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i am forever loyal to the agenda that satoru is 1) a Lot more mature than he seems 2) so attuned to his own emotions that he can distance himself from them better than anyone . there’s a lock over his heart and to break it open you need five years minimum 🙏
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QUICK! i want to hear about your fav’s masturbation rituals which means i’m forcing you🫵 to think about it and bear the curse
#bloomy will you act like you care about me#aki doesnt get off much hes too busy and never really in the mood#he does it in the shower but its not really an act of self love its more of a necessity like doing it not because he really wants to but#his body needs him to#suguru does when he’s lonely I think#when its late at night and you’re out of the house and you’re all he can think about#grips his hair with one hand and his cock with the other#gojo I feel like goes through periods where he goes days without doing it then he does it a couple times a day#eren it probably every day or every other day unless you guys have sex often#I think he probably sits down to do it#he’s the most likely to facetime you when doing it#oikawa does it second most#does it in the afternoon after practice#still sweaty from playing#bloomy did you enjoy this you asked for it
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My newest theory about this is Satoru’s being a brat because Suguru won’t share the popcorn (he paid).
Shoko is an unbothered queen. My sweet little muffin.
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Joy Sullivan, from “Soup”, Instructions for Traveling West
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guys who shouldn't be good at sex but fuck like an absolute engine
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there is no sensible way to say this but you need to write fic and draw art that makes you overheat and crash out
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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Just came up with a suguru headcanon that is so true I can’t wait to tell ari about this
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Y’all didn’t warn me about the new suguru pics this is fucked
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we are more than buddies. i would take bullets for you. i would prefer to not take bullets overall but i would for you
:( how does it feel to hold my heart in your hands
#asks#lowrider-slug#I actually do think about how much I love my friends frequently#like I just have these really nice people in my life who love me too and I get to hang out with whenever I want#I would take a bullet for you too btw just so you know
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csm sketch that ended up getting a bit larger than the original vision
#everyday I’m faced with people undermining denjis character to a sex obsessed guy#when in reality he is so three dimensional like look at his eyes he’s Seen terrible things#really nice art
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even if pussy was real it doesnt matter cause im still gonna be killed
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*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace
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