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Victor: I didn't drink that much last night.

Ruby: You were flirting with Jefferson.

Victor: So what? He's my husband.

Ruby: You asked him if he was single...

Victor:

Ruby: And cried when he said he wasn't.

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Incorrect Once Upon a Time Quotes

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Dorothy: Are you gay?

Belle: No.

Dorothy: You can tell me.

Belle: I’m not.

Dorothy: It’s okay. I’m gay, Victor is gay.

Victor: Bye.

Dorothy: Oh, sorry. He's bi.

Victor: No, I’m leaving. I’m gay.

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Victor Frankenstein / Dr. Whale + Text Posts: Part 7 (Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6)

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Jefferson: Guys are so hot.

Jefferson: Girls are so hot too.

Jefferson: God, why is everyone so hot?

Victor: Global warming.

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Ruby brings Dorothy to Storybrooke (the happy time)

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Last week, I was an answer in the Storybrooke Mirror crossword puzzle. The clue? ‘Who’s the worst?’

Emma Swan, at some point in Season 1, probably. (via gaydrfrankenstein)

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Jefferson: You’re so beautiful when you hate the world.

Victor: I don’t hate you.

Jefferson: I don’t hate you, too.

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[After Victor and Jefferson's wedding]

Jefferson: We're in love, so we didn't overthink it!

Victor: In fact, I cannot emphasize how little we thought about this.

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OUAT Writers (probably): No one cares about *insert minor/supporting character here*, let's never bring them up again

Me: *gifing the character's minimal scenes while crying* YOU WANNA BET

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I know I complain about this a lot but It’s so ridiculous that we still haven’t found out what happened to Gerhardt.

 The last time we saw him he was technically alive, and the whole thing seemed really open ended. I genuinely believe that Victor and Gerhardt are True Love and it’s so unfair that other characters are getting their happy endings (however undeserved) while Victor is reduced to a joke. The contrast between Victor in his centric episodes (The Doctor, In The Name of the Brother) and Victor in a small role (Kansas, Birth) is staggering. He’s a great, incredibly interesting character when he’s treated properly. Though David Anders is always great in the small parts given to him, Victor deserves so much better than being a punching bag.

I know David is busy, but I’m sure if they’d write another episode for him he’d be willing to come back when he can. And I know Chad Michael Collins wants to come back as well.

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Jefferson: Hey, Doc, you know how you're really good at doodling?

Victor: I know you think you're complimenting me, but calling them doodles is an insult. Are you a big fan of Picasso's doodles?

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Victor: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Jefferson: "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

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Person A falling asleep with their head resting on B’s shoulder. Person B immediately starts taking selfies and sending them to everyone.

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I talk a LOT, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.

Jefferson, probably. (via gaydrfrankenstein)

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The hospital giftshop didn't have enough variety