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Happy lesbian visibility week!

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Every single person studying a language when they recognize the most basic word of the language in a text or a video

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💖HAPPY CALLIE DAY!!💖… tho it’s now the next day and I forgot to post here😅 Even have a Teal version too

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can this elevator go any faster

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I think I am the way I am partially because my first ever big video game with a story was Super Paper Mario. The narrative is kickass but honestly more than anything I haven't seen many examples that come close to how visually coherent Super Paper Mario is. The amount of geometric shapes in the art direction of the game really drives home how many characters could only exist in 2D, which really drives home the ability to swap to 3D!!!! It's so cool!!! and all the weird equations in the sky and the bizarre (even for Mario standards) enemy designs and the way each world seems to have a unique pattern to the way the world layout is stylized.....its absolutely incredible

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Look at this. Look at this and feel good. Look at this and be happy.

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no more cold and calculating i want warm and calculating. i want characters who use deductive reasoning to figure out whether their friend would like a wool or cotton quilt based off of their lifestyle, career, hobbies, and habits. i want "your nails are often chipped because you work for a law firm as a typist for this company which notoriously underbudgets their IT department, so ive bought you a keyboard cover that will not only prevent manicure damage but is also sensory friendly because I know you dislike certain clicking noises". i want characters who figure out their friends entire schedules and social battery levels just by examining who only use that info to know when the best time is to hang out with them. i want characters who create elaborate, supervillain level schemes just to get their hands on some collectible they know their best friend wants. most of all i want characters who do not use intelligence and reasoning skills as a reason to be cruel but as a means to be kind

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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION - S5E1 Redemption, Part 2

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normally I’m in the “he would not fucking say that” camp but sometimes he has to fucking say that anyway because it’s so so so funny for him to have said it. he has to betray who he is to make you momentarily question all of your perceptions of him thus far. he has to give you a glimpse into the ever-expanding boundaries of his characterization and pysche. maybe it wasn’t out of character. maybe he’s descending into madness did you consider that

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ok .

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I am BEGGING yall to remember that "gay panic" means "i killed this person because theyre gay so you cant jail me for it" and NOT "UwU too gay to function"

Yall CANNOT reclaim this one please stop trying

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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue