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every single day i think about the post that's like "cats be in the litter box like ksh ksh ksh ksh" because every single day my cat DO be in the litter box like "ksh ksh ksh ksh"

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i've been dying at this for the past 30 minutes

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“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”

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Me, an awkward bisexual, every time someone points a camera at me:

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Unmute!

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so turkey has withdrawn from the istanbul convention.

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*sets up a nice hot bath just for you*

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i like thinking abt how ppl have probably had OCs forever like even if they werent writers or artists. some boy in 1040s finland was probably imagining a little guy who tamed wolves or something. its smile to me

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This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

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The Rookie: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Dutch: Looking right because you left

Buck: Looking up cause you let me down

Romeo: Looking down cause you fucked up

Mickey: What is wrong with you guys

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Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere compliments, ignore their half-assed romance. Focus on developing yourself. Practice your art, play sports, do theater, volunteer, spend time with your friends, but do not put substantial effort into pleasing men. They’ll be there for you to pursue when the time comes and if you want to. But nothing will waste your youth more than fighting for male acceptance.