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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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ive recently been able to get over my sensory issues regarding moisturizer by literally just saying "im going snail mode"

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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Really adorable old comment I stumbled across on lesswrong

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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…

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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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About to get my feelings hurt at jury selection.

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75% decrease in insect biomass within my lifetime and I'm supposed to care about cover letters

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Can we give the “which could mean nothing” journalist a Nobel prize for writing that remarkable sentence. Not one sentence in the entire world could encapsulate the feeling of. Which could mean nothing

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Not having a traditional job or plans to get an education will have people asking you things like so what is the purpose of you staying alive?

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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I'm starting a collection