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What would you do if there were a child right in front of you?

“Wow! You totally summed me up with a meme!”

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Cuddles Volcana, wants to kill Serena. Ah, the duality of man.

*woman

Also it doesn’t count as duality if the woman she’s cuddling also wants to kill Serena.

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"Can I get a refund on coworkers? I don't like this one." (Serena)

“Funny, I was gonna ask the same thing.”

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Volcana just lays cutely across Celosia's lap. "Give me attention. It's an order."

Celosia strokes Volcana’s hair in response. “Hmmm... ok.”

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“I’m back, bitches.”

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yesssss attack me bb 💦💦💦💦🍑🍑🍑🍑♥️♥️♥️♥️💋💋💋💋✨✨✨✨💦💦💦💦

“...On second thought, I’m gonna take you to the boss. He’ll know what to do with you.”

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The Anon takes the mask off, only to reveal... Another mask! Oh boy!

“So, endless masks, huh? ...Remind me to attack you later, right now I’ve got paperwork to do.”

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Hey I forgot most of the alphabet but I know that u r a q t ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

“If you’re going to flirt with me, please take your mask off.”

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"Well at least I have closure, thanks." ~Rich

“You’re welcome.”

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*steals and wears celosia's glasses*

(crack to be tagged)

“My glasses, my glasses! I can’t stab without my glasses!”

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"Were you the one that stabbed me in the shoulder?!" ~Rich

“I wouldn’t have hidden behind an anon mask, so no.”

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*kissus celosia's cheek*

“Aaaand five!” She stabs the anon, but goes for the shoulder rather than anywhere vital.

“You’re lucky I’m feeling merciful.”

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Who needs a waifu when you can have a knaifu?

“Why not both?”

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*gently pinches celosia's cheeks*

“You have the count of five to back off before I stab you.”

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fiery-princess-serena‌:

“Mister Lysandre said my childhood makes me less suspicious when gathering outside intel, my size makes it easier for me to break into places, and that he loves my cooking.”

“The first one may be a valid point, but I’m also short, and gourmet cooking’s irrelevant here!” She said with a pout. “I bet it’s not even that good.”

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“What’s so special about this kid anyway?”

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Lysandre: Here's the new plan. We're going to kill everyone that's not on our team.

Celosia, with a knife: Ok!

Lysandre: I didn't mean right this instant.