demon). I think you two would really get along
-he would like to joke along with you with your memes because after all he is the original dick.
-you could be like unhinged together
-despite your mischievous side I think you would balance each other out quite nicely, with you sometimes using your therapist dad friend side to get him to chill out
-As a date or hangout I can see you two playing instruments together, Adam on his guitar and you whichever of the 6 you prefer
-he would want to model the outfits you design so badly. Like you’re telling him his fucking boyfriend made that fit. Fuck yeah
-I feel likely during the pining phase he’d get the nicest gifts he could find in heaven to impress you (he still does albeit not as often)
-he would try to take interest in your art. He wouldn’t fully understand it however he’d be like telling everyone around (Lute is the main victim of this) that his boyfriend made that and he is super proud
Runner up: Husk
I hope you enjoyed it ^^. Also I apologize if Adam is ooc this is my first time writing for Adam or Hazbin at all actually
Matchups are open!!!
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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I might cancel my winter event requests or leave them until next winter
I’ve been struggling to find the motivation to do them. However I will upload a old silver fic from my old account I forgot to repost
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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I never knew u had a main blog I'm so sorry lulu
LMAO ITS OKAY
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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Guide for the chinese words in my novel
Didi: younger brother, could also be referring to a close younger male friend
Gege: older brother or close older male friend
jiejie: older sister or close older female friend
meimei: younger sister or close younger female friend
Names are written the other way of surname then first name, for example Li Haoyu’s first name is Haoyu and in the west would be written as Haoyu Li.
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haruhar-u · 1 month
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Just your average CEO novel yep definitely
CWs: Alcohol usage, cursing, drawn out suggestive conversation (humorously), one character mentions throwing up but doesn’t actually
Co-written with @chocolate-cat-bread and a friend that doesnt have tumblr
taglist: @edith-is-a-cat @the-banana-0verlord @angelhairpastawithherbs @v-anrouge @twistwonderlanddevotee @ferris-the-wheel @twst-om-lover @xen-blank @whspermy-name @cheezy-moon (lmk if you wish to be added or removed)
definition of chinese words used
Chapter one
The first thing I heard when I woke up was the song “Sweet Home Alabama” blaring loudly from my phone, but in Mandarin, and that was all I needed to throw off the covers and turn off the alarm, cursing my past self for losing a bet with my cousin and ending up with this ringtone. 
I checked the time and sure enough, it was 6:30. I was expected to be at work by 7:00 am.
“Oh shit, I’m gonna be late.” I quickly put my hair up in a messy bun and put on a white dress shirt, a beige plaid vest and a matching pencil skirt.
I hurried down the stairs, nearly tripping while I hastily shoved my socks on. It took all the self-control in me not to string a bunch of curses together that would make even a sailor flustered, as my socks were refusing to cooperate with me.
Once my socks weren’t threatening to slip off my feet, I headed to the kitchen to grab a slice of toasted bread and shove it in my mouth, before grabbing my shoulder bag and heading out the door.
It took me a while to unlock the car door, my head was all over the place after somehow getting the position as the CEO’s assistant. Apparently, the previous one had quit the job, leaving the position open to anyone with experience.
I applied mostly because I had experience in a few of my previous odd jobs, and also so I could finally put that degree to use. During the interview, I may have stumbled over my words quite a bit, and I was sweating profusely that I was pretty sure even the interviewer could tell.
While I was driving, I noticed two elderly people yelling at each other in the middle of the street. There were at least a dozen other cars that were stopped right in front of the arguing old people.
Why are they arguing on the street of all places? I wondered, not even irritated by the fact that I was probably not going to make it on time. More so concerned about the fact that they could get run over if someone wasn’t being careful.
“You BASTARD! I told you to wash the damn dishes, and yet here you are, eating fried donuts! Hiya!” The old lady yelled, yanking the old man by the ear, who held onto the fried donuts for dear life.
“I was going to get these fried donuts for you though, but clearly that doesn’t matter to you!” The old man snapped back.
The old lady looked even more pissed off than before, if that was even possible. “Why didn’t you do the dishes first before getting them, huh?!”
“Because the donuts were 50% off the original price, and it was the last hour before they went back to the original price, lah!” The old man said like it was the obvious thing to do. Chiu could see the logic in that, 50% off was a pretty good deal after all.
The old lady rolled her eyes, most likely used to these kinds of antics. “Fine, but only because 50% off is good deal lah, now come home and do dishes!” She then yanked the old man by the ear away from the street, ignoring his cries of pain.
