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@ my mutuals

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truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

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It's a spooky month

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Hey remember when they found over 200 bodies of native children buried behind a residential school and the world cared for... what, a week?

They've counted about 6,000-7,000 now, for those of you who do still care

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male stand-up comedians: haha women be shopping! They be eating salad!

female stand-up comedians: haha hey look I’m a girl and I have sex! I’m crazyyy

me, 6 ft handsome man in the crowd: has anyone seen my foam cup? It fell out of my hand has anyone seen it? I want to recycle

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#i zoned the fuck out for a min

POV: you are reading this post

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JavaScript Array Methods (Emoji Version)

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Was thinking it was a pleasant post about marine biology

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

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