why would they give me this option ??? usum the only games that let you be a bully
[hau: and about all of the friends i made during my island challenge!]
[>but guzma doesn’t have any friends…]
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Ash: Hey Jessie... you have any bandages here that I can use?
Jessie: What happened?? Why are you limping?
Ash: Run in with a wild Machoke.
Jessie: Ugh, get in here. Sit down. Wobbuffet! Can you get my tape?
Wobbuffet: Wobba!
Ash: You're not gonna tell mom are ya?
Jessie: And make her worry about you more than she already does? No way.
Wobbuffet: Wobb!
Jessie: Thanks, bud. Alright, gimme your foot.
Ash: I thought you were a Pokémon nurse, how do you know how to do this?
Jessie: Humans aren't too different anatomically from certain Pokémon. Like Machoke for example. Speaking of which, maybe don't fight one with your bare hands.
Ash: You're one to talk. Meowth and James told me how you caught Seviper.
Jessie: Okay that was different.
Ash: Besides I wasn't fighting it! It was hurt and on a rampage.
Jessie: You have Pokémon you dingus, use them.
Ash: I didn't wanna freak it out and hurt it more!
Jessie: Just be more careful, yeah?
Ash: What you care about me or something, dad?
Jessie: You know I do, champ. Don't make me say it out loud, I don't wanna lose what little edge I have left.
Ash: I don't know if you ever had any.
Jessie: Alright, get out of here. I have work to do. If your mom asks about your leg just tell her you tripped over a sleeping Geodude.
Ash: Thanks! I owe you one. I'll tell her you helped me out and maybe she'll give you a kiss or something.
Jessie: I don't... like that you know we do that.
Ash: Do it more in secret then! It's gross!
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currently busy making the most self indulgent polycule ever
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Route 1, but it’s after the rains and spring has come, blanketing the grassy hill with flowers.
Masterlist for more pokemon!
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happy rika pokemas day to all who celebrate
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“I can’t hear you over the sound of how epic I am….”
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Jumped to Sun and Moon bc they’re my favorite
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