I blinked, once, twice, processing the unusual yet somehow normal scene. That was… interesting. At least everything was resolved in the end, and fortunately, it didn’t seem like a domestic abuse case or anything, which is not very uncommon, much to the dismay of any normal person.
Traffic carried on as usual, and I managed to arrive at the building with at least ten minutes to spare. Patting down my hair and outfit, I walked in as professionally as I could, trying not to trip over my brand-new heels, while I headed to the front desk.
I immediately noticed a very pretty lady at the front desk, with her dark hair in a high ponytail, wearing a pale pink cardigan over her work attire.
“Oh uh, hi. I’m the CEO’s new uh…assistant.” I said and internally facepalmed myself for my blunder. First day on the job and I couldn’t even talk to my first colleague without stuttering like a fool.
The receptionist smiled, her eyes crinkling along with it. “You must be…ah, Lien Chiu? Nice name, by the way.”
I fidgeted, a bit flustered by the compliment. “Thanks, it’s um…I’m from rural Taiwan, we speak Hokkien there.”
The receptionist lady nods. “Figured as much, your accent gives it away. I’m Hujin, if you couldn’t tell already, I’m the receptionist, and I have to answer a bunch of phone calls and greet visitors and such.”
“Sounds interesting,” I say, trying to be polite. “So uh, where is the CEO’s office?”
“Ah, it’s on the 50th floor. For your sanity, you should take the elevator. About the CEO, he might be a bit busy…but I give you full permission to bother him.” Hujin winks, a mischievous smile on her face.
“Thank you.” I pretended to not notice the scheming grin on the smaller girl’s face.
She spun around in her chair. “Ah, no worries.” Hujin then paused, fixing her gaze on me like a cat. She pursed her lips together, rummaging through her purse before pulling out a pastel, rainbow star hair clip.
“Here,” She said quietly and tenderly, reaching over the desk and tucking the hair clip in my hair, pushing back my curtain bangs. I didn’t even know it was blocking my line of sight until she put it up for me. Why was it so warm all of a sudden? Why was she so close? Is there something wrong with me?
“Oh uh, th-“ I was about to say, but she waved it off.
“No need, now go on and bother my-the uh…CEO. Yeah.”
I nod, ducking my head as my thoughts swirled in my head and my heart raced at incredible speeds. If I had a strange look on my face the entire time I was in the elevator, no one commented.
The CEO had their office on the top floor in the corner. Stepping in, there was a fireplace adorned with various pictures of what seemed to be a family, and a bookshelf filled with books that looked like they were never read. There was a dark oak desk with a laptop placed on it. Behind the desk, there was a man who appeared to be in his mid to late twenties. His dark hair was mainly well kept with only a few strands astray. He wore a professional-looking suit. He was slumped over, holding his head up with his hand. He immediately perked up once he saw me. I could feel my heart beating rapidly again, and my breakfast threatening to somersault out of my stomach. I forced it back down, it would be really bad if I threw up right now.
“You must be my new assistant, correct? The last one quit after he went back to America…Oh, I’m Li Haoyu.”
“Yeah um,” I swallowed, trying to get myself to stop panicking. Stay calm, my mind unhelpfully supplied. “My name is uh…Chiu. So, is there anything I can help with? Like, um…paperwork?” I offered, trying not to sound as awkward and wrecked with nerves as I felt.
“I have my schedule in the printer.” He gestured to a fancy black printer against the back wall. “I think there might be some paperwork, I forgot to sign...not sure.”
I went to the printer and checked the inside, and sure enough, there was some unsigned paperwork. I take it out of the printer, find an empty seat and begin to sign the paperwork. It wasn’t much honestly, I just needed to sign using the company’s signature. The signature became less and less clear each time, probably because I was running out of ink.
Haoyu tapped me on the shoulder, interrupting my work, he was carrying a tray with tea on it with one hand. “Do you want a cup?”
“Oh, um, t-thank you so much.” I stammered, a bit flushed and reached out to take a cup of tea from the tray, almost dropping the cup from how shaky my hands were. I went back to signing paperwork, pressing my pen against the paper and frowning when no ink came out.
Haoyu was still there, sipping on his tea with a calm expression on his face. He looked very handsome, no doubt about it. The thought of approaching him, and disturbing him, made me more anxious than I already was.
