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Fuck it. Crochet cartilaginous stingray skeleton

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"virgin" airlines? heh... not after I'm done with em...

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proud advocate all things freak nasty

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look at pharoah and his ridiculous length its impossible not to smile when holding him

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why the dictatorship of the proletariat and not the dictatorship of women? class reductionism

so true. the only fault with marxism is that it doesn't have enough femdom #girlboss

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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Incredible power move to make one of the most beloved crpgs ever made using a modified dnd 5e system, make a ton of money and shit on most AAA game studios in the process, then say “cool. Anyway fuck dnd 5e and wizzards of the coast. We’re doing our own thing now.”

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Sorry but the governor of South Dakota bragging about murdering puppies is the funniest thing to happen to politics in a while the libs are correct about this one that's hilarious literal Mr Burns shit

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Sorry but the governor of South Dakota bragging about murdering puppies is the funniest thing to happen to politics in a while the libs are correct about this one that's hilarious literal Mr Burns shit

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Gulmp.

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By atnsarts

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This took forever and now my fingers hurt

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