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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

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Louis Wain PNGs.

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

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Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

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I love people with like. highly specific accessory/clothing kinks like unironically. you mean all I have to do to drive you up the wall is wear something completely mundane, harmless, or a bit weird? fantastic, especially as a sub bc you get to make me wear it. this costs me nothing and makes you out of your mind horny that sounds like a win/win

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he is so divorced-dad-core

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Yellow-throated Marten (Martes flavigula), family Mustelidae, India

photographs by Parveen Nain

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nobody told me Yellowjackets opened with a straight man being bad at sex

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that’s a whole man.

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yet again - I’m moving and I’m very desperate for money! I’m trying to clear out a bunch of ethically collected taxidermy etc stuff very quickly - things are listed for dirt cheap, but I’m also taking bundle offers through Mercari. Check out what I’ve got here!

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as much as I would love to be the scary butch archetype, I'm really the type that looks like this

and I just need to come to terms with that I think

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Mallard duckling . . . Trap Pond State Park, Laurel, Delaware . . . 8/1/23

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htn is great bc it reads like a long car ride and you are in the back seat behind the driver and unable to see them, all the windows are closed and the only sound is the static of the radio. oh and you have to pee urgently.