I eventually sucked up the embarrassment, inching closer to him with the sad, inkless pen in my hand. “Um…excuse me…” I pushed on, despite Haoyu’s look of concern. “Do you have an extra pen or something? I-uh…the pen. Ran out of ink.”
He nodded, rummaged through one of the drawers of his desk and handed me a really expensive pen. “Keep it. Also, what meetings do I have for today?”
I flip through his schedule, trying to find the one that had the present one on it. “You have a meeting with two clients, they own a very wealthy private tech business. It says that they want to buy a license to sell a camera brand owned by this company. It says their names are uh…Yuen Zixuan and Huang Mingze?”
Haoyu let out a sigh. “Those two again?”
Surprise. “Wait, you know them?”
“I went to university with them…”
“Ah, I see. Am I required to come with you for this meeting?” I asked. I probably should have known if it was or not, but I may or may not have skimmed through the job description. So asking stupid questions it is.
“Not required, recommended, though.”  He probably wasn’t judging, yet it still felt like he was staring into my soul. I averted my gaze, looking at the floor, then the wall, then the wooden chair that was very, very interesting. Just so the man wouldn’t stare into my soul and figure out that my left sock had a massive hole where my ankle was.
Even though I wasn’t required, it was recommended, that was basically just another way of saying it was required, at least for overachievers like me. “I’m coming with, then,”
“Can you tell me exactly when this meeting is?”
I handed him the schedule and pointed at the timetable where the meeting takes place. “It’s at 9:30 am, so 2-3 hours or so from now.”
He nodded, “You can do whatever until then.”
“Okay, thanks.” I take a long sip of my tea, emptying the entire cup. ‘Is there…a sink nearby?” I chewed on my lip, wondering if I should even be asking. Maybe they didn’t use sinks, or maybe they had their own dishwasher because only rich people can afford dishwashers.
“Oh… I think in the staff room. Don’t worry about the cup, just leave it on the tray outside and someone will come pick it up to be cleaned.”
“Wait so I don’t have to wash it…? I mean…of course. Uh, sorry about that.” I make my way out of his office and to the staff room in embarrassment.
—-2-3 hours later—
“Hiii!” Mingze says
“Oh, uh, hello. How’s up? I mean life?” I rambled, my body at least five degrees hotter than normal from how nervous I was.
“Is Mr Li late again?” Zixuan asks, glancing down at a watch. He spoke with a Cantonese accent.
I shrug. ‘Probably. Is it normal for him to be late?”
“Yes, especially now that he doesn't have an assistant to wake him up.” Zixuan sighs. “He was notorious for being late in university.”
“Oh god, does that mean I have to be his personal alarm clock,” I grumble. “I did not sign up for this sh-to be a human clock.”
“Assuming you’re his new assistant, yes. Have fun, I was the human alarm clock 8 years ago” He says sarcastically. “Oh. He also tends to forget his wallet and phone often.”
I groan, burying my face in my hands. “So I’m going to have to be his human wallet too…”
“Luckily for you, that’s usually Huijin.” 
“The…pretty receptionist girl?”
“Yes. Don’t ask.” He checks his watch again and impatiently taps his foot.
Haoyu finally shows up 15 minutes later. “My apologies.” He takes a spot at the head of the table after pouring everyone a glass of either water or tea.
I pull the cup of tea closer to me, desperately needing an energy boost after navigating the hell that is buildings with 50 floors. “Apology accepted for now. So um, you said you wanted to buy the license for…this camera?” 
“Surely this could have been done in an email,” Haoyu says in an exasperated tone, rummaging for a piece of paper. 
“Didn’t get much sleep, did we?” Zixuan retorts, rolling his eyes. 
“Can we pretend to be civil for at least five minutes?!” I grumbled, before immediately realizing my mistake. Oh fuck. Is this really how I’m losing my job?
Haoyu clears his throat, using a fist to cover his mouth“Anyway, the licenses.” He hands Zixuan and Mingze two pieces of paper. “Sign here, then write a cheque then they’re yours.”
Mingze immediately grabs a pen and signs both cheques. “Thanks, dude! You’re the best!”
Zixuan elbows Mingze in the ribcage. “Did you seriously not read the fine print? We could be selling our souls for all we know “
“Fine print? Wait uh…oops.” Mingze said sheepishly.
“I understand, you’re not the only one who doesn’t read the fine print,” I admitted. I wasn’t quite sure what possessed me to admit something like that out loud. Maybe I was just really stupid.
