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I use a soft gel ice pack and put it under my wrist like the squishy boob lookin part of an ergonomic mouse pad.

put an ice pack on your wrist for about 10 minutes, It'll help :)

but to do this… I have to stop playing… and I can’t / don’t want to do that

do we see my problem? I have the mental resolve of a toddler 

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Producer: I need you to create box-art that will look badass to American children

Graphic Designer: No Problem! I’ve got just the thing!

*adds picture of sobbing orphan*

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Enlightenment. For more state of the art, brilliantly illustrated masterpieces join me on Instagram (@anomalytowncomic)

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Can’t just go around comparing apples to oranges like that

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directions

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I felt like it was time for Earth to hit Mars back with a few puns of its own ;) 

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I just want a friend I can be weird with, talk about everything and play video games with.

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You do that short style hairy well, my friend. 😂😂😂

Dyed my hair~

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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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We have a couple British pilots at work, and I tend to do the same thing but in reverse. Start off American, end British.

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Clearly that border gaurd needs his priorities checked.

lowkey hoping that no-one on the Mist Continent was riding in an air ship when we ‘killed’ the Iifa Tree 

‘cause that ship is gonna crash

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I always used the "that bitch (the Iifa Tree, not the bad guy itself) started it" defense and an irrational attempt to sway my guilt about how I fucked the way of life on the Mist Continent.

lowkey hoping that no-one on the Mist Continent was riding in an air ship when we ‘killed’ the Iifa Tree 

‘cause that ship is gonna crash

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How. DARE. YOU.

How. Dare. You.

What's a chimeras?

Duck does “quack”

Cow goes “moo”

Dog goes “big brother Edward”

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I've never measured the beauty of a girl by the style (? wft. Idk anymore...) of her butthole? Nor have I ever looked a a girl and said "You know what? I bet her Butthole has a nice pucker to it and I would really like to see that."

You do '#freethenipple', why not '#freethebutthole'? What, are you scared of supporting the female community by showing your body is yours, and you're free to do what you like?

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Then I will be the sun.

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