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themanilafolders · 11 days
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Park Rangers Would Like To Apologize
We hadn’t realized that so many park goers would confuse the lost and found section of the Rangers Shack with the drop off section of our Haunted and Cursed Artifact Section.
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themanilafolders · 27 days
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Park Rangers Are Seeking Help Communicating With The Dolls
We can’t give a monetary reward for helping us talk to the haunted dolls found outside the Rangers Shack yesterday, but we have plenty of popsicles and snacks left over from last night’s campfire sing along if anyone wants those as a form of payment.
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themanilafolders · 27 days
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Hot New Question For Debate:
Did Kneecap bury all these dolls outside the Rangers Shack or are we going to have to make these haunted dolls honorary park rangers?
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themanilafolders · 1 month
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Do Not Touch The Mysterious Orb
Please remain a safe distance from the mysterious orb until park rangers can triangulate your location and arrive to render aid.
While not necessary, uncomprehending and ceaseless screaming will both add to the ambiance and help us find your location faster.
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themanilafolders · 2 months
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Confiscated Items Can Always Be Picked Up While On Your Way Out Of The Park
Park rangers just don’t think that most park goers need Demon Summoning For Beginners: The Tenth Edition for a “nice stroll through the park”.
Apply for your field permits like everyone else.
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themanilafolders · 2 months
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Park Rangers Aren’t Going To Add It To The Rulebook
But we would appreciate it if people stopped referring to random objects in the forest as “ritual objects”, we can almost certainly guarantee that most of the natural objects in Lovepoint Park are in fact not ritualistic in nature, and do not need to be removed from where they are already located.
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themanilafolders · 3 months
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Park Rangers Are Here To Help If You Seriously Overslept
After all, it can be hard to catch up on over 200 years of history by yourself.
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themanilafolders · 3 months
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If Your New Years Resolution Is To Break Park Rules
Then please do so in a manner that is not blatant enough for park rangers to have to enforce said rules.
We know we can’t stop you so please cooperate at least a little.
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themanilafolders · 3 months
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Apologies For The Interruption In Ranger Broadcasts
Park rangers may or may not have gotten entirely too competitive about a game of hide and seek; leading many rangers to go off grid and cut off contact with the rangers station in order to give themselves an edge in the game.
We have been busy tracking down and re-establishing contact with our wayward rangers.
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themanilafolders · 3 months
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Yes, There Are Two “Brave Ranger Badges”
And yes, one of them counts for working your patrol even though your tummy hurt.
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themanilafolders · 4 months
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You Aren’t Experiencing A “Magical Whimsy”
You are experiencing severe dehydration, please find a nearby park ranger for help.
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themanilafolders · 4 months
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Park Rangers Have A Right To Be Spooky
You are in Lovepoint Forest , you calling to complain that we are being “too spooky” is just going to mark on the record that you’re no fun.
Also, it’s our right to be mega haunted on patrol, that’s what makes it so fun.
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themanilafolders · 4 months
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Remember, If Confronted By An Eldrich Horror, Always Make Sure To Be Intimidating!
Most Eldrich Horrors are predatory species, and will be at least vaguely confused by any intimidating displays, buying any park goer time to safely back away!
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themanilafolders · 4 months
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Yes, We Know Baby Jersey Devils Are Adorable
That doesn’t mean that they want you to try to pet them.
Or that their parents are far enough away for you to be nearly that close to their kid.
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themanilafolders · 5 months
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We Aren’t Sorry About The Data Tags
If you didn’t want to hear the jingle jangle of data tags then maybe you shouldn’t have eaten all the trap bait in the study area.
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themanilafolders · 5 months
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Please Stop Intentionally Getting Caught In The Bird Surveying Nets
Park rangers have made sure to only use nets that are weak enough for all cryptid wildlife in the Lovepoint Park system to get out of if accidentally caught, we know you are simply pretending to be caught to try and get pity snacks out of this.
Leave the bird nets alone or we are going to start using the tags of shame for repeat offenders.
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themanilafolders · 5 months
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Be Vigilant
Danger lurks around most corners, and with your help we can increase that statistic to account for any oversights.
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