Haoyu rose from his seat, “Once you have finished going over the documents please give them to my assistant, I believe this meeting is dismissed.” He was oddly cranky.
“Okay, no need to be a grump,” Mingze said grumpily as he painstakingly read the documents. Sporadically, he would look to Zixuan, who would softly pat his back with a look of affection, and then throw his head into his arms in despair. I watched very concerned as Mingze looked like he was about to rip the documents apart.
“Here, I’ll read them.” Zixuan dragged the documents from Mingze towards himself with a finger. He spent about 5 long minutes reading before signing and pushing them over to me.
“Thank you. Uh, you can go now.” I took the papers, shuffled them in order and then put them in a folder to do later because I didn’t feel like doing it right now.
After finishing all the paperwork, which took a lot longer than it should have because my wrist pain started acting up again. I let out a sigh of relief, flex my wrist and do a quick stretch before checking my cellphone. I had a couple of unread emails that were mostly just junk files and a new...text message?
Li Haoyu: I apologize for my mood earlier, may I invite you to dinner after work with Hujin nd my brother to make up for it?
Lien Chiu: It’s alright :) and sure!
Lien Chiu: Where is the place?
Li Haoyu: It’s a hot pot place best in Shanghai, around 3 blocks down. I usually get a taxi.
Lien Chiu: Oh
Lien Chiu: What time do I arrive there? You said after work, but I would like a specific time, if that’s ok :)
Li Haoyu: Right after, I’ll pick you up from your office.
Lien Chiu: Ok thanks
I turn off my phone and turn on my laptop, where I mark a bunch of emails as read and play some music while I’m at it. 
Later, I hear a knock at my office door. “Miss Lien? Mr Li wanted me to tell you that the taxi is here” An employee called.
“Coming,” I called.
Outside there wasn’t a taxi but a limo instead and Haoyu was outside casually chatting with the driver and Huijin as if they were old friends. 
“Oh hey, Chiu! Come on in!” Hujin pats the seat beside her. “Sit next to me, please! I’m so much better than Haoyu.”
“Yeah sure.” Haoyu scoffs at Hujin with a smirk on his face.
Hujin sticks her tongue out at Haoyu. “I’m obviously cuter, and at least I don’t always forget my wallet. And my keys. And my phone.” She says teasingly.
“You two…seem close?” 
Haoyu bites his lip “Friends from college.” He says rather quickly. “Also speaking of forgetting my wallet and phone…”
“NOT AGAIN!” Hujin yelled, repeatedly whacking Haoyu with a pink bunny neck cushion, which made me snort with amusement.
“I’ll e-transfer you later tonight? I’m paying by the way.” He just stared deadpan at the pink bunny neck pillow, casually blocking it with his arm. 
Hujin just glared at him. “Fine.” She paused in her relentless attack on Haoyu with the neck pillow, before whacking Haoyu with a bear plush.
“Okay, you can stop beating him…” I said, attempting to grab the bear plush from Hujin. Every time I would try to grab it, she would shove the plush in my face, perhaps she was trying to use the fluffiness to distract me, which totally wasn’t working!!
Then the limo stops in front of this fancy-ass-looking restaurant. They got out of the limo, walked in and were seated by an oddly formal hostess. At the table was a guy who looked almost exactly like Haoyu, the only difference was this dude was dressed a lot more casually and his hairstyle was slightly different. 
“Are you by any chance made in a lab?” I blurted out, before immediately having the urge to descend into the earth’s core.
“Uh…pardon?”
I looked at Haoyu and Hujin, the former with an awkward smile on his face and the latter stifling her snickers with her hand covered over her mouth.
“Well, it’s just that…You look exactly like Haoyu. Except that your hair and clothes are a bit different.”
“We’re twins.” Haoyu points out.
I mentally facepalmed. “Ah. Right. Well,” I retorted, trying to defend my honour. “In my defence, you never know if someone is made in a lab or not.”
Hujin’s eyes darkened with mischief. “You’re right actually, both Haoyu and Huifen are made in a lab. I’m the one born the standard way.”
“Hey! Stop with the conspiracies!” Huifen interjected. 
Haoyu only rolls his eyes at Huijin’s comment, “All 3 of us were born because our parents had sex.”
