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We need to bring back the athletics body type post

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I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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10/10 dad joke

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whenever i reblog a post about certain demographics of tumblr users being annoying just know im never doing so with the implication being that i am not also annoying. being annoying online is a human right and it's fine to do. just like how being pissed off at other people for being annoying online is a human right and fine to do.

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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

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do you know how it feels to be

at rock bottom

suicidal

lost and alone

and not have anyone to talk to

not to have anyone around that cares

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a poetic parallel - crying in the shower and hearing the roommate laughing in the next room

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All four seasonal bunnies together – now available as greeting card packs!

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Need to cancel my fucking midnight & 1am joke subscription

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Today is Wet Beast Wednesday THANKSGIVING!

Today’s wet beast is: Turkeyfish

Olive’s Wet Beast Fact: Also known as the Lionfish, this invasive and venomous fish was originally from the Indian Ocean, but is now a highly invasive species destroying Caribbean reefs. What a good metaphor for the holidays.

Stay tuned for more Wet Beast Wednesdays!

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not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

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Okay a shortened arc where I'm not writing the whole book series at one time.

The list of characters:

The accused is a raccoon, the ride or die is a Mole, The other two friends include a rat and a rabbit. The nerd group is a group of chipmunks. The weird teacher is a rat as well. The villain is a...? Fourth friends family

I'm going to make a point to tell that the mole can't see too well and can never tell who is putting her in danger, but she always smells a familiar smell but can't place it.

Book 1: friends grew up together hearing stories about their town and how its haunted or its cursed or something they've heard so many stories they don't know what's true, teacher goes missing and they start to believe the stories, new friend made because they save the ride or die friend from danger, everyone acts normal, teacher eventually comes back but is weird now, nobody thinks anything of it except the friend group. They want to know what happened and why the teacher is weird. They get a threatening note saying to drop it.

Book 2: friends, science fair, weird teacher is in charge, they still question whats going on, project keeps getting sabotoged, they assume its this nerdy group who wants to win, but then one friend get accused because they're found next to the destroyed project, ride or die friend feels betrayed, the group goes after one another instead of looking for the true suspect. The suspected friend dissappears. Ride or die friend tries to find them, gets in a bad situation (again) - someone locks her in a supply closet to keep her away, and the other two friends not only have to find her and save her, they also have to find and save the accused friend. They eventually do, but the accused friend comes back like the teacher did. They're weird but insist they're not.

Book 3: the four friends aren't as close because the accused friend is weird and distant. The accused is dismissive and says nothing weird is happening. The other three are determined to find out what's going on. The ride or die friend goes snooping around at the accused friends house to see what's going on. The accused friend is just sitting in their room staring at a wall. The ride or die slips and makes a noise, they duck under the window sill hoping the accused didn't see them. They risk taking another peek and the accused is directly at the window. Staring into their soul. The ride or die runs to the other two and tells them what happened. They band back together even stronger than before. They call in reinforcements (the nerdy group from the science fair) and they go to the library and dig dig dig for information. The ride or die goes to the basement and finds a cabinet of old newspapers on how people have gone missing for years and then follow up articles about how they come back and everything is fine, but the follow up articles seem...familiar. they're written like the threatening note was written. The lights go out. The nerds and remaining two of the original friend group go downstairs and all they see is a shadow and scattered papers. The nerds and fourth friend go outside to see if they see anything. The rat stays behind.

Book 4: following their ride or die friend going missing, and the accused friend not being around - the two remaining friends and the nerds have come together to finally put this mystery to rest. They split up and look for the ride or die friend. The rat goes and sees the scattered papers. He reads the papers from the basement and starts putting it all together. It matches the cadance from the threat from the first book, and he know it's all connected. He looks at the author of the newspaper articles. It's the fourth friends grandpa. He leaves the basement and says he couldn't find any clues. He tells the group maybe this is too big for them, maybe someone else can deal with it. The fourth friend agrees and they go their own ways. The rat meets up with the nerds and tells them what's really happening. They go to the fourth friends house and they're creeping around and accidentally find a tunnel. The rat goes in because he's the fastest and the nerds are the loudest to get his attention. The rat looking around and the tunnel is filled with weird carvings and...is that blood? He sees the ride or die friend in a cage and he goes to her.

Book 5: we pick right back up in the tunnels and the caged ride or die. The rat is there and asks what is happened. The mole is scared and the rat is trying to understand. Being a rat, he's sneaky and pops the lock on the cage and carries the mole out by the scruff. Back through the tunnel he came in. The nerds are still there waiting. They all run. The mole has some tea and starts explaining what happened. They had found the newspapers and realized they were the same as the note and she didn't have time to see who had written it before she was grabbed. She did smell the same smell she smelled when she was shoved in the closet though. The rat fills in the blanks and tells her it's the fourth friends grandpa and the fourth friends family.

But why is the fourth friends family doing this?