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I wish there was something other than just testosterone or estrogen, like another hormone I or others could take to just become just neutral looking, somewhere in the middle. I'm afab so I'll most likely end up taking testosterone, but I just wish there was something else for me and fellow nonbinary people who want both looks. Honestly if there is any and I just don't know, someone please tell me.

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Fuck man am I down bad tonight

I wanna be a good little cock warmer for an alien, to just sit in their lap with their giant cock up my cunt, their large form dwarfing me as they explore my body as it trembles with pleasure. I want to have their cock pulsing inside me, eager to lay eggs inside my softness, throbbing and throbbing until eventually they cave and hold me down against the bed and lay eggs after egg inside me. And of course the rough pounding that comes after, gotta fertilize those eggs after all, as I'm blissed out and full. Going until we both collapse, and then me and the alien take a nice nap together after all that hard work.

[haythefreaky]

I’m always thinking about those little freaks

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ECHIDNA

by Sadan Vague

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Holy shit I feel like I'm in heat or something. I hardly ever get this horny and hot and distracted, what the fuck and why the fuck tonight of all nights???

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I really wanna post the other smut I've finished writing, but honestly I want the first smut on my ao3 account to be the revamp of one that's sentimental to me. It sounds stupid to have a sentimental smut pwp fic, but I posted it anonymously the night I tried to kill myself. I want to post the revamp and let the people who commented and loved the original know that I'm alive and kicking. The original was also unfinished and had a hinted at bad ending, I want to actually finish the revamp and have the main characters saved in a good ending.

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my hungry ass could never be in the thing (1982)

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monsterfucker trying to pretend she has normal kinks x monster trying to pretend she’s human

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Taking that "makes you an eldritch abomination" estrogen

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FUCK I want to lay eggs so badly it's not funny anymore.

Like, this is probably just part of my alterhuman identity, but I have a genuine fantasy when I masturbate of having an ovipositor and laying eggs. Sometimes when I'm really getting into it I can almost feel it like a shift. It's not just 'egg laying hot' anymore I genuinely wish I could lay eggs so badly it hurts now.

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Ouh man I just got a great idea for a xenomorph oneshot.. problem is I'm really tired rn

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The take I saw was that liking knots was zoophilia.. The fuck?? Is the harkness test not good enough anymore? Is anything non-human zoophilia? Fuck man Tiktok is a horrendous.

I just saw the worst fucking take in a tiktok comment. I don't say this often but I think I took actual psychic damage from reading it

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I just saw the worst fucking take in a tiktok comment. I don't say this often but I think I took actual psychic damage from reading it

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Man.. I want to write something with a xenomorph but I've got no inspo

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All it/its users begin charging the beam

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Ballpoint Aliens

Tip jar

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maybe if i imagine the character all my problems will be solved