“Yeah, well our parents had sex in a lab and then had you guys, meanwhile I was actually born in a hospital,” Hujin replied. Meanwhile, I was recovering from shock, at Hujin’s crude sense of humour, the way she took my joke and pushed it to the limit.
“Why are you more invested in this conspiracy than me?” I asked Hujin, very concerned for the way she seemed so dead set on her opinion. 
“Dad told me it was in a private jet ...For all 3 of us” Haoyu replies, his eyes scanning the menu. 
“What?!” Huifen, Hujin and I yelled at the same time. Hujin marched up to Haoyu and poked him in the chest.
“Are you being serious or silly?!” She said, staring up at him with a scowl on her face. It was really cute, honestly.
“Dad told me because I asked why there were drawers full of condoms.” Haoyu was probably serious as he didn’t even crack a smile.
“You guys can afford to make love in a private jet?!” I shrieked, pulling at my hair.
“You can’t?” Haoyu asks dumbfounded, staring right into my soul.
“Well, I’m sorry I don’t have a million dollars to spend on a private jet!” I retorted, exasperated and recovered from a culture and lifestyle shock.
“I could let you fuck in our private jet, wait what,” Huifen said nonchalantly.
“WHAT?!” I stared at Huifen. “I don’t even know how to fuck, let alone in a private jet! Is there, like a…difference?”
“I don’t know how to fuck either.” Haoyu replied bluntly. Hujin elbowed him again, sending him a deadpan glance.
“Aaaanyway, enough sex talk, and let’s eat. I’m starving and I’d rather not starve to death while the last thing I hear is about the differences between regular citizen sex and expensive private jet sex.” Hujin declared, putting her hands on her hips.
“Bitch, we didn’t even order any food yet. We scared the waiter off.” Huifen objected
Hujin glared at Huifen. “And who’s fault is that? You gotta stop projecting on me, gēge.”
“Wait hold on, you guys are siblings?” I exclaimed. Honestly, why was I even surprised? Even without the obvious slipup, I should have figured it out long before, it was basically hinted at me since Hujin told me to be a little shit to Haoyu when I first arrived, and the fact that they said their parents had sex. Fuck me.
“Yeah, it was kind of implied when we said that we were all from our parents having sex in a private jet,” Huifen states.
“Enough with the private jet sex!” Hujin shrieked, 
Haoyu’s gaze hardened, “Do not tell anyone.” Then his gaze softens again, “Besides dìdì, maybe she thought it was a gangbang.”
“I SAID ENOUGH SEX!!!” Huijin screamed even louder, which definitely made everyone sitting at neighbouring tables concerned. If they were not already, that is.
I hold my hands up in surrender. “Okay, I wasn’t going to anyway. Although…are you sure you trust me enough to not…slip up or something?”
Hujin grabbed my hands and I nearly jumped at the sudden touch. “Of course we trust you, silly goose! Besides, we’ll just pay them a million dollars to shut them up. Now,” She grabs all of us by the arms. “Let’s go order something before A PRETTY YOUNG LADY STARVES TO DEATH!!”
Haoyu waves down a waiter and puts in an order. The waiter looks at all of them with an odd look, before gasping.
“No way! You must be…you must be Haoyu, CEO of Revocorp! And you look, wait no, are you Huifen! I love your cosplays so much! Woah,” The waiter does a double take at Hujin, who was dressed in a pink strawberry cardigan, a pastel rainbow-striped gown and brown Uggs. “Aww, aren’t you adorable!”
“Thank you!” Hujin beamed. Her smile is also cute…I think with a pang of jealousy.
“No problem, ah right, your orders?” The waiter pulls out a pen from their ear and a notepad, ready to write down our orders.
“Chiu, do you drink?” Haoyu asks.
“I drank vodka once…? Does that count?” I say.
Haoyu turns to the waiter “This set.” He says, pointing to a certain spot on the menu. Then he leans in to whisper something to the waiter “And a bottle of your most expensive wine plus 4 glasses.”
“WHAT! HOW ARE YOU AFFORDING ALL THIS?!”
“Money.”  
I glared. “Yeah, I know that, you dunce. But like, wha-we never had this back home! Oh, wait, do I have to pay my share or…” I search through my wallet, and well…I had a couple of coins, two $20 bills…and my credit card which was definitely going to expire soon.
He puts his hand on mine, “Don’t worry about it”
“Oh…” My brain short-circuited for a good moment before smiling shyly. “Thanks.”
