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I don’t know what it is about this song but I’m 100% obsessed 😍 also semi is tm 💃🥳 but ngl school has me stressed tf out 😤 mood for anyone else??

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Bye?

Damn it’s been a while...

I might delete this app because I never use it unless someone gives me a v convincing argument as to why I should keep it.

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A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “that’ll be a dollar”

The guy thinks, “man, that’s cheap,” but the beer was delicious. So he finishes his beer and decides to take a chance. “Bartender, I’ll have your finest wine” bartender goes through a long process of showing the bottle. Opening it. Aerating the wine. Pouring it into nice a nice glass and says. “That’ll be 50 cents”. The guy can’t believe it. So he thinks ‘fuck it ’ and says “I’ll have a whole bottle of your best scotch “. The bartender hands it to him and says “here. On the house”. Curiosity finally gets the better of the guy. He asks “ok. Where’s the owner” bartender replies “upstairs with my wife”. The guy asks “what’s he doing upstairs with your wife?” And the bartender looks the man in the eye and replies “same thing I’m doing to his business”…

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Bahahahahhahahahahahahaha

Brad Marchand: Chara, you're so tall. What can you see from up there?

Zdeno Chara: Everyone's flaws.

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Richard Pryor: I got famous for saying “motherfucker”. 

Sam Jackson: I also got famous for saying “motherfucker”.

Oedipus: You guys are all talk.

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the month after that starts with hangovers and ends with broken promises...

Happy New Year

Next Month; Fat men in red suits and flying reindeer…

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Cringe or nah:

So I’m in line at a clothing store minding my own business and this lady either keeps talking to me or just thinking out loud but either way it’s annoying af 😤🤬

Thinking of introverting? ✅

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This makes me so sad bc it’s true 😢

Gen Z culture is your fire drills turning into lockdown drills, because there is a better chance it’s a shooter pulling an alarm than it is an actual fire

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Farmer Derek gives me life

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