No, the name doesn't rhyme. Can pass for human 96% of the time. It/its
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Disclaimer
Hazard Wazard routinely survives events that would be fatal to a human through sophisticated plot armor and convergent evolution*. Imitation of Haz's adventures should only be attempted by fully certified wizards with a specialty in one of the following areas:
a) Cross-phylum transformation
b) Healing amulets
c) Pre-prepared necromancy
Failure to adhere to these conditions may result in: involuntary transformation, loss of limbs, loss of head, out-of-body experiences, confusion, dragon pox, teleportation, animal bites, drowning, measles, death, sleeplessness, loss of consciousness, spontaneous yodeling, suffocation, sinus congestion, aura instability, and other adverse events limited only by the creativity of the practitioner.
*Taxonomists are uncertain whether Haz is more properly classified as a biofilm or a slime mold. Haz is uncertain whether taxonomists are allowed** to eat DNA electrophoresis gel***.
**They are not.
***Haz mixed up electrophoresis gel (frequently contains carcinogenic ethidium bromide) and agar culture medium (edible, if unappealing).
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