Alex Summers, 18. Junior. Linebacker on the high school team. Older bro to Scott "Scooter" Summers. ((X-Men: First Class High School AU))
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"I've been studying." Alex laughs. "Maybe I'll even pick up a book outside of class."
The blond quirks an eyebrow, raising his chin. Yeah, he saw that look. It only feeds his air of confidence. "I never said that. I'm just... your best option." He grins again, then takes a step forward.
Alex really has no idea about Hank's other options. If he has any at the moment. The senior liked to wind him up, hold the crank, and watch him squirm. Though he was used to the run-around, he couldn't get himself to break the cycle. He really is a creature of habit.
With a snort, Alex cocks his head and crowds Hank's space, barely pressed against him. "Like I said, impatient."
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"Always such a pleasure, McCoy. A ray of freakin’ sunshine." He laughed and it echoed in the entryway.
"Hey, I hadn’t heard from you all day. You never know." Even though he knows Hank is baiting him, he can’t help himself; he always loses this game. He always will. Shrugging, he crowds the taller’s space again. Sandalwood. Hank must’ve taken a shower very recently. Alex maybe wished he could have joined him. The brunet’s hair was dry, but the ends curled slightly, so it must have been an hour or so ago. Maybe after they were done he could convince the senior to take another one.
Smiling at that thought, Alex scoffed lightly. “Like you’d have as much fun. Admit it. I wouldn’t be here if you weren’t so happy about our little…” The blond licked his lower lip. Sticking his thumbs in his belt loops, he stayed where he was, but leaned back. ”Nighttime rendezvous.”
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the problem with rich people is that i am not one
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that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one
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Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
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"Always such a pleasure, McCoy. A ray of freakin' sunshine." He laughed and it echoed in the entryway.
"Hey, I hadn't heard from you all day. You never know." Even though he knows Hank is baiting him, he can't help himself; he always loses this game. He always will. Shrugging, he crowds the taller's space again. Sandalwood. Hank must've taken a shower very recently. Alex maybe wished he could have joined him. The brunet's hair was dry, but the ends curled slightly, so it must have been an hour or so ago. Maybe after they were done he could convince the senior to take another one.
Smiling at that thought, Alex scoffed lightly. "Like you'd have as much fun. Admit it. I wouldn't be here if you weren't so happy about our little..." The blond licked his lower lip. Sticking his thumbs in his belt loops, he stayed where he was, but leaned back. "Nighttime rendezvous."
Too Much Could Be An Overdose
The blond groans. “Damn it.” He looks at his wrist, only to check his phone instead when he realizes he left his watch at home in his hurry to get here. “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fine.”
Whenever Alex has been late for their setup, he agreed to wear a t-shirt with bold lettering reading, “If Lost, Please Return to a Dumpster.” Hank thought it was hilarious, until Alex came up with his own for when the brunet was late coming back to his own place: “I’m Not as Smart as I Think I Am.”
Humiliations pending aside, Alex shrugs at him. “I’m here now.” His phone goes back in his pocket, and he stands as close as he dares to outside Hank’s house. Everything is still a “dirty little secret,” so there are rules about when Alex isn’t allowed to invade personal space.
With a leer he leans in just over the acceptable range. “Shall we get started? You seemed pretty eager over text.”
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i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end
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[10:30 PM] a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the zoo is a dog. [10:30 PM] it's a shitzu
[10:38 PM] I hate u and we are no longer friends
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ghosts can only talk in ghost puns
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[10:24 PM] do I [10:24 PM] do I really though [10:25 PM] okay I do but ur still a jackass
havokinthehallways replied to your post:[10:15 P stop calling me a nerd you goddamn nerd
[10:20 PM] you are such a jackass sassidy
[10:21 PM] u looove me
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today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
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He was a skater goat
she said cya later goat
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