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Just Call Me "Angel of Assassination"
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Bonjour. My name is Charlotte Corday, I like knives, sewing, and The Republic.
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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I often wonder what the true root of your animosity towards me is. Well, I understand Marat's, it's from the fact that he would not care to admit that knifey and I had him beat. But you, David?
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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I often wonder what the true root of your animosity towards me is. Well, I understand Marat’s, it’s from the fact that he would not care to admit that knifey and I had him beat. But you, David?
You murderess! Why would you even question me?
Die!
A questioning mind is a brilliant mind.
Or one too ignorant to ascertain the facts without troubling everyone else.
Just what are you insinuating there?
STOP TALKING AND DIE!
You put George on trial for insulting others but not this guy? I smell a double standard.
*Stabs at*
OW! MY ARM! YOU STABBED ME, YOU BONAPARTIST, WIMPY, ARTIST SON OF A BITCH! Okay, maybe it’s more of a cut than a stab, but you broke skin!
Get back here! *Aims for neck*
Got my collarbone, you crazed bastard! That was my favorite collar! Do you know how long it took me to sew that?! I swear, David, attack me once more and I canny be held accountable for my actions. Don’t make me widow Josephine.
You are being held accountable for your actions now! *Stabs at*
You go, David! Just aim a little lower and further to the left than last time! Marat will thank you…
I COMFORTED YOUR WIFE WHEN THEY WERE TORTURING YOU INTO INSANITY!
Sometimes, I think they partially succeeded…
Tell you what. I’m coming round to return the knife you lent me. Orwell’s being executed now, so I have no need for it. We’ll see what I do when I arrive.
 CAMILLE.  DON'T MAKE MY HURT YOU.  I DO NOT HATE YOU.  YOU HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY WHO LOVE AND NEED YOU, AND THEY HAVE BEEN TRHOUGH HELL.
I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT.
*grabs cleaver*
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I often wonder what the true root of your animosity towards me is. Well, I understand Marat’s, it’s from the fact that he would not care to admit that knifey and I had him beat. But you, David?
You murderess! Why would you even question me?
Die!
A questioning mind is a brilliant mind.
Or one too ignorant to ascertain the facts without troubling everyone else.
Just what are you insinuating there?
STOP TALKING AND DIE!
You put George on trial for insulting others but not this guy? I smell a double standard.
*Stabs at*
OW! MY ARM! YOU STABBED ME, YOU BONAPARTIST, WIMPY, ARTIST SON OF A BITCH! Okay, maybe it’s more of a cut than a stab, but you broke skin!
Get back here! *Aims for neck*
Got my collarbone, you crazed bastard! That was my favorite collar! Do you know how long it took me to sew that?! I swear, David, attack me once more and I canny be held accountable for my actions. Don’t make me widow Josephine.
You are being held accountable for your actions now! *Stabs at*
*grabs his hand and tries to push the knife away* SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP! HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP! 
Let this be a lesson against living alone as an old maid.
I’M ONLY TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD! I COULD BE MARRIED BY THE END OF THE YEAR FOR ALL YOU KNOW!
This is 18th century France, honey. Any woman not married by age 21 is an old maid.
 I've lived the majority of my life in a CONVENT.  I HAVE AN EXCUSE!
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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If I die, I want this on your conscience, Camille.
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I'M ONLY TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD! I COULD BE MARRIED BY THE END OF THE YEAR FOR ALL YOU KNOW!
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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I COMFORTED YOUR WIFE WHEN THEY WERE TORTURING YOU INTO INSANITY!
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*grabs his hand and tries to push the knife away* SOMEONE! PLEASE HELP! HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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Call the police! Call the FBI! Call the CIA! Call the BBC!
Why are you calling for foreign police services? What’s wrong with our own police?
And if you’re looking for press coverage, I’m frankly offended, Charlotte,...
There's a little piece of flesh off, but for Christ's sake, Camille, lean your head out of the Goddamned window and scream "FREE BEER! AT THAT HOUSE OVER THERE!"
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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SHUT UP AND CALL SOMEONE!!!!!
David's trying to kill me!
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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Got my collarbone, you crazed bastard! That was my favorite collar! Do you know how long it took me to sew that?! I swear, David, attack me once more and I canny be held accountable for my actions. Don't make me widow Josephine.
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David's trying to kill me!
Call the police! Call the FBI! Call the CIA! Call the BBC!
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OW! MY ARM! YOU STABBED ME, YOU BONAPARTIST, WIMPY, ARTIST SON OF A BITCH! Okay, maybe it's more of a cut than a stab, but you broke skin!
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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You put George on trial for insulting others but not this guy? I smell a double standard.
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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Just what are you insinuating there?
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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A questioning mind is a brilliant mind.
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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jacqueslouisdavid said: You’re an enemy of the people and Marat. All stabbings aside, I think we could be happy. Maybe even friends. But no, you have to let your associations judge your relationships. If Marat did not like Josie, would you stop loving her?
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haveknife-willtravel-blog · 14 years ago
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thelategreatgeorgeorwell replied to your post: thelategreatgeorgeorwell replied to your post:... That’s a fair cop. But my trials going well. Hey, can I come to the party celebrating the fact I’m on trial? I’ll bring drinks. Sounds like a plan, love! Just make sure you don't bring the house down and get everyone arrested.
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