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can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

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More of the cards

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“i asked ChatGPT" well I asked Linda Monroe and she said that she hopes that you don't get a Wiggly and that she hopes you fucking die

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i came to an awful realisation…

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More Holloweane, inspired by this piece 🎆

Killer Track is easily my favorite episode. It's such a fun concept, and very cinematic and bittersweet :')

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Has this been done yet?

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do you ship it?

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Added Ducker at the end bcos the older shows need more love imo

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If I had a box just for wishes and dreams that had never come true… 🧸⏳

Collab with Dora!

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"Ted is doomed to become the homeless man and eventually die a horrible death wherein he is trapped within the Bastard's Box for eternity" to YOU. I, however, live in the Hatchetfield universe where he is de-Tinky'd through some magical and/or scientific machinations beyond my writing ability <3

His brain could never truly be "repaired" to its original state but you'll get some vicious side eyes from one Peter Spankoffski for ever referring to it as "broken". It's still his brother, and everyone adjusts to a new normal.

His internal clock is no longer linear; on good days his watch and many clocks and calendars keep him on track, but when he gets what Pete refers to as the "Time Scrambles", he gets foggy and mixed up, at which point someone will usually put on Borat for him and tell him to rest up till things make sense again.

Don't think Tinky doesn't try and wiggle his way back in; even if it's a bluff, being told "I'm coming for your ass" by a bright yellow demon goat doesn't help you sleep at night.

What should Ted's dog's name be tell me in the tags :3

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slowly getting there with art for ICBIBALLTAY :D

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♪ i wanna be a starship ranger ♪

bug!!! been wanting to draw him for awhile & finally got round to it!

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I'm here to tell you it's ok to admit to yourself you don't like Starkid's writing. It's completely normal to only vibe with one or two of the shows and not care for the rest, especially the ones that are very adult

You are a fan regardless, just don't bash the writing because other people genuinely enjoy the shows

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Ily agent Curt Mega

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me: what month is it?

the well-informed shyentist: