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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show

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the wasp-mimic mantisfly (Climaciella brunnea) is not only one of the coolest bugs out there but can also be surprisingly calm and friendly, at least if you charm it with the offering of a delicious blood-filled mosquito

(Massachusetts, 7/3/23)

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Tom Nook and the Boys (his horrid hands)

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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user

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The baby <3

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sick of living in a society that caters to and coddles morning people. if you're a morning person keep that to yourself, pervert

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why do podcast writers write "funny" dialogue like that

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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big shoutout to the gas station near my house which is running a deal on energy drinks and thought the best way to express this on their large LED sign was to make it read BANG MONSTER 2/$5

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objectively a very funny comment to receive about your dog

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

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Campus protests in the US since April 17

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The Misbehaver