hazelcallahan

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what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

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thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

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And they were roommates...

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caitvi mornings <3

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beauyasha

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Beauyasha part 2

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Beauyasha-Week 2025: Day 1 - Hurt/Comfort

They’re really just too good to her. She should bristle against it, probably, refuse to accept it, but she can’t. Yasha knows she’ll never be able to, whether she deserves it or not. No matter how bad she’s handling it. She’s so glad she didn’t kill Beau. That everyone is alright. It takes a while, Yasha couldn’t say for how long she stares at the ceiling, forcing her focus to stay on the comfort offered by Beau’s hand and Jester clinging to her, face pressed into her shoulder. Eventually, Jester turns in her sleep, freeing Yasha’s arm. Beau’s fingers are loose, her breathing has evened out. Yasha carefully turns onto her side and watches Beau’s profile in the noisy night vision.

It's been for fucking ever, but hey, what better day than this one to push out the last chapter of my h/c beauyasha fanfic. It's Yasha’s POV, after the Cathedral fight.

Read chapter 4 on Ao3. Note that the M rating is for chapter 3.

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New app idea: HeliKNo. It tells you why helicopters are currently circling in your area and if enough users click "Not a Good Enough Reason" they're forced to land.

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Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

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your “loyal and virtuous” knight is doubting the cause he pledged his very soul to 🫵😂

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Starting a collection

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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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you don't ovulate. liar

interesting. Sort of a neutral statement really. cant seem to figure out how to respond to this

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

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Growing Grays