harvardjlaw

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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Randy being micro-managed by his mom only furthers the narrative he has about not making good decisions. He questions every small choice he makes. Should he take 1 Tylenol or 2? His mom sees him shake two pills out of the bottle and starts talking about how it’s not good for the liver and the pounding headache behind his eyes only worsens. He doesn’t have it in him to argue. He’s so exhausted with his life, it feels like it’s not even his.

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i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard

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it's all washing over me, i'm angry again

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Some Ranson art I never finished, which makes me a little sad. I started it right before my burn out from my class, and just couldn’t get it done.

Maybe I’ll finish it? Not sure. Hope you enjoy anyway!!

Prize winning hunt.

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outta my way "not gay" boy

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Hear me out everyone... Trucker Benson and hitchhiker Randy. * Throws this at you and runs away*

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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nobody wants to write 6-8k heartwrenching introspective one shots that rehash the events of canon but insert romantic moments between characters that make the inevitable conclusions of canon even more painful anymore.... all they know is abo, modern au and lie

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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I like that Benson's not even that annoyed by Chris. It's literally not about him. When he's singing, Benson's not even looking in his direction. When Chris threatens him, Benson says "Sure", even attempts a small smile when Chris says "Good to hear", because he's like that, he knows how to work people. And maybe he has a sliver of hope that Randy will refuse. Surely, he'll spit it out. Surely, he won't take a second bite. Surely, he'll spit THAT out. And it's at the third that he leaves. It's not about Chris asking him to do that because that's what Chris does and Benson could not give two shits about him. It's the fact that Randy lets him do it that pisses him off. And it's Randy specifically. I'm convinced Chris could have done the same to anyone else and Benson would have asked him to stop just the same, but then it would have been the person's decision if they let him walk all over them, not Benson's business. But it's not another person, it's Randy. Chris chose to pick on the one person Benson is OBSESSED with. Killing Chris is just him saying "see? this idiot doesn't matter, you don't have to do what he says"