A fit of giggles erupted from Hujin, who was shaking in her seat from laughter. Huifen nudged her, but she continued to laugh. Her laugh immediately dropped to a frown when she found that the waiter put down kids utensils, with the Doraemon bowl and colored cutlery.
“Is this…oh this has to be a joke,” Hujin grumbled.
Haoyu meanwhile was smirking at Huijin’s grumble. Wait, wasn’t he whispering to the waiter earlier?
“I think it was Haoyu’s doing,” I told Hujin, who immediately stood up and glared down at Haoyu.
“You! It was your idea for them to give me children’s cutlery! This is ruining my reputation! And I’m 26!” Hujin shrieked dramatically, miming stabbing Haoyu in the throat with the plastic knife.
“I mean…” I say, as an attempt at being a devil’s advocate. “Kids menus are cheaper?”
Hujin scrunched her nose at me before scowling at Haoyu. “You jerk! You know damn well that you can afford 3 adult meals! You could afford this entire restaurant!”
“Baby sister for a reason.” Haoyu shrugs, brushing her off.
“I’m 26…” Hujin pouts. I pat her on the back comfortingly.
“There there, some of us are just born to look like 12-year-olds.” I teased.
“Not you too!” Hujin wailed dramatically, grabbing onto my sweater vest. “You were on my side, I trusted you…and you just betrayed me…were we ever meant to be?”
I grin. “What are you, a theatre kid?”
“I took drama in high school.” She props her chin on her hands. “Guess it never wore off.”
Then the waiter shows up with a bottle of fine wine and Haoyu gracefully pours a glass for everyone at the table, even making sure to put some in the coloured cup that Huijin had.
“Okay not gonna lie, this cup is actually kinda cute.” Hujin says as she stares at the wine in her coloured cup.
The waiter shoots a glance at Hujin and she sighs, pulling out her ID card. After a few moments, the waiter nods and leaves her drink alone.
“Does that happen often?”
“Yes.” All three of them say, all at once. 
“Used to happen to Haoyu and I before last year.” Huifen sighs. “We’re getting old.”
Hujin rolled her eyes. “Tell that to the middle-aged and seniors, they’ll think you’re crazy. Although…” she grins mischievously. “Are you sure none of you have back pain?
“We’re 27,” Haoyu mutters. “I am hunched over at a desk all day though.”
I nudged Haoyu. “I have wrist pain, so I guess you’re not alone. Probably since I’ve been writing every day for over 5 hours since I was a teen.’
Hujin took a swig from the sippy cup of wine. “Woah, body pain. Couldn’t be me.”
“Because you actually have time to stretch. Lucky.” Haoyu grumbles.
Said woman swirls her cup around, letting the wine slosh around the cup. “Even a minute of stretching out your arms could help, you bum.”
“Hmph, I don’t even have time for that. Besides, how would stretching my arms help with neck and back pain.” Huifen sighs. “I hope we can eat soon so I don’t have to be insulted by my own sister. I wonder how Mingze deals with bratty younger sisters.”
“I’ll have you now I’m only a brat 40% of the time!’ Hujin hissed. I couldn’t help but notice the way she looked like a very grumpy, rainbow, sparkly earring-wearing cat.
“40% is still a lot…” I mumbled before immediately being pinched on the cheeks by Hujin. ‘Ow ow ow, I take it back, help me-”
Then the waiter awkwardly places the food on the table. 
“Hey uh, I’d really appreciate some help here,” I stare pointedly at Huifen and Haoyu while escaping a headlock from Hujin. 
“You’re on your own,” Haoyu says, taking off his blazer then, putting some meat into the pot.
“Bastard,” I hiss at him. Huifen averts his gaze and I glare at him too. “Hey don’t look away! You’re also a bastard.”
Hujin then pulls me into a bear hug. “I guess we’re all bastards then!” She leans her head on my shoulder.
“Yeah…” I notice her head on my shoulder and stop in my tracks, all of a sudden the room went from hot to a boiler room. I’m pretty sure my brain was thoroughly cooked, better than the most well-done of steaks.
Haoyu puts a steak on my plate. “It’s Wagyu, you should try it.”
“Okay, uh, bon appetit.” I poked at the steak with my fork, before sighing and trying to cut it open with a fork and a knife, then sighing again and was almost tempted to just grab the wagyu by the end and shove the whole thing in my mouth, with chopsticks or something.
“Silly, you don’t need to cut it. But I’m sure someone here wouldn’t mind helping you,” Hujin teases, wiggling her eyebrows.
