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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too

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"Stolas isn't wrong for choosing his own happiness for once after years of abuse and depression"

and

"Octavia isn't wrong for feeling betrayed by her father and fearing she's been only an obligation to him"

are two concepts that can and should coexist.

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"Back on m'quiz bullshit...heh. Guessin' well does th'soul good, folks. Knowin' stuff does it better."

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Local man partied hardy in Gluttony this year and, for once, has to reap the consequences of a full-blown hangover. He must be getting sick, or something.

He's just going to lay on the nearest couch for a couple hours. "H'affy n'yer......"

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Local man partied hardy in Gluttony this year and, for once, has to reap the consequences of a full-blown hangover. He must be getting sick, or something.

He's just going to lay on the nearest couch for a couple hours. "H'affy n'yer......"

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It is what it is

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Oh no. Ohhhhhh no. Those are some deeply aggravated bird noises. There is NO way someone is out there insulting his beautiful little chick.

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Pets Monte and scratches under his chin. He needs this.

Well...he /had/ been in the process of setting up a job somewhere down in sloth - definitely not the most exciting ring for him sometimes, but the Sin is not only wholly welcomed to take his mind off of that, it's encouraged.

Monte doesn't hesitate to tuck away his phone and lean eagerly into the touches, purring up a storm and absentmindedly kneading his claws against the air.

Ohhhhh yeah. /That's/ the spot. Right there. Bossman has no right to have such magic claws but bow howdy does he have them regardless-

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Oh? A massive finger dares to approach him? Tuck up under the fluffy pink beard matching his curly, unruly hair? Instinct should demand that Monte sink his teeth down into the threat to such a vital, vulnerable area.

Instinct can suck it. Though it goes unseen, the succubus' eyes flutter closed as he picks up into a deep, rumbling purr. A much throatier, darker sound than one would expect of his stature - not too unlike Earth's big cats. Much like those cats, he follows the purring with a biiiig full body stretch that includes his claws and hooves, all too happy to curl up on Satan's shoulder like a spoiled pet.

"Shit, y'serious?" He himself mirrors Satan's chipperness as he takes to rubbing his face into the Sin's scritching finger a little firmer. There we go- right there- that's the spot. "...Sure wouldn't mind th'company. Y'sure they...don'need ya down here, bossman? Promise t'show ya a damn good time if y'really wanna head topside~"

Satan didn't seem to mind the invasion of the personal space. It was almost as if he was used it. More then anything he was simply amused by the boldness. But, Satan was demon for tit for tat. He would reach up to his shoulder and scratch under Montgomery chin.

He listened to the other as he talked. A simply festival and he also took note of what he said. He gave his maw a rub as an idea formed in his horned skull as he looked over at the succubus on his shoulder.

"Hm, well I may take you up on the idea. I do have nothing to do for a while. My schedule is in the clear. If you want I would be willing to escort you if you like...you little cutie." He uttered in chipper tone. He had not been to human world in a while anyways.

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//You know, I get upset sometimes that I don't have any icons for Monte save for the crops I grab from the two pieces of art he has. I did commission some forever ago, but the artist never did end up delivering.

Not totally their fault. I know things were rough around the time I paid for them. Just a little disappointing sometimes to remember.

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Probably a bad idea to catch a glimpse of that photo while trying to slam down his coffee. Didn't choke on it, somehow, but rather missed his mouth entirely. Clearly, his shoulder needed it more than him--

Earth to Angel - there's a Monte poking at his cheek and stealing that shoulder scaling coffee with many a snicker and snort.

"Babes...if y'gonna be this down bad...maybe don'add caffeine int'th'mix. Y'poor fur's gonna stain somethin' dirty."

"Looks good, don'e? Hard t'believe how much's au naturel sometimes~"

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"Heh, shit. Looks like th'holiday prints are out...lil'late, but. Gotta say I was real int'this shoot. S'rare. Arm days are worth it bitches!"

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