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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

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darkstalker but make it the godzilla poster

imagine being a literal god but then getting defeated by a strawberry thats rough dawg

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Annika Tucksmith (American, 1995) - The Bridge (2022)

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Update on the reporter shot with a rubber bullet in LA:

He is a British photographer working for the New York post named Toby Canham.

He was sent to document the protests.

He did not throw a firework at police as misinformationists would like you to believe.

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harpies and snakes

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this flashed in my head as i was falling asleep last night

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what if mudwings were like ducks and the males were more colorful?

for varying modes of gender expression, i would imagine these colorful patches can be hidden or they can be added in with colorful paints.

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apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

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ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

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Hans am Ende - Muckel (1900s)

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

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Ghosts that should exist soon if not already

Notifications/typing noises in otherwise empty spaces

People waving you over from the side of the road and asking if you're their Lyft. Disappear the moment you look away

Abandoned warehouses that sometimes reverberate with an unheard bass

'Cold spots' where you can't get signal (that cannot be otherwise explained)

That dispensary with the blacked out windows? It used to be a Blockbuster until the manager got shot. If it's the right kind of night and you look real close and cup your hands to block out all the light? You can watch it happen, but they might see you

Newsletters from startups that no longer exist

Hype House haunted by the reason they had to make an apology video

Pictures of a stranger in your camera roll

At 2:30 every morning you can hear a ringing bell coming from the elementary school. Thing is, they switched to a digital tone in 2013. Also, it cannot be captured electronically

Welcome to Denny's what can I start you on? You already ordered? Wait.. Tall, pink hair? *sigh* Been dead for a mtonth and she's still stealing tips

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Got together some of my trinkets to play eye spy with you :)

- four nails

- two bottles

- four cicadas

- three eyes

- two owls

- five scaly wyrms

- three spirals

- six gems

- twenty three marbles

- two keys

- 16 dice

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Note Game

If this gets 500 notes, I'll try to get into a better hygiene cycle (regularly shower, brush teeth, etc)

If this gets 1k, I'll actually start to study and try for my permit and liscense

If this 5k I'll try to do better in school

If this gets 10k I'll tell my therapist I'm queer and all that jazz

No rules, just please think of my notifs

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there are many unexpected hierarchies to being a marine biologist