“Of course that certain someone wouldn’t mind helping their girlfriend,” Huifen smirks. I blink at him stupidly, trying to process what he said for a solid two seconds before the realization hits me with all the grace of being clonked in the head with a brick. Oh.
“No.” Interjects Haoyu. Still, he leans over with his knife and proceeds to cut the steak for me. 
“You really didn’t have to,” I say, while Hujin sulks about Haoyu being a ‘party-pooper’ and ‘old man wheezer’. “I was going to just eat it whole anyway.
Haoyu completely ignores Huijin, “Don’t worry about it.” He smiles ever so slightly. “Besides, you shouldn’t eat it whole. You will choke and die.”
“I’m too powerful to choke and die,” I deadpan back, picking up a large piece of steak and devouring it. Hujin looks at me with a mixture of awe and concern.
“Woah, I’m so trying that.” Hujin doesn’t even bother trying to cut her steak open, instead tearing off a huge chunk and swallowing. Her face turns a bright shade of red and she pounds on her chest while taking a huge swig of alcohol
Haoyu gently pats Hujin on the back, then clears his throat and he kinda glares at Hujin as if he’s trying to reprimand her for her table manners. Hujin glares back, not getting the memo about table manners. “Also don’t drink too fast, you’re going to get drunk.”
“Do we have a feral animal for a sister or what?” Huifen asks, half-joking, half-not.
“Mother would have killed her for this,” Haoyu replies cutting off a piece of steak. “And Father would have given all 3 of us a lecture on how we are representatives of our family 24/7”
“Thanks for that, now I’m going to choke on meat even more out of spite,” Hujin coughed out, covering her very rosy red face with a napkin.
“What are you, straight?” I quip.
“I’m whatever you want me to be, darling,” Hujin said in a sultry Southern accent before bursting into a fit of giggles so uncontrollable that Huifen jumped out of his chair in shock.
“I’m calling her an Uber home later…” Haoyu murmurs.
I nod. “Please,” I say while trying to avoid being suffocated while Hujin wrapped her arms around me and rested her head against the crook of my neck. “Help me…” I tried to move Hujin’s head away from me to take a bite of steak but gave up when she burrowed her head in further.
Haoyu removed Huijin’s arms from around me softly and guided her head towards himself. “Actually, I’ll just take her back to my place tonight.”
“Nooo,” Hujin whined. “She’s warmer than you. And more soft.” She grinned widely, a soft giggle forming on her lips. I suddenly felt my face heat up, probably because of how hot the steak I ate was. Most definitely.
“Huifen, can you take away her wine please?” Haoyu asks. “Erm, I also forgot my wallet so…”
Huifen threw his hands up in frustration. “Are you fucking kidding me?! This is the third time this week! Fine, I’ll pay though.” He pulled out his wallet, dropped 3 hundred-dollar bills in the little basket and waved for a waiter to come and collect it.
“I’ll e-transfer you once I get back to the office. Also Language we're in public.”
“Yeah yeah, no need.” Huifen waves it off. “It’s only a hundred dollars.”
“No no, I got it.” Haoyu waves off Huifen’s wave off.
“Don’t forget the e-transfer then,” Huifen sighs.
“Rich bitches,” I interrupt them while putting down twenty-five cents as a tip. “Good enough.” 
Haoyu helps Huijin to her feet, “Do you have your own ride or do you want to join us in the limo?” He looks at Huifen. 
“I’ll join you guys, a bit of family bonding I guess.” Huifen sighed and put his wallet back into his bag, and slung it over his shoulder. “Let’s go I guess.”
“Don’t fall” Haoyu warns Huijin, still he walks slower to ensure he’s right next to her.
Hujin pretends to trip out of spite, before immediately straightening herself afterward. “I’d never fall…unless it’s head over heels.”
“At this point, you’re falling head over heels literally.” Haoyu sighs, “I’ll let you have my bed tonight, I don’t want you alone right now.”
Hujin frowned. “Ah, right. That makes sense.” Her face and tone were grim, and it made me feel grim for some reason. I wanted to do something, anything to make her smile again.
“So um…penguins?” I asked, trying to lighten the mood. “Opinions?”
“They’re cute,” Haoyu says, getting into the limo.
Hujin perked up immediately and started rambling about penguins, from their scientific name all the way to their mating seasons and their dietary habits. By the time the limo was on its way back to the company building, Hujin was now rambling about…Madagascar and how accurate the penguins representation was.
