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This picture makes me happy because he seems happy

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When your first thought is someone needs to iron his shirt.

Ok I might iron his shirt for him.

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Oooh imagine if Anakin Skywalker was celebrated as a fallen hero and all the clones were so proud they resembled him, while no one knew that Darth Vader was actually him. He had to see the whole universe hero worship his memory and see copies of himself using his looks to get female attention, yet everyone hated and feared Vader. He’d get to see how he would of aged, and even see different versions of his children if the clones were allowed families. Meanwhile Vader is hideous and alone. That’s dark

Ok so here’s a story idea.

Remember in Star Wars when they met Anakin they took his DNA to run a test to see if he was force sensitive? What if they sent a sample to the cloning factory and instead of using Fett DNA, they use Anakin.

They said that obi won master was the one that ordered the clones.

Just imagine thousands of Anakins that actually listen

Everytime they took their helmet off. It would be like a gift that kept on giving. 

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This is Anakin Skywalker if he never got burnt up. He killed Obi and kicked him in the lava river. He took Padme to the hospital, and she lived but things were never the same. She constantly lectured him and wouldn’t let him touch her, so he came home less and less. Eventually he had several affairs and Padme took the kids to Naboo. He didn’t notice for several months.

When he got back and realized they’re gone he is furious. The dark side feeds his fury where he’s nearly insane. He goes to Naboo and takes his children and throws Padme in a glorified prison. It looks like a hotel but the “guests” are prisoners.

Meanwhile, he gets the children a nanny that he sleeps with until he’s bored with them, and then gets a new nanny. He goes through a lot of Nannie’s.

As the kids age, they look more and more like padme and he can’t bear looking at them. He goes on longer and longer missions.

He attempts to win padme back every year on their anniversary but she refuses to respond to him in any way. She finds a way to kill herself finally and what was left of his humanity dies with her.

He sends his children away to boarding school. He self medicated with spice and becomes a junkie. He has a whole planet producing the stuff and makes a lot of side money in the drug trade.

Palpatine loves the dark path he’s on and supports all his terrible decisions, making Darth Vader above the law.

Where does this story go? I don’t know, but you can write it!

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This is Sam Monroe, international model.

When he gave that woman his house to make up for his grandfathers past crimes, she told the local news about it. The news had promptly hunted him down, and the story quickly went viral.

In no time at all, every modeling agency wanted to represent him, and every designer wanted him to be in their show for fashion week.

He ended up being one of the highest paid rookie models ever, but he didn’t let it go to his head. He still loved Marilyn Manson and he still loved Alyssa. Luckily she’s so sure of herself, it doesn’t bug her that the whole world is obsessed with her boyfriend.

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This is young professor Anakin. Before he met his controversially young future wife on both their first day of university. He isn’t her professor, but she is a freshmen.

He knows better, and wants nothing to do with her. Too bad for him, she is following her parents footsteps, and is going to be a lawyer. Considering her parents own the most successful law firm in the state, she learned at a young age that there’s always a loop hole, and nothing is ever set in stone.

Including professor Skywalkers’ unreasonable attitude towards their future children…

If any writers want to write this story, go for it! I just throw ideas out to inspire you lovely people!!! I know I have seen several professor anakin stories before, so I assume this isn’t anyone’s character, but if I’m wrong, let me know and I’ll tag them.

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Ok so here’s a story idea.

Remember in Star Wars when they met Anakin they took his DNA to run a test to see if he was force sensitive? What if they sent a sample to the cloning factory and instead of using Fett DNA, they use Anakin.

They said that obi won master was the one that ordered the clones.

Just imagine thousands of Anakins that actually listen

Everytime they took their helmet off. It would be like a gift that kept on giving. 

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Which Hayden character would you marry? Fuck? Kill?

Omg are you serious? Ok here we go….

Marry clay

Fuck sam Monroe

Kill Stephen Glass

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Do you ever write?

No but I rant sometimes. I probably could write stories.

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I love fics that make Hayden’s characters the worst. I want womanizing psychopath anakin. I want ruthless Darth Vader. Full drug addict Sam Monroe. Unapologetic James. Maybe Luke is the cause of the darkness. David Rice that is even worse than everyone fears.

Break my heart. Make me hate him, but mourn the lost potential. I want depraved!

And I don’t mean smut. I feel like too many writers are afraid their writing isn’t good enough without adding smut in for the easy likes. They totally are. I get we think he’s the best looking, sweetest baby girl on earth, but he’s worth more than a roll in the hay. He’s an actual problem.

Give me a damn plot. Give me angst and drama and heart wrenching twists and turns!

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You say you’re a big fan of Hayden Christensen, but are you this level of fan? Lmao!

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Since lots of people ask how I find so many pics they haven’t seen, I’ll share my strategy.

1. I go to duckduckgo since it doesn’t search like google and heavily manipulate your results. It also doesn’t return the same results for every search.

2. Then I search for Hayden Christensen and I’ll either add a year at the end, or a random adjective like crazy, goofy or fantastic. Whatever word you can think of works really.

3. Then I click on images

4. Then I scan through all the results.

I hope this helps you guys find amazing stuff!

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Everyone made fun of Hayden Christensen for playing in Italian guy in Little Italy, but tell me he does not look like this 100% Italian dude Lorenzo Zurzolo.

Hayden really is part Italian

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Just for you guys!!!! I’ll share some of the more rare Hayden pictures.

Reblog with your favorite! This could be fun!

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He looks like he’s on a game show

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Omg yes

toxic men with dead eyes and a nicotine addiction do you wanna fuck i mean do you wanna i mean fuck i mean

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I did.