“Chiu, you’re dismissed, feel free to head home once you get to the office,” Haoyu says authoritatively. 
I smile warmly at Haoyu. “Thank you, for…well, everything.” My stomach churned with unease and I fought off the butterflies in my stomach with a pained grimace. “Sorry, I don’t really feel well right now…still getting used to uh…life in the big city.”
Haoyu nods “Do you want me to walk you to your car?” He offers.
I glance at Hujin and Huifen, who nod and give a thumbs-up in a strangely devious manner. “Um, okay, that would be nice. 
The four of us walked to the parking lot in comfortable silence, although I couldn’t help but notice Hujin whispering to her brothers in a drunk way and then started bursting into fits of laughter. Just what was that manic pixie nightmare girl yapping about now?
“Are you sure you don’t mind me teasing your new assistant girl?” Hujin says in a sing-song voice to Haoyu. Huifen gives Hujin a deadpan stare and a grunt before plugging in his earbuds, his social battery worn out 
“Shut it.” Haoyu stops to boop his sister’s nose. Hujin wrinkled her nose, an angry pout on her face.
“Uh-uh, I’m stealing her from you,”
“Stealing who?” I butted in, wanting to be included in the conversation. Back at home, I was often given weird looks by others for not minding my own business. However, the siblings didn’t seem like the judgmental type, so I didn’t really bother asking. 
“I honestly have no idea,” Haoyu replied. “Uh is that your car?” 
I nod. “Yeah. Uh, see you tomorrow I guess?” I look at Hujin, who was basically using Haoyu as a human teddy bear. She was snoring loudly on his shoulder and startled awake when I nudged her awake
“By the way,” I said smugly. “You’re going to have a killer headache tomorrow.”
“Noooooo…” she whined, burying her face even more into Haoyu’s shoulder.
“I think I have stuff to treat it at home, you’ll be fine.” 
“My head feels like it’s been hit on a rock…” Hujin complained.
I sigh, both exasperated and fond. “Maybe if you didn’t chug five glasses of vodka in one go?”
Haoyu shook his head, “Mother and Father would have killed me for even letting you drink, period.”
Hujin grumbled. “If only they ever treated me like an adult, not a fragile glass doll. Rargh!” She gripped at her hair.
“They’re dead,” Haoyu says bluntly. Crossing his arms with a stonefaced expression, returning to his soulless facade. “We can’t wish for anything from them anymore.”
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” I say apologetically. Though sympathy was probably the last thing either of them wanted, it was the only thing that I could think of
Hujin waved off my concerns. “It’s fine, it’s not like it hurts…that much.” She cradled herself, looking a bit shameful. “Um…I mean, they’re our parents, so I should feel sad, but…” She shoots a pleading glance at me
“Don’t feel bad, I’m kinda glad they’re gone.” Haoyu blurts out. Then he grumbles  “I couldn't even force myself to cry at their funeral.”
I look at him, mostly a bit confused, before coming to an understanding. “So, I’m going to assume they weren’t the best of parents?”
“Far from it,” Huifen chimed in, sounding almost nonchalant…or detached?
Haoyu remained silent from here, his face suddenly becoming pale as if he said something he shouldn’t have, he’d occasionally glance at his twin but other than that he was frozen.
The air was getting more suffocating by the second. I opened my car door and slid in. “Um…thanks for accompanying me. I’ll see you tomorrow.” I lock the car door and drive back home.
chapter 2 release tbd
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haruhar-u · 2 months
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psst I have a poll on my alt/spam
Bonus: tell me why :3
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haruhar-u · 2 months
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Dropping by to send some moots and favorite blogs some love! Hope this ask finds you well, please never stop being your lovely self, and thank you for all the content you share with us. We appreciate you dearly! Please take care and have a yourself wonderful week ahead ☺️❤️
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haruhar-u · 2 months
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Hello MUN of @cater-diamond-real @real-silver-vanrouge here
Theatre has been finished as of now (we had a very successful run as our last two shows were a full house) so I’m going to return to these accounts now. To prevent burn out I’m not going to post on them a whole ton but I am back.
I’ll get to answering asks later today :)
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haruhar-u · 2 months
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guys I got a call to donate in my inbox but I scrolled all the way down and they only have reblogs from a day ago but like I still feel bad for ignoring it because what if it’s real :((
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